SHF High-school Fanfic

[Sola-sama]

Oh, is Sola alive?

I thought you were dead, warlord.

I have returned from retirement.

Age like wine, baby.
I can now perform 3 instance of pillaging and war crimes at the same time.

 

[Azure_Fog]

 

[Deleted member 146224]

E-eh?!
*tries to hide blushing face*
*can’t because she’s holding onto Danny*

Hehehe perfect situation! No hiding cute blushing face! now i just need to find a mirror
*Takes both and goes looking for a mirror*

nyeah!
*gets shaken off danny's head, having never left it this whole time*
nuu! our bed warmer!

So that why my head was feeling like I was wearing a hat! (°ロ°)

E-eh??? Sorry quagma!*
*places quagma on head

(°ロ°) Y-Your Stabbyness is not a yandere anymore (°ロ°)

 

[Azure_Fog]

Hehehe perfect situation! No hiding cute blushing face! now i just need to find a mirror
*Takes both and goes looking for a mirror*

I said to the garden~!!! Stopppp!

(°ロ°) Y-Your Stabbyness is not a yandere anymore (°ロ°)

No~ quagma’s just a cute, harmless, squishy octopi~
They don’t pose any risk~
And besides…
*stares into your soul*
I can do anything they can and better.
Got it?

 

[Nolff]

I have returned from retirement.

Age like wine, baby.
I can now perform 3 instance of pillaging and war crimes at the same time.

That's... Cruel. But hey, glad you're back.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I said to the garden~!!! Stopppp!

*Stops*
*Turns around*
*Starts jogging happily towards the gardens*
Okeee~

No~ quagma’s just a cute, harmless, squishy octopi~
They don’t pose any risk~
And besides…
*stares into your soul*
I can do anything they can and better.
Got it?

I agree with cute and squishy, but that harmless tho... *Gets flashbacks to quagma's plans to kill all Mary Sues* yeah...
But of course this Daikon has eyes only for Her Stabbyness!

 

[Azure_Fog]

*Stops*
*Turns around*
*Starts jogging happily towards the gardens*
Okeee~

Yay~ gardens~
*summons a bunch of leaves*

I agree with cute and squishy, but that harmless tho... *Gets flashbacks to quagma's plans to kill all Mary Sues* yeah...
But of course this Daikon has eyes only for Her Stabbyness!

I see no conceivable way fir them to kill me~ Unless I let them~
Then again, if they manage to, it would be quite amusing~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yay~ gardens~
*summons a bunch of leaves*

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ooooOOooo~ Leaves!
*jogs through the falling leaves*
ehehe~ so romantic~

I see no conceivable way fir them to kill me~ Unless I let them~
Then again, if they manage to, it would be quite amusing~

Of course they can't kill you! Your Stabbyness is the most powerful and exceptional ever But if they did, Danny would be heartbroken

 

[Azure_Fog]

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ooooOOooo~ Leaves!
*jogs through the falling leaves*
ehehe~ so romantic~

Weeeeeee~
*spawns cherry blossoms*
Ehehehehe~

Of course they can't kill you! Your Stabbyness is the most powerful and exceptional ever But if they did, Danny would be heartbroken

I won’t die~ don’t worry~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Weeeeeee~
*spawns cherry blossoms*
Ehehehehe~

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so pretty even more romantic ehehe~

I won’t die~ don’t worry~

Oke! Danny no worry

 

[Azure_Fog]

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so pretty even more romantic ehehe~

Ehehe~
*catches some of the cherry blossoms*
Ehehehehe~
*spawns a bunch of white lilies*
EHEHEHEHE~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehehe~
*catches some of the cherry blossoms*
Ehehehehe~
*spawns a bunch of white lilies*
EHEHEHEHE~

OooooOoooOOoooo~ *blushes* preeeeeetyy~
Not as pretty as Her Stabbyness though

 

[Azure_Fog]

OooooOoooOOoooo~ *blushes* preeeeeetyy~
Not as pretty as Her Stabbyness though

Ehe~ I’m the prettiest~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehe~ I’m the prettiest~

Yes, you are the prettiest and the most beautiful and the cutest Eldritch ever This Daikon thinks so about Her Stabbyness

 

[Azure_Fog]

Yes, you are the prettiest and the most beautiful and the cutest Eldritch ever This Daikon thinks so about Her Stabbyness

Ehehe~ yay~
*blushes slightly*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehehe~ yay~
*blushes slightly*

We're here, Your Stabbyness Do you wish to inspect how our little army is growing?

 

[Azure_Fog]

We're here, Your Stabbyness Do you wish to inspect how our little army is growing?

Yea!
*raises hands in excitement*
*almost falls off*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yea!
*raises hands in excitement*
*almost falls off*

*catches and holds tighter*
Y-Your Stabbyness, please be careful...

Anyways, here on the left you can see a common ground unit Their main task is to overwhelm the enemy with numbers alone, that's why it's only the first batch of 1 000 000 units is ready so far, I planned for 20 more in the next month

Then, directly to the right, we have a special Anti-Shizuki force They are a bit smarter than the rest so aside from the muscles they are also good with technology and hacking For now I planted a small team of 10 000, but there will be more in the future

If you look over there, you'll see the the small section with 500 000 navy Daikons and right next to them another 500 000 units for tank division

And last but not least, my pride Daikon Cooks The best cooks in every timeline and universe They'll make sure your every meal tastes like heaven there are only 20 of them They are made to serve you, Your Stabbyness

 

[SRB]

Anyways, here on the left you can see a common ground unit Their main task is to overwhelm the enemy with numbers alone, that's why it's only the first batch of 1 000 000 units is ready so far, I planned for 20 more in the next month

Then, directly to the right, we have a special Anti-Shizuki force They are a bit smarter than the rest so aside from the muscles they are also good with technology and hacking For now I planted a small team of 10 000, but there will be more in the future

If you look over there, you'll see the the small section with 500 000 navy Daikons and right next to them another 500 000 units for tank division

And last but not least, my pride Daikon Cooks The best cooks in every timeline and universe They'll make sure your every meal tastes like heaven there are only 20 of them They are made to serve you, Your Stabbyness

That's better.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

That's better.

I like that ominous "The"

Good morning!