Stay away from girls who play FPS games, guys, it's a world of pain.

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LuoirM said:
Back when I was 19, I met this older girl (3-4 years older than me), a recent banking graduate, on the Vietnamese CSGO Discord community.

No one in the group knew she was a girl because she kept a super low profile. Her avatar was some sunset sky picture or something, her name was "abcdzzz9," and she only came online for giveaways or drama.

Everything could have gone smoothly if I had just minded my own business and gone to sleep early.

But no, on that fateful night, I decided to stay up late and saw her looking for a duo session to rank up at 1 AM, so I asked for an invite link to join since we'd interacted once or twice before.

Then came the moment we turned on our mics, and you know how it goes...

"Holy crap, bro, you're a girl?"

"Yeah? Didn't you know?"

"How tf could I?"

After chatting for a bit, she told me to just call her Sue (or Su, I guess?) since she was shy about revealing her name and face.

Sue's voice was deep and a bit hoarse, and occasionally I'd hear her clearing her throat. But she was really gentle, and damn, she was a beast at shooting.

All I had to do was charge in, soak up bullets, and scout ahead, and Sue would effortlessly one tap everyone while following behind. And get this, she'd even praise me after every round win, saying "good job" or "nice play" in that irresistibly warm voice. Tell me, what kind òf weeaboo teenager wouldn't fall head over heels when an older girl compliments them???

So, I decided to gatekeep and not let the others know she was a girl to avoid getting her snatched away. When talking in the Discord group, I still referred to her account as "he," and Sue was grateful for me keeping her secret. A win-win, muhwahwa.

"Hey, [my name], you play Overwatch?" Sue asked.

"Yeah, I do," I replied – I had a pre-order account and played quite a bit when the game first came out.

She was still a beast at DPS, and I just buffed her damage and hid in a corner, and we cruised through the game (She mained hitscan, and I played Mercy or filled in as tank with Rein/Road).

"You know Rainbow Six Siege?" Sue asked next.

"Yep!"

Damn, she mained a Speed 3 operator and knows how to rush the site? Holy fucking cow! And she praised me for supporting her with my skills from outside the map (For those who know, I alternated between Lion and Dokkaebi).

At this point, I felt like we were spiritually connected, sharing the same joys and sorrows, the same desires and affections, our voices and spirits resonating. Any game I knew how to play, she'd invite me to join, and I was completely smitten.

Of course, I had my ego, and being carried by a girl may made me seems like a "skirt hiding loser," but every time she said "you're so good" or "nice play," I'd be as obedient as a puppy.

About two months passed like that, rotating between those three games. When we got bored, we'd switch, and when we lost, she'd curse at the team, and when we won, she'd praise me. I never felt inferior around Sue.

But then, one day, something I never expected happened.

"I just rented a place near my workplace and it's close to you. Wanna grab coffee?"

She was about to start working at a well-known bank, and the branch was only a 30-minute drive from me? What the hell? Was my rom-com life finally starting?

So, I skipped my National Defense (nothing serious, just uni curriculum) class on the day of the attendance check to meet Sue in person.

...

"Damn, those things are huge."

That was my first thought, I swear. I'm not some pervert, but her chest were so prominent that I didn't even dare look her in the face when I first saw her, afraid my eyes would wander and make her uncomfortable. So, I just kept my head down like a loser.

She was wearing lipstick, but I couldn't tell if she had any other makeup on.

And she had this really "authoritative" way of sitting, guys. She was wearing jeans, crossed her legs, leaned back, clasped her hands in front of her stomach, and looked down at me.

That's when I realized video games ain't the only thing matter in this world.

Remember how at the beginning of the story, I was all confident and type sh when talking to Sue? Now I was just barely able to mutter "ma'am" and "ywes"

At the coffee shop, she did all the talking, and I just answered. She must have been super bored, but I was too flustered to notice. And then I did something really disgusting...

When she got up to go to the bathroom to reapply her lipstick, I hesitated for a moment and then picked up her lemon iced tea, took a sip from the straw, and gave it a quick kiss. I put the glass down just a few seconds before she came back, so I don't know if she saw me or not...

...Yeah, I know I'm a loser, sorry guys.

A simple Wednesday morning passed like that. Nothing special, no grand gestures, just a loser disappointing his online friend.

But then, on Sunday that week, she texted me, "Wanna come over and see my new place?"

LET'S FCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I felt like a king, a god, a proud predator, a wolf among sheep.

I had never been so happy, so excited.

Until I actually went over.

That's when Sue confessed something.

She had a boyfriend.

And they both had a... uh... very hard-to-explain kink.

You know how hotel rooms often have a chair facing the bed?

Sue's place had one too.

And they wanted me to sit and watch, like I could enjoy myself if I wanted, but I couldn't join in or disturb them xD.

Those were the longest 30 minutes of my life.

It's been a few years now, and they call me over once or twice a month for a "breath of fresh air." I should have had the guts to say no, but I'm too afraid of losing her.

There's been some progress lately, though. When we go to the internet cafe, she pats my head and calls me a good boy (in English), and even buys me food.

I think I've become their low-maintenance pet. But I'm too invested to quit now, guys.

Oh, and her boyfriend is really nice too. He even invited me over for
dinner once when she went back to her hometown to take care of her grandparents who had a sprained ankle.
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I'm not sure what I was even expecting when I started reading
 
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Yeah, the closest thing I ever had to this was in high-school. I was third-wheeling two of my friends who were dating. We were just walking back and forth across the train tracks.

There was a park near them, and near the park was a shed. The two of them asked me if I wanted to be part of their threesome. I said no, so they told me to wait outside while they had sex in the shed. I didn't wait outside. I walked home.
 
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Envylope said:
Yeah, the closest thing I ever had to this was in high-school. I was third-wheeling two of my friends who were dating. We were just walking back and forth across the train tracks.

There was a park near them, and near the park was a shed. The two of then asked me if I wanted to be part of their threesome. I said no, so they told me to wait outside while they had sex in the shed. I didn't wait outside. I walked home.
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Good choice, me thinks
 
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