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quagma

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*is booped*
*boops back*
I'm not writing as usual and instead going insane trying to run a 6 year old Minecraft modpack that my laptop somehow can't handle
some day's we're amazed our decade+ old laptop can actually still run things. tbf, it was a workhorse in its day. which pack? kinda miss some of those old mods, tbh. like old thaumcraft or witchery or so many others.
Snip snip! ( ゚ヮ゚)✂
who gave you scissors? ours now. we are beginning a campaign of collecting sharp things, because they suddenly fascinate us. such is the nature of an octopus, shifting as always. storing em all in the quantum realm as probability waves.
Chocolate, ey? :blob_hmm:
a vice too delicious to pass up, as we know all too well.
 
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*is booped*
*boops back*
*boops again*
who gave you scissors? ours now. we are beginning a campaign of collecting sharp things, because they suddenly fascinate us. such is the nature of an octopus, shifting as always. storing em all in the quantum realm as probability waves.
So, do you want this piece of paper I filded to be sharp on the end?
a vice too delicious to pass up, as we know all too well.
:blob_sir: Of course it is. Mama raised a good boy.
 

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Chocolate, ey? :blob_hmm:
Did, I say chocolate?! I meant uh, Chonky daikons. Yeah, I clearly meant big, juicy chonky daikons! Yum! :blob_drool:

*Who gave you scissors? ours now. we are beginning a campaign of collecting sharp things, because they suddenly fascinate us. such is the nature of an octopus, shifting as always. storing em all in the quantum realm as probability waves.
I gave her the scissors! :blob_uwu:
In fact, I have a bag full of sharp objects right here!
*turns it upside down*
*sharp thingies start falling out*
*it never stops*
*you peek further into time*
*sharp thingies continue to fall*
*you peek into the heat death of the universe*
*the bag is somehow still there*
*sharp objects are still falling*
*you start to think the bag might be bottomless*
*that's silly, if it was bottomless, it wouldn't be a bag now, wouldn't it?*
*Indeed, even if it was, you just have to find where the sharp objects end*
*You traverse an infinite distance, only to discover that the bag is infinitely dense, filled to the brim with sharp things!*
*the bag is also filled with Quagmas. So how do you and the sharp objects coexist?*
*What a paradox. Fortunately, you don't care about such trivial things*
*you contact all the Quagmas inside the bag, simultaneously*
*How strange... You reach a Quagma that's... Outside the bag?*
*No, it's inside the bag... It's just... You somehow ended up in the space "outside" of it, filled with sharp objects*
*They're being sucked in to the bag, and falling back out?*
*you come to a realization that the bag is in the shape of a torus. The sharp objects aren't falling in or out, they're falling in a loop!*
*Is the universe inside the bag full of sharp objects, or is the bag full of sharp objects inside the universe?*
*You come to an epiphany that it truly doesn't matter, as life is the same regardless.*
*it was at this point the author of this wall of text realized that the modpack has finally loaded. So there is no need to waste time by writing nonsense*
*you decide to move on*

I think I've gone insane.

The modpack is Sevtech ages, by the way, 6 years ago is 2018. It's not that old in terms of Minecraft. It's in 1.12.2(anything above 1.8 feels recent to me)
 

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Did, I say chocolate?! I meant uh, Chonky daikons. Yeah, I clearly meant big, juicy chonky daikons! Yum! :blob_drool:
Were they sweet?
I gave her the scissors! :blob_uwu:
In fact, I have a bag full of sharp objects right here!
*turns it upside down*
*sharp thingies start falling out*
*it never stops*
*you peek further into time*
*sharp thingies continue to fall*
*you peek into the heat death of the universe*
*the bag is somehow still there*
*sharp objects are still falling*
*you start to think the bag might be bottomless*
*that's silly, if it was bottomless, it wouldn't be a bag now, wouldn't it?*
*Indeed, even if it was, you just have to find where the sharp objects end*
*You traverse an infinite distance, only to discover that the bag is infinitely dense, filled to the brim with sharp things!*
*the bag is also filled with Quagmas. So how do you and the sharp objects coexist?*
*What a paradox. Fortunately, you don't care about such trivial things*
*you contact all the Quagmas inside the bag, simultaneously*
*How strange... You reach a Quagma that's... Outside the bag?*
*No, it's inside the bag... It's just... You somehow ended up in the space "outside" of it, filled with sharp objects*
*They're being sucked in to the bag, and falling back out?*
*you come to a realization that the bag is in the shape of a torus. The sharp objects aren't falling in or out, they're falling in a loop!*
*Is the universe inside the bag full of sharp objects, or is the bag full of sharp objects inside the universe?*
*You come to an epiphany that it truly doesn't matter, as life is the same regardless.*
*it was at this point the author of this wall of text realized that the modpack has finally loaded. So there is no need to waste time by writing nonsense*
*you decide to move on*

I think I've gone insane.
... Go drink some tea, little one.
 
