Southern Unorthodox Birbcarcher Sect's bribes

[Assurbanipal_II]

Preposterous! This is one SadRanter </3
It seems that birb shall fish one more day!
But this shall not be this Ranter's last!
One day, this Ranter shall procure the proper bribe for a successful recruitment!
*fixes manifesto 'Abyssal Adult UnCublike UnMangies'*

I have my cute Abyssal Adult UnCublike UnMangies. Of course, evil Nyarenne disapproves.

 

[RepresentingCaution]

Do they come with cookies? Wait . . . do they come with cookies that can cure my gestational diabetes?

 

[OneRanter]

Unfortunately to this Ranter's experience. No medicine is completely effective for pregnancy issues. You can only brave on and hope sweets don't start tasting funny :c

Do they come with cookies? Wait . . . do they come with cookies that can cure my gestational diabetes?

 

[Queenfisher]

This is...

...inconceivable.

I'm sorry but no. No. I shut down this entire establishment. Has no right to exist. NO.

Pretty birds fly free and can only be summoned or baited with BL, . So, you know...

Either promote BL on SHF now and forever or this whole scheme is a complete bust, and you, sir, are a scammer -- a SCAMMER!

 

[OneRanter]

Pretty birds fly free and can only be summoned or baited with BL, . So, you know...

Either promote BL on SHF now and forever or this whole scheme is a complete bust, and you, sir, are a scammer -- a SCAMMER!

So that's what birbs eat! *takes notes* tehehehehehehe

 

[Discount_Blade]

.....wut?

This is what happens when I drink too much hot sauce. People just stop making sense.

 

[OneRanter]

@HansTrondheim This Ranter has been working hard on the banner, It swears!
\(T.T)/
It may have been procrastinating a little bit. Maybe half a month too much.
Okay, maybe a month too much.
Perhaps a little half a month more from now.
This Ranter will finish the drawings! D:


I am extremely tempted because I love your drawings Hans <3 but if you draw a banner for me, I fear I will never complete the designs I set myself to draw, and they will rest forever forgotten in the sketchs folder. Like everything else did. And this time, at the very least, I want to try and finish them.​

 

[Deleted member 29316]

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@HansTrondheim This Ranter has been working hard on the banner, It swears!
\(T.T)/
It may have been procrastinating a little bit. Maybe half a month too much.
Okay, maybe a month too much.
Perhaps a little half a month more from now.
This Ranter will finish the drawings! D:


I am extremely tempted because I love your drawings Hans <3 but if you draw a banner for me, I fear I will never complete the designs I set myself to draw, and they will rest forever forgotten in the sketchs folder. Like everything else did. And this time, at the very least, I want to try and finish them.​

Ayt! No problems! Just PM me if you ever changed your mind about the banner.

 

[The_Long_Serpent]

Can I have an unmangy cublike creature?

 

[OneRanter]

Can I have an unmangy cublike creature?

Sure! You can take a fluff!
Just please don't call them the M-word D:
This One Ranter got rigthfully smitten by the heavens due to Its' missinformation campaing and now is remorsefully reflecting on Its' own misdeeds T.T