Spider milk?

[Ilikewaterkusa]

does it make them mammals?

they dont milk

 

[Representing_Tromba]

they dont milk

A key requirement for mammals is that they can lactate.

 

[CubicleHermit]

Idk about spider milk,

But I would love reading Isekai about someone who became a cow in magic battle fantasy world, and instead of chasing magic power and status, they chase and build smut harems of mindless sentient cow in the farm.

There's a Piers Anthony short story, "In the Barn" which is kind of like that: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/53870317-in-the-barn
(warning, seriously NSFW story. The link is just a review)

Anthologized several times (originally in "Again, Dangerous Visions", then in the author's "Anthonology" and later "Pornucopia.")

 

[Rhaps]

I knew this fact already, that's why I made my MC like drinking spider milk, coming from spiders the size of houses.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

does it make them mammals?

I'm no expert on spiders, but I doubt they have three middle ear bones:

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[greyblob]

hmmm... this changes things actually. thanks paul

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Can't even use the heavy flamer since she's immune to fire damage.

Gauss Flayer for the win

With dead animals and antilopes?

Honestly? The shit I've seen on discovery Channel terrifies me. Remember the days before Honey BooBoo?

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

 

[georgelee5786]

Oh. How nice. commits die

 

[Deleted member 120990]

With dead animals and antilopes?

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

 

[BearlyAlive]

There's always Rule 34.

 

[Cipiteca396]

(Assuming the source didn't just mistakenly hear about milking spiders and assume they meant actual milk instead of venom.)

I didn't know this, but I had it already, curtesy of the Arachne. Life imitates art?

The one I liked learning about more was the vegetarian spiders that fed plant sugar to all the kids in their daycare.

Idk about spider milk,

But I would love reading Isekai about someone who became a cow in magic battle fantasy world, and instead of chasing magic power and status, they chase and build smut harems of mindless sentient cow in the farm.

I thought about what would happen to the cows in those stories where magic suddenly appears on earth. If some of the cows became sentient or turned into mintoaurs/cowkin, there would be some pretty interesting consequences.

 

[RavenRunes]

But, since spiders have like a million babies at once.... how many tiddies....?? o.0

(yes that is what I am taking from this)

God's creations are amazing, obviously a very creative dude, clearly he did the drugs before coming up with some of the other stuff, not sure I really want to meet the entity behind spider milk, although could be fun to see what he says to 'did you honestly think this was a good idea? What possessed you?!'

 

[J_Chemist]

As an arachnophobe, this thread brings me great agony.

However, the knowledge that when I light spiders on fire there is a chance that their insides will literally boil from the milk evaporating also brings me great joy.