SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

Good morning! ?

?

 

[esThr]

*Ugh? What the.. I am alive... even though I got killed by that mad woman...
Ah, I see... so that's how everyone is trapped inside of here. If you die you just respawn at your seat..
Theres that apple... thankfully it doesn't seem like the cosmic octopus thing was going to force me to eat it so I'll keep it for now.*
*Oh hey, those people look relatively normal

Greetings

Good morning! ?

Good morning... I am new here, nice to meet you both.

 

[SRB]

Good morning... I am new here, nice to meet you both.

I am a flying being made of human limbs. How is that normal?

But it's nice to meet you. New humans are rare in this classroom.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

?

?

I am alive... even though I got killed by that mad woman...

You'll get used to that

Good morning... I am new here, nice to meet you both.

Good morning I am Danny, want some carrots? ?

 

[SRB]

I have seen my cats. You know what that means.
*gives everyone random animal parts*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

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I have seen my cats. You know what that means.
*gives everyone random animal parts*

*Get a pair of wings*
*Get excited*
*Jumps out of the window while singing "I believe I can fly"*
*Crashed down and dies*

 

[esThr]

?

You'll get used to that

Good morning I am Danny, want some carrots? ?

Uh, no but thanks for the gesture
*finally sane people!*

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[SRB]

*Get a pair of wings*
*Get excited*
*Jumps out of the window while singing "I believe I can fly"*
*Crashed down and dies*

*revives*
*corrects sceletal structure to allow flight*
Now you can fly.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Uh, no but thanks for the gesture
*finally sane people!*

No problem, you can always ask if you want some fresh vegetables

*revives*
*corrects sceletal structure to allow flight*
Now you can fly.

Weeeeeee!!! I can fly!!!
*Flies away in a random direction and disappears*

 

[ShizukiIchino]

I have seen my cats. You know what that means.
*gives everyone random animal parts*

....

 

[SRB]

....

Now you have 2 cat tails.

 

[Rhaps]

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I have seen my cats. You know what that means.
*gives everyone random animal parts*

*grows a pair of butterfly wings*
*rips them off*
There is a reason why I don't have wings

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

@Stealthy_Enigma

My beloved niece, I've written your song. Despite my efforts, I couldn't make anything grim about you, and it turned out to be a fluffy song.
Mission accomplished!
I don't know why, but when thinking of you, the first thing that came to mind was a banjo and a pseudo-country rhythm. I think it fits well.
I had a lot of fun making it, and I hope you like it.
Two more foxes to go.

?HEADS OR TAILS?

[Verse 1]
Sneakin' through the night, nine tails swingin' wide
The shadow of a ninja, in the moonlight she hides
Heiress to a clan, snatches yar food, "Sorry, that's mine!"
Fluff Enthusiast with a katana, sharpened just fine

[Verse 2]
She’s sittin' above ya, peekin' from the tiles.
Spyin' on your secrets, wearin’ her cunning smiles.
"Praise me, folks! Kneel down to the kitsune unseen!"
But mess with her cuisine? Oh, she's gonna make a scene!

[Pre-Chorus]
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, your fate is drawn
Heads, Kunai rain, Darn, your head is gone!
Tails, Shuriken dance, you get a fluffy dawn!

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice you in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

[Bridge]
"Hey-o! Choose the tail!" whispers the Fluffy Ninja
"Don't you know it's much more floofy, huh?"
Adorable, She snatches secrets, recipes and more!
Moufouing pets and strays, it’s a kitsune encore!

[Pre-Chorus 2] (Note: Unfortunately, in this verse, the AI gets corrupted, and the words get mixed up.)
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, it’s your luck.
Heads, she'll cut you like butter, just a ninja duck.
Tails, she'll let you in on her fluffy charm,
but better not try to do her any harm.

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice meat in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, the outcome's clear.
Heads, it's a lethal night, no need to shed a tear,
Tails, she'll let you join her fluffy quest,
a tail-wagging adventure, the very best!

[Bridge]
"Hey-o! Choose the tail!" whispers the Fluffy Ninja
"Don't you know it's much more floofy, huh?"
Adorable, She snatches secrets, recipes and more!
Moufouing pets and strays, it’s a kitsune encore!

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice meat in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

?

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Now you have 2 cat tails.

well at least its something normal

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

@Stealthy_Enigma

My beloved niece, I've written your song. Despite my efforts, I couldn't make anything grim about you, and it turned out to be a fluffy song.
Mission accomplished!
I don't know why, but when thinking of you, the first thing that came to mind was a banjo and a pseudo-country rhythm. I think it fits well.
I had a lot of fun making it, and I hope you like it.
Two more foxes to go.

