Should I really think Santa is a good guy?

[CupcakeNinja]

bruh

you dont like chicken, i take it? is it a pascatarian thing?

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

He knows when I am active; he knows my allegiance, he can sneak into my house unnoticed, he has magic. Has a labor force. Isolated. Does not give me what I want. Likes children. Feeds on sweets. Are we sure he's a good guy? I say we take him down.

Yeah he slapped the fucking Arianist retards

 

[CarburetorThompson]

He knows when I am active; he knows my allegiance, he can sneak into my house unnoticed, he has magic. Has a labor force. Isolated.

Nothing that doesn‘t already apply to the NSA. (CIA for you non-Americans (you’re even less safe ))

 

[Deleted member 68927]

I wrote a short story as a Christmas present for my brother (It is not BL), about how Grandma Claus has to give away all the presents herself because Santa ran off with a stripper. Long story short, she got drunk on Vodka and ended in debtor's jail. But on the bright side, Santa is also in jail.

 

[gaylolis]

he did make these santa outfits that people use for segs. it was pretty hot so i think he's a pretty cool guy.