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[unlaumy]

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*arrives unannounced dress in only a fancy hat
*says nothing
*Breaks all the fine china.
*overturns the tables
*smashes cups on the floor
*gores someone randomly
*moos and chews some grass
*leaves before someone gets out the steak knives

Maybe when everyone meets each other will we can finally decide on who'll win the last commenter (only one gets to survive)

 

[JayMark]

Maybe when everyone meets each other will we can finally decide on who'll win the last commenter (only one gets to survive)

No, such a battle would end existence as we know it.

 

[Worthy39]

Just so y’all know, if you invite me to your wedding, I will try to make it.

That's the most sickeningly sweet thing I've ever heard. Purely for that reason, I will start dating, just to get married and invite you to the wedding.

 

[Alski]

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We can only duel if we treat all the numbers on my cards as 1000x higher

 

[Eldoria]

Just so y'all know, I ain't getting married but I'll send you gift if you invite me to yours.

It's a shame I, Eldoria, don't marry.

I'm not Gaia... a strange mother who married her son.

I just loved too much, even though watching humans shed blood on my land... in my body made me broken.

So, at least you don't have to bother sending me a wedding gift. Lol

 

[Worthy39]

It's a shame I, Eldoria, don't marry.

I'm not Gaia... a strange mother who married her son.

I just loved too much, even though watching humans shed blood on my land... in my body made me broken.

So, at least you don't have to bother sending me a wedding gift. Lol

Is that a fancy way of saying people are gross and dating sounds like a nightmare?

 

[Eldoria]

Is that a fancy way of saying people are gross and dating sounds like a nightmare?

Well, I'm just a broken world, not a human. I've seen many humans get married in my world... but I can only smile without them noticing.

 

[Worthy39]

Well, I'm just a broken world, not a human. I've seen many humans get married in my world... but I can only smile without them noticing.

RP on hardcore mode right there... impressive.

 

[Corty]

But instead of being the daughter of a rich CEO, I'm the daughter of a Coon

‘Scuse me?! I am the CEO of trash!

 

[JayMark]

‘Scuse me?! I am the CEO of trash!

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Why do people want to meet anyway? Isn't it better to remain anonymous online?

 

[JayMark]

Why do people want to meet anyway? Isn't it better to remain anonymous online?

Come to the pasture and eat grass with me.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Come to the pasture and eat grass with me.

I'll eat the grass second hand. After it's been processed into something tastier.

 

[Nevafrost]

It's a shame I, Eldoria, don't marry.

I'm not Gaia... a strange mother who married her son.

I just loved too much, even though watching humans shed blood on my land... in my body made me broken.

So, at least you don't have to bother sending me a wedding gift. Lol

Tell me when your birthday is, I'll try to send a gift-nya.
Also, Gaia and Hephaestus had a child, right? Oml, it's so effing disgusting.

‘Scuse me?! I am the CEO of trash!

@TechnologicallyHuman is my mother-nya! So, will you be my another mother or a father-nya?

Why do people want to meet anyway? Isn't it better to remain anonymous online?

I said 'imagine' -nya. It means it's hypothetical, not literally meeting IRL. That doesn’t really sound practical-nya.

 

[Eldoria]

Tell me when your birthday is, I'll try to send a gift-nya.
Also, Gaia and Hephaestus had a child, right? Oml, it's so effing disgusting.

Well, maybe you will have a hard time finding my creation date... I was created on a date that only occurs once every 4 years according to the calendar you currently use.

 

[Nevafrost]

Well, maybe you will have a hard time finding my creation date... I was created on a date that only occurs once every 4 years according to the calendar you currently use.

Woah! I always found it interesting? Do you celebrate on 28th feb or 1st march for the rest of the years?

 

[Corty]

nya! So, will you be my another mother or a father-nya?

You drive a hard bargain. I’ll be your weird uncle.

 

[Eldoria]

Woah! I always found it interesting? Do you celebrate on 28th feb or 1st march for the rest of the years?

As a world that loved too much until broken... I don't celebrate my creation day.

Humanity has already suffered so much, I can't ask them to celebrate my creation day. Besides, they don't even know who I am, even though I see them all the time.

 

[Nevafrost]

You drive a hard bargain. I’ll be your weird uncle.

That's acceptable! So, will you arrive in a helicopter? And give me cash and chocolates and spoil me?
Or, will you be the fresh out of jail uncle?

 

[Corty]

Or, will you be the fresh out of jail uncle?

I'll be fresh out of [REDACTED]

I wanted to make a "Yo Momma!" joke, but I am a good uncle. I am not doing that... yet. I'll wait until there's another Thanksgiving meeting.