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quagma

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why would u do that... if u summon a hero wont he be unable to go back home?
isekai stories that give the summoned one a way back home (and they actually go back home? like wtf?) are some of the worst. you had a whole ass magical adventure, and you want to go back to a world without magic? are you insane? good thing most summoned ones are dead in their original worlds, or they'd be going back constantly for their goldfish.
 
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ShizukiIchino

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<Master or Shizuki lost her memories. Well it's actually a effect of the halo but I will never tell her. The halo glow brightly when she sleep and probably at that time that when the effect kick in. Slowly her memories has been returned, not all tho. The current entire ordeal she in still being forgotten. She only remember how to code and make stuff>

<On few occasions master asked me what are we doing in outer space, in which I answered with a journey. And there she goes again to the workshop of the spaceship making unknowns stuff, probably because of lost of memories and the current vessel the imagination is skyrocketing and it's easy to do brainstorming ideas. Will be noted to not fix this for maximum efficiency for while>
 

SRB

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SRB

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<Master or Shizuki lost her memories. Well it's actually a effect of the halo but I will never tell her. The halo glow brightly when she sleep and probably at that time that when the effect kick in. Slowly her memories has been returned, not all tho. The current entire ordeal she in still being forgotten. She only remember how to code and make stuff>

<On few occasions master asked me what are we doing in outer space, in which I answered with a journey. And there she goes again to the workshop of the spaceship making unknowns stuff, probably because of lost of memories and the current vessel the imagination is skyrocketing and it's easy to do brainstorming ideas. Will be noted to not fix this for maximum efficiency for while>
:blob_neutral:
Network-chan, can you return Shizuki's memories right now?
 

Theirl

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isekai stories that give the summoned one a way back home (and they actually go back home? like wtf?) are some of the worst. you had a whole ass magical adventure, and you want to go back to a world without magic? are you insane? good thing most summoned ones are dead in their original worlds, or they'd be going back constantly for their goldfish.
I tought people.that enter the academy cant get away from here
 

MatchaChocolate69

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:blob_neutral:<- can't think of words or expressions
Unlike Azure, I have +9999% Resistance against "being called cute" damage, you will have to do better than that!
:blob_evil: Hahaha! Someone was left speechless! :blob_evil:
Brick by brick, I'm dismantling the wall of your so-called resistance to "being called cute", and this makes you even more extremely cute!
:blob_aww: Because you are the C-U-T-E-S-T. :blob_uwu:
I've written one fictional work on a piece of paper and it's far higher quality then most things I've done. The word docs technically only exist on my drive now, which is full, but I'm reluctant to delete them since they're a part of my portfolio(that no one shall know about, perhaps until after my death for shock value. Or not, dying is not a part of my life plan)
Actually, I feel a deep envy; despite the cringe, I would really love to reread my first stories and maybe rework some ideas that I was particularly attached to. I wrote quite a few with pen and paper, along with terrible rap songs. Writing manually is enjoyable, but technology is an incomparable convenience that multiplies productivity a million times. I would never, ever write on paper now. Don't trust external hard drives completely; I've lost quite a few precious files when one of these fragile technological objects met the cold floor from a moderate height. All due to a moment of carelessness. Fortunately, we now have the cloud.

I'm glad that death isn't part of your plans. I want you very much alive. Are you on board with transhumanism plan?
Number one rule of warfare: If you're in a fair fight, something has gone horribly wrong

Addendum: If you're in unfair fight with the odds against your favor, then a lot of things have gone horribly wrong.
We could add these pearls of wisdom to Sun Tzu's The Art of War, and no one would notice. In fact, I think, contextualized, they are probably his concepts. I love when you're so ruthless, and I'm glad not to have you as an enemy.

As you say, sometimes things can go horribly wrong. We can't predict everything that will happen, or maybe we made a mistake.
And that's when the fun begins, when everything is against you.
Authors don't exactly have full control of what movie adapters show on screen. Not sure if that's true with George but he might've been helpless against it.
I would really like to defend him, but let's face reality: he's a greedy and gluttonous b*stard. He would do anything for money. He has the right, but he should have committed to finishing the book before the TV series ended or demanded that it not be finished.
But what's done is done.
I think the damage done to his magnum opus is punishment enough. I'm sure his torment is appropriate.
I don't know why, but I've never been really afraid of the unknown. Even my kid self found my dreams about suddenly being homeless one day, or someone breaking into our house and robbing us more terrifying.

That might just be half empty half full thing though.
These are legitimate and terrifying fears, especially because they are far more realistic than any horror. Poverty is a terrible condition of existence, and most of us do everything to avoid it. Being robbed in your own home is a violence that leaves deep marks on the mind and soul, especially when you are powerless.
In any case, the unknown can take many forms, including not knowing if you'll make it home today.
There's a pack that gives the exact amount of Lunacy needed for the battlepass, at 10.99 which was the same as when it costed real money. Though it does entice you to "reserve" future battlepasses by buying more Lunacy and getting things for cheaper in the grand scheme of things.