?HEADS OR TAILS?

[Verse 1]
Sneakin' through the night, nine tails swingin' wide
The shadow of a ninja, in the moonlight she hides
Heiress to a clan, snatches yar food, "Sorry, that's mine!"
Fluff Enthusiast with a katana, sharpened just fine

[Verse 2]
She’s sittin' above ya, peekin' from the tiles.
Spyin' on your secrets, wearin’ her cunning smiles.
"Praise me, folks! Kneel down to the kitsune unseen!"
But mess with her cuisine? Oh, she's gonna make a scene!

[Pre-Chorus]
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, your fate is drawn
Heads, Kunai rain, Darn, your head is gone!
Tails, Shuriken dance, you get a fluffy dawn!

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice you in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

[Bridge]
"Hey-o! Choose the tail!" whispers the Fluffy Ninja
"Don't you know it's much more floofy, huh?"
Adorable, She snatches secrets, recipes and more!
Moufouing pets and strays, it’s a kitsune encore!

[Pre-Chorus 2] (Note: Unfortunately, in this verse, the AI gets corrupted, and the words get mixed up.)
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, it’s your luck.
Heads, she'll cut you like butter, just a ninja duck.
Tails, she'll let you in on her fluffy charm,
but better not try to do her any harm.

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice meat in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, the outcome's clear.
Heads, it's a lethal night, no need to shed a tear,
Tails, she'll let you join her fluffy quest,
a tail-wagging adventure, the very best!

[Bridge]
"Hey-o! Choose the tail!" whispers the Fluffy Ninja
"Don't you know it's much more floofy, huh?"
Adorable, She snatches secrets, recipes and more!
Moufouing pets and strays, it’s a kitsune encore!

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice meat in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

?

Heh, perfectly sums up all the fluffiness wherever she goes

 

[MidnightFox]

*finally sane people!*

Define "sane"

 

[Rhaps]

@Stealthy_Enigma

My beloved niece, I've written your song. Despite my efforts, I couldn't make anything grim about you, and it turned out to be a fluffy song.
Mission accomplished!
I don't know why, but when thinking of you, the first thing that came to mind was a banjo and a pseudo-country rhythm. I think it fits well.
I had a lot of fun making it, and I hope you like it.
Two more foxes to go.

?HEADS OR TAILS?

[Verse 1]
Sneakin' through the night, nine tails swingin' wide
The shadow of a ninja, in the moonlight she hides
Heiress to a clan, snatches yar food, "Sorry, that's mine!"
Fluff Enthusiast with a katana, sharpened just fine

[Verse 2]
She’s sittin' above ya, peekin' from the tiles.
Spyin' on your secrets, wearin’ her cunning smiles.
"Praise me, folks! Kneel down to the kitsune unseen!"
But mess with her cuisine? Oh, she's gonna make a scene!

[Pre-Chorus]
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, your fate is drawn
Heads, Kunai rain, Darn, your head is gone!
Tails, Shuriken dance, you get a fluffy dawn!

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice you in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

[Bridge]
"Hey-o! Choose the tail!" whispers the Fluffy Ninja
"Don't you know it's much more floofy, huh?"
Adorable, She snatches secrets, recipes and more!
Moufouing pets and strays, it’s a kitsune encore!

[Pre-Chorus 2] (Note: Unfortunately, in this verse, the AI gets corrupted, and the words get mixed up.)
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, it’s your luck.
Heads, she'll cut you like butter, just a ninja duck.
Tails, she'll let you in on her fluffy charm,
but better not try to do her any harm.

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice meat in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

[Pre-Chorus 3]
She tosses a coin, heads or tails, the outcome's clear.
Heads, it's a lethal night, no need to shed a tear,
Tails, she'll let you join her fluffy quest,
a tail-wagging adventure, the very best!

[Bridge]
"Hey-o! Choose the tail!" whispers the Fluffy Ninja
"Don't you know it's much more floofy, huh?"
Adorable, She snatches secrets, recipes and more!
Moufouing pets and strays, it’s a kitsune encore!

[Chorus]
Fluff 'n' Fury, Stealthy Enigma rocks supreme!
With nine-tailed mischief and a deadly gleam!
Heads, she'll slice meat in half with her blade.
Tails, you get to pet that fluffiness parade!

?

I feel like the dice are making me going against the Eldritch Family. First it was Enigma and now you, who is up next?

 

[Rhaps]

I feel like the dice are making me going against the Eldritch Family. First it was Enigma and now you, who is up next?

Yeah... the dice had spoken once more, a member of the Eldritch Family.

 

[Rhaps]

@MidnightFox you are next.
This is going to be an interesting one, two tricksters, I'll have to approach this differently