SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

This isn't America~ no 5th amendment rights for you~

That's why I said Fukc.
I remembered where I am.

*whispers* my hair is not actually green

Wut.

 

[quagma]

*Whispers* Also, wouldn't it be correct to say Octopi? There's... A lot of them.

*whispers back, ooc* [grammatically speaking, octopi, octopode, and octopus are all, annoyingly, correct and interchangeable when speaking about these creatures. we've seen marine scientists use all three at any one time.]

 

[SsemouyOnan]

[to whom... or rather, what do we owe this pleasure of your visit?]

[the ATOMS themselves tremble in confusion]
[as do we in the past]
[and us in the future yet to come]



[how... interesting. this wasn't writ in the STARS alignment nor the ATOMS spin for this day.]

[or at all, really.]

a notebook manifests, held in the tiny tentacles of a small floating octopus. they scribble furiously on it, the scritch of pen on paper filling the... area you find yourself in. whatever notes they've scrawled in there are unreadable. pure gibberish. seemingly satisfied, the creature vanishes. was all of that just for show?

[what brings you out today?]

Why, hello there! |˶˙ᵕ˙ )ﾉﾞWould you like some tea and snacks? A seat, perhaps? I have enough here to go around for ALL of you!

 

[SRB]

*whispers back, ooc* [grammatically speaking, octopi, octopode, and octopus are all, annoyingly, correct and interchangeable when speaking about these creatures. we've seen marine scientists use all three at any one time.]

*whispers* So I can't even correct people on that? Damn, that's my favorite thing to do!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You can, but is it stylish enough?

Of course. Black is the most stylish color. It's also my re-- Nevermind.

Eh, when you take over, I'll just switch my soul with the soul of the dum-dum that created me. He'll suffer and I'll be free in the real world.

You can't escape from me.

*falls asleep*
*stabs in sleep*
*wakes up*

Sleep Stabby! So cute~ This Daikon loves all types of stabby stabby as long as it's from Your Stabbyness

Ehe~ Thanks~

Everything for Her Stabbyness

*whispers* my hair is not actually green

*whispers back* I don't care.

*Whispers* Also, wouldn't it be correct to say Octopi? There's... A lot of them.

They are one for me. I don't perceive your reality the same way as you do, Limb One. Multiple timelines, universes, versions... It's all meaningless to me.

 

[SRB]

Of course. Black is the most stylish color. It's also my re-- Nevermind.

Your what?

You can't escape from me.

I'm not escaping, I'm just going on vacation to another body.

They are one for me. I don't perceive your reality the same way as you do, Limb One. Multiple timelines, universes, versions... It's all meaningless to me.

That's honestly sad. Why do you even waht to take control of the body, if almost everything is meaningless in your eyes?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Sleep Stabby! So cute~ This Daikon loves all types of stabby stabby as long as it's from Your Stabbyness

Ehehe~ I’ll give you lots of stabby stabby then~
*wraps win hair*
*hair starts stabbing*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

That's honestly sad. Why do you even waht to take control of the body, if almost everything is meaningless in your eyes?

You should try it sometimes, mama. Seeing All as One can be quite a interesting experience. It should be possible for you when you're Sophisticated Soviet Man, you can totally obliterate the self and bask in meaninglessness of it all ^_^

 

[SRB]

You should try it sometimes, mama. Seeing All as One can be quite a interesting experience. It should be possible for you when you're Sophisticated Soviet Man, you can totally obliterate the self and bask in meaninglessness of it all ^_^

I think there's still too much human in me for that, little one. Seeing All as One can be interesting, I'm sure, but... It's not for me.

 

[quagma]

Why, hello there! |˶˙ᵕ˙ )ﾉﾞWould you like some tea and snacks? A seat, perhaps? I have enough here to go around for ALL of you!

[of course, of course! don't mind us, of course. we're merely tagging along, as it were.]

They are one for me. I don't perceive your reality the same way as you do, Limb One. Multiple timelines, universes, versions... It's all meaningless to me.

[you are correct to perceive us in this manner.]

Seeing All as One can be interesting, I'm sure, but... It's not for me.

[your loss! we very much enjoy it ourselves. then again, you are more focused on matters of the flesh than those of the mind.]

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Your what?

Nothing ←_←

I'm not escaping, I'm just going on vacation to another body.

Mm.

That's honestly sad. Why do you even waht to take control of the body, if almost everything is meaningless in your eyes?

Because it's the only way for me to go back. If I can't go back. If I can't return home... Returning. This is the only thing that has a meaning.

Ehehe~ I’ll give you lots of stabby stabby then~
*wraps win hair*
*hair starts stabbing*

woooooaaaaaahfhhghhhhh.... so... so nice... ehehe~ perfect stabbies from prefect Her Stabbyness so lovely~

[you are correct to perceive us in this manner.]

...
*pats some more*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

[of course, of course! don't mind us, of course. we're merely tagging along, as it were.]

Make yourselves at home, then! *pulls out chairs for every instance of Quagma* *takes out snacks from Infinite food*

Any preferences on tea? ^_^

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Started playing Elden Ring again, but my brain keeps mixing the controls with HSR. I'm foreseeing a lot of dying

 

[quagma]

Make yourselves at home, then! *pulls out chairs for every instance of Quagma* *takes out snacks from Infinite food*

Any preferences on tea? ^_^

[raspberry lemon, if you have it.]