I don't do it though, I'm content in spending every few months, seasons take a loooong time. Last year we only had 3.
It might not be convenient, but I think your method is right. With gacha games, it's important to set limits and not fall for their predatory tactics. After all, they are designed specifically to exploit our psychology.
Picking boosters with abnos you've already faced is a good idea. Later enemies inevitably powercreep new ones, and they're a lot more powerful in mirror dungeons. If you see a pack named "Falling Petals"... do not take it.
Avoid "Falling Petals" noted! :blob_blank:

...How do I recommend an h-game without making things awkward? :sweat_smile: Black souls II... you don't have to actually play it there's boss fights recorded on youtube. The content is... not for everyone.
:blobrofl:
You had already mentioned it to me, and I missed that it was an h-game.
If we're all on Smuthub, there's a reason for it. :blob_evil: Don't be embarrassed, I will accept everything about you. I won't judge you, and knowing that you appreciate certain types of content makes you even more interesting. :blob_uwu: I didn't think you had such tastes... I've seen the game and it has some rather unique mechanics... I've added it to my list of things to try. :blob_okay:
Good idea, I should try that too.
I am good with resolutions, but less good at implementing them.
Uhh... how do I get around to genetically modifying sharks anyways? :blob_hmm_two:
Here's a useful reference:

I can get you the DNA samples and lend you the SHizuki clone factory, I have some connections...
My writer's MOTTO.
*succcubus thoughts get completely swallowed by evil Ssemouy™ thoughts*

Light work, no reaction :blob_evil:
Succubi have to work very hard with Ssemouy.
Did, I say chocolate?! I meant uh, Chonky daikons. Yeah, I clearly meant big, juicy chonky daikons! Yum! :blob_drool:
Why choose when you can have both?
A large, thick daikon first, and then sweet chocolate. Before and after. Or together.
 

MatchaChocolate69

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@Simple_Russian_Boi
Mama, watching a random video on YouTube recommended by the algorithm, I made a silly connection between Slavic Mama, KGB, Kaasan, and Matcha, and it's all tied to the planet Venus, which apparently the Soviet Russia was obsessed with. But if you think about it, Venus is the goddess of love, and there are no coincidences. It is her planet, and consequently... I'm rambling. Don't pay attention to me. It's been a tough day. Grueling because of work and, despite the efforts, not very productive for writing.

 
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Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
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Your Stabbyness wants to be praised more? :blob_evil_two: Oke
*runs to the window*
*opens*
*starts singing praises to Her Stabbyness as loud as possible so everyone can hear no matter how far they are*
:blob_uwu:
H-hey!! Stop that!
I'm weak for you, Your Stabbyness :blob_uwu:
That’s okay~
and in general...
Says the one who can blow up galaxies…
*windows 95 startup jingle*

good morning! how goes?
Morning~
Absolutely not a part of a demon summoning ritual :blob_uwu: :blob_evil:
Ooo~ Are you summoning me~?
W-Well... Goddess used to be quite the womanizer in her sapling times :sweat_smile:
What. Did. You. Say?
The only one you ever need, will need, or needed is me~
N~o~ o~n~e~ else~
*stabs*
 

quagma

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Accessing Archives: In Progress ...
Primary POV: Instance Selected ...
Compiling Continuity... In Progress ...
Arranging Events in Chronological Order ... In Progress ... Done!

Observational Notes, as sent, live, from the observing instance's mind.

Dimensional Data: (Note: name, date, coordinates, levels, and other extraneous information, have been redacted for brevity. Considering the amount of data sent would be equivalent to the amount of data generated by Earthians in a year, this is probably for the best.)

Summary: Permadeath: [OFF]. No traces of {Normalcy Corruption}. Local Mana levels remain stable. Fantasti-tech continues to defy all known laws of physics. {Chaos} and {Order} are in good balance. Potentiality production is showing decent growth. The {ATOMS} and the {STARS} are spinning in all of their {COLORS}.

Nothing exists unless observed. Usually, if there's nobody else around, that observer is Us. To that end, We watch all possibilities. Some are viable. Some are not. This one will have been no different.

A fairly ordinary day, with few to zero deaths. With Blehmonade having switched over to a more sustainable and eco-friendly model, by harvesting the blood directly from the Blood Dimension instead of from countless and hapless students, the Nurse's office has seen much less traffic these days.

The Nurse has been observed to have retreated into alcoholism and videogaming. They've been bawling about being lonely, and frankly, we're worried they're not getting out of their room enough.

The fairies have gathered their courts, convening in strange places. Unused rooms have been seeing sudden usage, and new ones have been forming ex nihilo to accommodate them all. The tension between the Summer, Winter, Day, and the Night courts is so intense that even the NPC golems have been acting unsettled.

