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Guten tag!!!
*Sitting on the roof*
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*eats the roof*

Loli Corty?
Lolies don't count. Corty already has a soul of a 45 y.o balding man, so the best you could get is sprouting potato out of him :blob_sir: The best are hooman saplings between 5 and 10 years. Already have basic training, but are still a clean slate, so you can get a perfectly fine Daikon Super Sold-- ekhm... Daikon grandchildren out of them :blob_sir:
 
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*Zombie Daikons slowly wake up from their drunken slumber*
*they are hungry... so very hungry....*
[Fox... I want to eat roasted fox... ghhhhh]
*you see army getting up are slowly wobbling your way*
*Phase shifts with a piece of Compound 4 explosives and appears in the kitchen and noms a cookie while pressing the trigger*

:blob_uwu: :blob_cookie:
 
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*Phase shifts with a piece of Compound 4 explosives and appears in the kitchen and noms a cookie while pressing the trigger*

:blob_uwu: :blob_cookie:
*you didn't notice, but one stray Zombie Daikon managed to climb on your back*
*it ate the explosives*
:blob_evil:
 
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