 

[Azure_Fog]

Started playing Elden Ring again, but my brain keeps mixing the controls with HSR. I'm foreseeing a lot of dying

Good luck~

 

[Azure_Fog]

woooooaaaaaahfhhghhhhh.... so... so nice... ehehe~ perfect stabbies from prefect Her Stabbyness so lovely~

We’re just getting started~
*stabs heart*
*hair stabs further*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Started playing Elden Ring again, but my brain keeps mixing the controls with HSR. I'm foreseeing a lot of dying

Change your keybinds ?

[raspberry lemon, if you have it.]

Here's a bottomless cup of raspberry lemon black tea, I'll have to warn you, it's very sour! ?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Good luck~

Thank you Somehow my brain remembers what to do only during combat, while in exploration I keep mistaking attack button for sprint As long as I don't accidentally murder any important NPCs I should be fine

We’re just getting started~
*stabs heart*
*hair stabs further*

I'm getting stabbed, I mean, spoiled today so much~ Stabbing is spoiling when it comes from Your Stabbyness ehehe~ You can stab this Daikon's heart as much as you want, Your Stabbyness, it already belongs to you And I'm not even dying from it anymore.

Change your keybinds ?

Confession: I never change bindings in games (unless they are Turboretardismo level). It fucks up with my brain more than not. I can remember which button does what even less

 

[WatchaKhoko]

If you so desire, I could add chamomile without the part that makes you feel sleepy. That is, unless you prefer chamomile precisely so that you may relax.

Thank you for the offer, my lady, but I am already very satisfied with the tea you prepared for me. Moreover, while I was dreaming of the various dimensions and seeing the different branches, I wondered what could make them so different. Perhaps a simple choice can completely change the course of history. Milk instead of chamomile, or an unexpected encounter with a person who shouldn't be there.
If I get a chance I will try different choices to see if they lead to different results.

You're welcome, it is unfortunate that circumstances did not permit me to be so cordial at that time.

It is true that circumstances change, and yesterday's enemy can become today's ally.
However, this happens when interests collide, even if only for a moment.
Unfortunately, this does not seem to be the case here. I regret that.

May I ask what your objective is, my lady? I believe I should already know it, and perhaps you will confirm it, but as I said before, sometimes a different choice, a different detail can break a cycle or start a new one. Maybe the new circumstances have changed your goals.

I appreciate the compliment ^_^

I can't help but compliment you as if it were an instinct I cannot resist, present deep within my soul.

I do enjoy surprises every now and then, so I shall figure it out for myself at a later date.
*She slips the box of chocolates into her pockets... that skirt had pockets? How convenient."

Let me know in any way if you enjoyed them, my lady. Even in another timeline, in another world, in another way.
Through other eyes, I will know when I see it or read it.

I have been doing my own thinking, observing and imagining those countless possibilities that may or may not be. Truthfully, right now, I have no reason to see you dead.

When we first met, the Watcha before me was imperfect, whole in a way that is not, a smear upon this reality.

Though now that you are again seated before me, I can see you in your entirety - your beginning, your contents, your very end. You too, now have a story, the tale of the [CURSED TIMELINE] that you have forced upon this school. Grim and imperfect it may be, it is a word that contains you nevertheless. It is in my conscience that I let you see it through to the end, even if I abhor it so.

And in that tale, it was written down that you had sour lemon tea on that fateful afternoon, impossible it as you made it be, with my existence, it becomes an inevitability. Though do not mistake me, for beyond the end of that world - I will have to finish what I started.

I'm glad we can discuss this without resorting to violence.

Spoiler: Contains spoilers from chapter 69

I have seen numerous worlds, numerous possibilities. I have dreamed for eons, even if it translated to just a few hours in my timeline.
In my wanderings, I never saw my presence. There is only one place where I exist.
This means that the timeline where I exist is, in reality, [REDACTED]

However, I realized that it was not just me who was absent, but you as well.
So the persecution I faced in my wanderings wasn't you? Was it a version created by myself after interacting with you?
Yet the memory of that sour lemon tea was deeply ingrained in my mind long before drinking it.
As if we were destined to meet or had met before our existence.
I can't explain it, but I know that my destiny somehow passes through you, and I know that you will be ready to prevent me from escaping my [REDACTED]
My hypothesis is that it all began at a very specific moment, even if it is not the only cause.

But know that my purpose is [REDACTED]. I regret to inform you that you won't be able to stop me, and soon [REDACTED].

 

[WatchaKhoko]

[how... interesting. this wasn't writ in the STARS alignment nor the ATOMS spin for this day.]

[or at all, really.]

a notebook manifests, held in the tiny tentacles of a small floating octopus. they scribble furiously on it, the scritch of pen on paper filling the... area you find yourself in. whatever notes they've scrawled in there are unreadable. pure gibberish. seemingly satisfied, the creature vanishes. was all of that just for show?

[what brings you out today?]

The man in white approaches the levitating octopus in front of him.
Their tentacles sway ethereally in the cosmic foam that only they can perceive.

He places his hand on the nearest tentacle and caresses it.
He looks up, his emerald eyes shining.

"Thank you for always having my back."

[Combat has its perks. We can be quite creative when it comes to that. Yet, it loses its luster when it drags on for too long, or with excessive loss of life. People are free to kill each other off all day long, but at the end of the day, we've all got places to go and things to do. This war of attrition cannot continue.]

[besides] says another octopus, appearing next to the original, [there is a greater threat looming on the horizon. can you not feel it? how it shakes the very foundation of our existence?]

I am dismayed for having dragged you into this war and for what I am about to do.
Unfortunately, without your help and power, I would not have been able to get to where I am.
I hope you can forgive me.