The library dungeon has been growing steadily. A small civilization of lost students has developed in the stacks of books and life-infested shelves out past the front desk and lobby. On Floor 339, two and a half kilometers in, We located the long lost {Computer Lab}. As a courtesy, We have teleported it to the surface, returning it to its rightful place.

Continue watching the basement dwellers. Attempts to divert the flow of supplies there have been stymied by unknown forces. Investigation: ongoing.

Eldritch Family continues to be adorably fluffy, despite their frequent displays of violence and gore. This appears to be the norm for them, with fairly little risk for themselves. We have begun joining in on their shenanigans. We do not know why, but their enthusiasm is infectious. With how much attention We've been getting, We think We may have been accidentally adopted into their bizarre little group.

Not that We're complaining, or anything.

[Continue observing POV?]
[Y/N?]

should we continue observing this POV? expand by a few thousand words? Or shall it be relgated to die here in teh forums? YOU DECIDE!!!

trying a different style. writing is haaaard....
 
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H-hey!! Stop that!
Hmm... Oke, I'll be singing them directly to you :blob_uwu:
That’s okay~

Says the one who can blow up galaxies…
Well, compared to Your Stabbyness, this Daikon is but a weak fool :blob_uwu: After all, nobody can compare with Her Stabbyness :blob_uwu:
Ooo~ Are you summoning me~?
Summoning you, Your Stabbyness is a much nicer business :blob_uwu:
What. Did. You. Say?
The only one you ever need, will need, or needed is me~
N~o~ o~n~e~ else~
*stabs*
Ghhgaa... Y-yes of course Your Stabbyness! This Daikon changed her ways since the first stab you blessed this Daikon with :blob_uwu: This Daikon has eyes only for Her Stabbyness :blob_uwu:

Good morning! :blob_reach:
 
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Accessing Archives: In Progress ...
Primary POV: Instance Selected ...
Compiling Continuity... In Progress ...
Arranging Events in Chronological Order ... In Progress ... Done!

Observational Notes, as sent, live, from the observing instance's mind.

Dimensional Data: (Note: name, date, coordinates, levels, and other extraneous information, have been redacted for brevity. Considering the amount of data sent would be equivalent to the amount of data generated by Earthians in a year, this is probably for the best.)

Summary: Permadeath: [OFF]. No traces of {Normalcy Corruption}. Local Mana levels remain stable. Fantasti-tech continues to defy all known laws of physics. {Chaos} and {Order} are in good balance. Potentiality production is showing decent growth. The {ATOMS} and the {STARS} are spinning in all of their {COLORS}.

Nothing exists unless observed. Usually, if there's nobody else around, that observer is Us. To that end, We watch all possibilities. Some are viable. Some are not. This one will have been no different.

A fairly ordinary day, with few to zero deaths. With Blehmonade having switched over to a more sustainable and eco-friendly model, by harvesting the blood directly from the Blood Dimension instead of from countless and hapless students, the Nurse's office has seen much less traffic these days.

The Nurse has been observed to have retreated into alcoholism and videogaming. They've been bawling about being lonely, and frankly, we're worried they're not getting out of their room enough.

The fairies have gathered their courts, convening in strange places. Unused rooms have been seeing sudden usage, and new ones have been forming ex nihilo to accommodate them all. The tension between the Summer, Winter, Day, and the Night courts is so intense that even the NPC golems have been acting unsettled.

The library dungeon has been growing steadily. A small civilization of lost students has developed in the stacks of books and life-infested shelves out past the front desk and lobby. On Floor 339, two and a half kilometers in, We located the long lost {Computer Lab}. As a courtesy, We have teleported it to the surface, returning it to its rightful place.

Continue watching the basement dwellers. Attempts to divert the flow of supplies there have been stymied by unknown forces. Investigation: ongoing.

Eldritch Family continues to be adorably fluffy, despite their frequent displays of violence and gore. This appears to be the norm for them, with fairly little risk for themselves. We have begun joining in on their shenanigans. We do not know why, but their enthusiasm is infectious. With how much attention We've been getting, We think We may have been accidentally adopted into their bizarre little group.

Not that We're complaining, or anything.

[Continue observing POV?]
[Y/N?]

should we continue observing this POV? expand by a few thousand words? Or shall it be relgated to die here in teh forums? YOU DECIDE!!!

trying a different style. writing is haaaard....
Continue :blob_evil: dew it :blob_evil:
 

Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
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Hmm... Oke, I'll be singing them directly to you :blob_uwu:
O-okay~
*blushes lightly*
Well, compared to Your Stabbyness, this Daikon is but a weak fool :blob_uwu: After all, nobody can compare with Her Stabbyness :blob_uwu:
Hmmm~ true~
Ghhgaa... Y-yes of course Your Stabbyness! This Daikon changed her ways since the first stab you blessed this Daikon with :blob_uwu: This Daikon has eyes only for Her Stabbyness :blob_uwu:
Good~
*stabs harder*
Good morning! :blob_reach:
Morning~
 
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