Silly Online Course Ideas

[Kureous]

What's the most absurd online course that no one or very few people would want to buy? It can be the most random, useless skill out there, and you can be as creative as you want with this.

I'll go first: "Spend $5000 to join my Procrastination Masterclass TODAY!"

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Sign up for my "Silly Online Course Ideas" class for $999 and then I'll tell you

 

[Corty]

For 9,99$ a month I’ll message you that Everything is alright and I love you. It is for self-confidence building or something.

 

[HuaiChi]

What's the most absurd online course that no one or very few people would want to buy? It can be the most random, useless skill out there, and you can be as creative as you want with this.

I'll go first: "Spend $5000 to join my Procrastination Masterclass TODAY!"

19.99$ for How to earn money by teaching your silly skills to other.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

The secret they don't want to tell you, the one famous authors want to keep hidden, to hit the big numbers on Scribble Hub!???

The best genres, the best tags, and all the shortcuts to reach the big money.?

Answers to questions like:
- How do you get to trending number one?
- Why, even though you posted your novel, is it still not visible on the site a minute later?
- I've just written the prologue of my novel, can I link my Patreon?

Only € 6969.69, but only for a very limited time.

If you subscribe now, you'll also get a one-year subscription for free to @Corty 's course: "For $9.99 a month, I’ll message you that everything is alright and I love you. It is for self-confidence building or something."

 

[Corty]

The secret they don't want to tell you, the one famous authors want to keep hidden, to hit the big numbers on Scribble Hub!???

The best genres, the best tags, and all the shortcuts to reach the big money.?

Answers to questions like:
- How do you get to trending number one?
- Why, even though you posted your novel, is it still not visible on the site a minute later?
- I've just written the prologue of my novel, can I link my Patreon?

Only € 6969.69, but only for a very limited time.

If you subscribe now, you'll also get a one-year subscription for free to @Corty 's course: "For $9.99 a month, I’ll message you that everything is alright and I love you. It is for self-confidence building or something."

Corty Enterprises 777 Scribble Hub City, Storyland 42069

June 5, 2024

[Corty] [Student Council Office] [SHHS]

Subject: Cease and Desist Notice

Dear [ @MatchaChocolate69 ],

It has come to my attention that you are advertising a bundle for Scribble Hub that not only defies common sense but also, somehow, violates multiple Geneva Convention rules. As the self-appointed guardian of Scribble Hub wisdom and the foremost authority on unnecessary Trending Spot Hoggings, I must insist that you cease and desist from this egregious behavior immediately.

Your current offer of "The secret they don't want to tell you, the one famous authors want to keep hidden, to hit the big numbers on Scribble Hub!" is not only misleading but also a danger to the literary ecosystem that I aim to monopolize. Selling this so-called "bundle" for €6969.69, and including my reputable course “For $9.99 a month, I’ll message you that everything is alright and I love you,” only exacerbates the absurdity of the situation.

To avoid further complications, legal or otherwise, please adhere to the following:

1. Remove all claims that suggest your bundle contains secrets that could potentially violate international humanitarian law. That is my job.
2. Add asterisks and fine print clarifying that anyone who signs up for this bundle must pay for a second year in advance directly to me, @Corty. This payment must be made in unmarked bills, delivered by carrier pigeon.
3. Cease all advertising that implies my course is included for free. The emotional support I provide is priceless and cannot be bundled with dubious offers. Unless I do it.

Failure to comply with this Cease and Desist notice will result in severe repercussions, including but not limited to a strongly worded follow-up letter, public shaming on social media, and a dramatic reading of your marketing material by me on my podcast, "Corty's Court."

Consider this your first and final warning.

Sincerely,

Corty
CEO, SHHS
Email: [email protected]
Phone: (123) 420-6969

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Corty Enterprises 777 Scribble Hub City, Storyland 42069

June 5, 2024

[Corty] [Student Council Office] [SHHS]

Subject: Cease and Desist Notice

Dear [ @MatchaChocolate69 ],

It has come to my attention that you are advertising a bundle for Scribble Hub that not only defies common sense but also, somehow, violates multiple Geneva Convention rules. As the self-appointed guardian of Scribble Hub wisdom and the foremost authority on unnecessary Trending Spot Hoggings, I must insist that you cease and desist from this egregious behavior immediately.