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(。◕‿◕。)✂ ?
who gave you scissors?
I got them as a gift :blob_evil_two:
ours now. we are beginning a campaign of collecting sharp things, because they suddenly fascinate us. such is the nature of an octopus, shifting as always. storing em all in the quantum realm as probability waves.
Oi! My scissors! (°ロ°)
Did, I say chocolate?! I meant uh, Chonky daikons. Yeah, I clearly meant big, juicy chonky daikons! Yum! :blob_drool:
:blob_neutral: :sweating_profusely: I know I gained some weight, but I'm working on it, alright!
Were they sweet?
Mama... You're giving Ssemouy funny thoughts :blob_neutral:
 

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I don't want to know what you mean by this symbol.
It's a papercraft thingy flower :blob_uwu:
Something like this thingy :blob_uwu:
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Absolutely not a part of a demon summoning ritual :blob_uwu: :blob_evil:
*pat pat*
Gimme scissors :blob_reach:
Do cardio. :blob_sir:
Oke :blob_uwu:
*starts running around the sun*
*gets sunburns*
ouchie...
Huhuhuhuhu~ let me have my fun~
(°ロ°)☝
...
Fine :blob_uwu:
 

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It's a papercraft thingy flower :blob_uwu:
Something like this thingy :blob_uwu:
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Absolutely not a part of a demon summoning ritual :blob_uwu: :blob_evil:
:blob_neutral: You know, if you want to summon my ex-wife, you can just call her, she has a phone.
Gimme scissors :blob_reach:
:blob_hmm_two: Do you really need them?
Oke :blob_uwu:
*starts running around the sun*
*gets sunburns*
ouchie...
*heals sunburns*
*takes away from the sun*
You've broken Galaxies when you were running with Azure, what's going on? And also, you're a plant, the sun is your food.
(°ロ°)☝
...
Fine :blob_uwu:
:blob_uwu:
 
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:blob_neutral: You know, if you want to summon my ex-wife, you can just call her, she has a phone.
No, you see... I'm summoning mine. There's no connection in the deepest parts of hell ( ゚ヮ゚)
:blob_hmm_two: Do you really need them?
Nyo~ But I wanna some :blob_evil_two:
*heals sunburns*
*takes away from the sun*
You've broken Galaxies when you were running with Azure, what's going on? And also, you're a plant, the sun is your food.
I think the comforts of my Symbiote life softened me :blob_uwu:
? :blob_uwu:
 

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No, you see... I'm summoning mine. There's no connection in the deepest parts of hell ( ゚ヮ゚)
Goddess daikon has an ex-wife? O_O

More importantly, I should do a summoning ritual too! But demons aren't spooky enough.

Hmm, I know! What if I do a hero summoning ritual instead :blob_evil:
 
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I drank a monster energy drink for the first time in my life and I feel like I'm about to explode
All of the energy drinks taste like shit (and are terrible for your health, but that's it's own thing), but out of all of them, monster is the worst shit of shits :blob_neutral:
This is up to a lot of misinterpretation...
(。◕‿◕。)
*eats the Sun*
(◕‿◕✿)

Goddess daikon has an ex-wife? O_O
W-Well... Goddess used to be quite the womanizer in her sapling times :sweat_smile:
More importantly, I should do a summoning ritual too! But demons aren't spooky enough.

Hmm, I know! What if I do a hero summoning ritual instead :blob_evil:
H-HERO?!?! :s_eek:
*faints from scared*
 
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I drank a monster energy drink for the first time in my life and I feel like I'm about to explode
drank a cherry cola once. the heart palpitations, anxiety, and sudden sleepiness are not worth drinking something so sickly sweet.
This is up to a lot of misinterpretation...
this is true. while sunlight does provide the energy needed to create certain sugars, things like trace minerals, iron, calcium, etc, cannot be obtained from solar energy alone.
 
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No, you see... I'm summoning mine. There's no connection in the deepest parts of hell ( ゚ヮ゚)
Wut. :blob_evil_two:
Nyo~ But I wanna some :blob_evil_two:
*gives children-safe scissors*
I think the comforts of my Symbiote life softened me :blob_uwu:
:blob_uwu:
?:blob_uwu:?
I drank a monster energy drink for the first time in my life and I feel like I'm about to explode
Why- at least go eat a cookie.
Noice.
This is up to a lot of misinterpretation...
No it isn't. She's a plant. Plants live off of sun light. That means she can eat the sun.
Goddess daikon has an ex-wife? O_O
0_0
More importantly, I should do a summoning ritual too! But demons aren't spooky enough.

Hmm, I know! What if I do a hero summoning ritual instead :blob_evil:
NO!
Oh, wait, actually, do that.
 
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