Sooo relatable...!

Drunk_Cultivator

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Probably more than 90% of you guys are being called out ??
 

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Iamnotabot

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Yup sound about right and i am not even a professional writer.
 

TheEldritchGod

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Wrong on all counts. This person is a blizzard of emotions whereas I am a man. I only feel the three H's. Hatred, horny and hungry, and I'm fifty. Horny left about a decade ago and I'm too tired to hate any more. Judging by my gut, hungry is the only feeling I got left.

Other than that, I am the ideal man; completely dead inside and yet charmingly sarcastic with wit drier than the Sahara. Plus I totally nail being stoic. My upper lip is so stiff, coroners use it to determine time of death.

I certainly do not sit in the dark, secretly wanting a hug, but filled with too much pride to ever admit it.

Whoever said that is a liar.
 

NotaNuffian

This does spark joy.
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Well, at this point I rather be a disgrunted reader than a writer on suicide watch.

I did felt a pang of guilt when my only reader asked when next chapter and I went "sorry, never".
 
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these outburst of emotional monologues feel so cringe to me.

maybe it's a bit relatable a decade ago when i just started, but now i'm just chilling when it comes to writing. maybe i'm just old, idk.
 

RepresentingCaution

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Yep, except now my kid keeps me up late. We were nocturnal a few months ago. Now, it's more like 3am at worst.
 

mitkopom

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Damn monologue was hilarious and ... Painfully realistic. I try to remember that I write the story for me as a target reader so the events happening follow my whims and ideal conclusions. But the ever-growing fan base of readers keep nagging me in the background.
 
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