Your current offer of "The secret they don't want to tell you, the one famous authors want to keep hidden, to hit the big numbers on Scribble Hub!" is not only misleading but also a danger to the literary ecosystem that I aim to monopolize. Selling this so-called "bundle" for €6969.69, and including my reputable course “For $9.99 a month, I’ll message you that everything is alright and I love you,” only exacerbates the absurdity of the situation.

To avoid further complications, legal or otherwise, please adhere to the following:

1. Remove all claims that suggest your bundle contains secrets that could potentially violate international humanitarian law. That is my job.
2. Add asterisks and fine print clarifying that anyone who signs up for this bundle must pay for a second year in advance directly to me, @Corty. This payment must be made in unmarked bills, delivered by carrier pigeon.
3. Cease all advertising that implies my course is included for free. The emotional support I provide is priceless and cannot be bundled with dubious offers. Unless I do it.

Failure to comply with this Cease and Desist notice will result in severe repercussions, including but not limited to a strongly worded follow-up letter, public shaming on social media, and a dramatic reading of your marketing material by me on my podcast, "Corty's Court."

Consider this your first and final warning.

Sincerely,

Corty
CEO, SHHS
Email: [email protected]
Phone: (123) 420-6969

Dear @Corty ,
Thank you for your letter dated June 5, 2024.
I appreciate your concerns and would like to address them point by point.

Firstly, regarding the claim that our bundle defies common sense and violates multiple Geneva Convention rules, I assure you that our promotional materials have been reviewed to ensure compliance with all relevant guidelines and regulations.

Secondly, it is important to clarify that our course does not actually reveal "the secret" promised in our marketing. Instead, at the end of the course, participants are invited to purchase an additional course where more insights are offered. This approach ensures that our advertising is not false, as we do not claim to reveal the secret within the initial course itself.

Regarding the inclusion of your course, “For $9.99 a month, I’ll message you that everything is alright and I love you,” I want to emphasize that this course is indeed a paid service, and the fees are duly remitted to Corty Enterprises. This ensures that you continue to benefit financially from your offerings.

To address your specific demands:

1. We will adjust our promotional language to avoid any potential misinterpretations related to international laws.
2. We will include the necessary fine print to clarify payment terms and conditions.
3. We will ensure that it is clear your course is a separate, paid offering and not included for free in any bundle.

Thank you for bringing these issues to my attention. I trust that these measures will resolve your concerns satisfactorily.

Sincerely,
[@MatchaChocolate69]
Eldritch Family Corp.
Email: [email protected]
Phone: (+69) 666-999

 

[Corty]

Dear @Corty ,
Thank you for your letter dated June 5, 2024.
I appreciate your concerns and would like to address them point by point.

Firstly, regarding the claim that our bundle defies common sense and violates multiple Geneva Convention rules, I assure you that our promotional materials have been reviewed to ensure compliance with all relevant guidelines and regulations.

Secondly, it is important to clarify that our course does not actually reveal "the secret" promised in our marketing. Instead, at the end of the course, participants are invited to purchase an additional course where more insights are offered. This approach ensures that our advertising is not false, as we do not claim to reveal the secret within the initial course itself.

Regarding the inclusion of your course, “For $9.99 a month, I’ll message you that everything is alright and I love you,” I want to emphasize that this course is indeed a paid service, and the fees are duly remitted to Corty Enterprises. This ensures that you continue to benefit financially from your offerings.

To address your specific demands:

1. We will adjust our promotional language to avoid any potential misinterpretations related to international laws.
2. We will include the necessary fine print to clarify payment terms and conditions.
3. We will ensure that it is clear your course is a separate, paid offering and not included for free in any bundle.

Thank you for bringing these issues to my attention. I trust that these measures will resolve your concerns satisfactorily.

Sincerely,
[@MatchaChocolate69]
Eldritch Family Corp.
Email: [email protected]
Phone: (+69) 666-999

Dear @MatchaChocolate69

Thank you for your prompt and detailed response dated June 5, 2024. I appreciate your willingness to address the concerns raised and your commitment to ensuring compliance with all relevant guidelines.

Your clarifications are noted, and I am pleased to hear that we can find common ground!

Looking forward to working together and ensuring our mutual success.

Warmest regards,

Corty, CEO of MUST HOG ALL OF TRENDING INC.

 

[Piisfun]

Lets see...
Cat herding.
Dragon Dentistry.
How to catch tank rounds with your teeth.

 

[2wordsperminute]

A course on how to eat 74 Pringles in 3.1 seconds.

 

[BearlyAlive]

A course on how to not teach courses