So if you had to join a crime family...?

[TheDraconeaWriter]

So I'm currently writing a chapter (though it's a long way off) where a character is talking about crime bosses they know. So my question is simple: if you had to join one of these people, who would you join based on their name? Oh, and you can choose at least three of them, just in case the first two wouldn't allow you to join them.

I kinda want to know how people would react just based on their names. Which ones sound like they could protect you, you could stay loyal to, or help you advance your career?