SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

Oke, let's teleport somewhere nice and cozy where we can sleep
*teleports both to the pillow corner*
*it's nice, comfy and quiet*

Nyaaaa~
zzzzz….

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nyaaaa~
zzzzz….

good night! sweet dreams

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Oke, let's teleport somewhere nice and cozy where we can sleep
*teleports both to the pillow corner*
*it's nice, comfy and quiet*

Finally they gone.

now now time to eat everyone~
*I eat my own food while the cats eat their*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Finally they gone.

now now time to eat everyone~
*I eat my own food while the cats eat their*

*swiftly teleports back in*
*snatches your food*
*leaves a very chonky daikon behind instead*
*teleports back to the pillow corner*

 

[MidnightFox]

how do you have greater than infinite and instant? We're an incomprehensible

I can analyse anything why else would i be a hacker incomprehensible is not a word in my dictionary

time traveling telekinetic and clairvoyant abstraction in the shape of an octopus who is omnipresent

Omnipresent doesn't mean invincible

and is really just more of a personification of the rules underlying reality

I'm outside the rules of reality though? Remember that i can erase myself and pop into existence on a whim

We ARE the rules, and the Rules listen to Us.

Rules are meant to be broken (i had to quote HSR)

there's endless clones of us for whom size, density, and location are but suggestions, sanity crumbles if you stare too long at us,

I'm already to far gone for my sanity to be affected in any meaningful way

and matter and energy are treated as jokes. we're basically azathoth, the sleeping outer god who, if they ever wake up, will erase reality

I can't be erased though

by simple virtue of it having only ever been their dream. Yeah, we're stupidly broken, but that's what happens when you're explicitly an outer god from outside all known rationality.

Analysing everything word for word i can say you haven't read my character sheet at all have you? especially between the lines

 

[ShizukiIchino]

*swiftly teleports back in*
*snatches your food*
*leaves a very chonky daikon behind instead*
*teleports back to the pillow corner*

*Calmly pick the daikon up, and bring it to the firing range and aimed my Lazer Proton weapon into it*
If you want I can just made another one, but you do that instead... I need to kidnapped you again it seems.
*And I fired it, slowly from corner to corner demolished every single atom of it*

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Debate over character sound like nice chapter for round table. While I think about it again, yeah let's not do that.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*Calmly pick the daikon up, and bring it to the firing range and aimed my Lazer Proton weapon into it*
If you want I can just made another one, but you do that instead... I need to kidnapped you again it seems.
*And I fired it, slowly from corner to corner demolished every single atom of it*

I sense a disturbance in the daikon force

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Calmly pick the daikon up, and bring it to the firing range and aimed my Lazer Proton weapon into it*
If you want I can just made another one, but you do that instead... I need to kidnapped you again it seems.
*And I fired it, slowly from corner to corner demolished every single atom of it*

Shizuki, you're such a flirt~

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Shizuki, you're such a flirt~

*Teleported behind you*
There you are.
*Tug you and teleported back the the kitchen on the space station*
Now cook. I watch until you make the perfect cat food.
*Stare*

 

[ShizukiIchino]

*seeing you not doing anything, so I checked your condition*
....
*Teleported back you to the place before*
Hah... She sleep...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*seeing you not doing anything, so I checked your condition*
....
*Teleported back you to the place before*
Hah... She sleep...

*Is sleeping*
*Spawns daikon*
*Gives you daikon*
*Continues sleeping*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

On one hand, Matcha needs more love, on the other hand, he's a Comrade and that would be strange. Maybe I could be a wingman or something? Although I don't think he would need one.

I feel like you would both be a good and bad wingman.
Good in that you'd try very hard to support MC69 in his endeavours to finally get into a relationship.
A bad wingman because your natural charisma and temperament would be more appealing, thus they fall for you instead.

Wait, Boi, don't NTR me!

No need. I'm more interested in Boi than matcha. Damnit I never thought I will said that.

? You admitted it! You're off the list, and congrats on the confession, you kuu(tsun?)dere

Nahrenne's prediction came true!!!
First Pixy, now Shizuki...

My rizz empire is collapsing!

No need. I'm more interested in Boi than matcha. Damnit I never thought I will said that.

Anyway, I've always known. I was wondering when the confession would come.
Cat + cat lover. A match made in heaven.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

the funny answer is yes, it was. it's a ghost ship now. congrats on becoming a ghost, it's nice here in the incorporeal realm.

A ghost spaceship is such a cool idea!

 

[MidnightFox]

My rizz empire is collapsing!

What didn't exist in the first place can't collapse through?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

The next few millenia will be quite busy with world unification and conquest of space and all. Should be quite free after the stellar epoch ends, though. (We're burning out the stars ahead of schedule, big bro doesn't like them)

Such a busy woman. What can I do? I'll wait patiently. I'll mark it on my Google Calendar (who knows if it even goes that far).

I believe some people use world forge, or whatever the website was called?

Yes, I think that's what it's called. I've seen the ads, but they never really attracted me. I used to place a lot of importance on worldbuilding, but now I tend to do it as I write. My dream is for the readers/fans to work for me, kind of like Bethesda game modders.

There's a part 2 on more advanced mechanics, but you don't really need to know about them for now.

I'm just going to place this here -> ?

I do wonder if the devs censor the uptie stories if you're not at the canto yet. Cause the Butler stories

It can go either way, just pick the account with the most IDs you prefer using.

Let's see if you still have the same opinion after canto 3...

I think I will keep the steam account

That's a secret

Come on!

Based on the result below, I have formulated my own hypothesis.?

Even the dice are after him!

Okay, let's try this... If I roll 6 on a d6 I have to write a chapter where I go yandere and everyone else who's been rizzed by him dies

@SsemouyOnan, you rolled a 6

What in the actual-

Your outrageous luck with dice never fails to amaze, but in this case, I think it's really the influence of the Heroine.

I won't deny that it greatly pleases me.

If I had a nickel for every time Matcha suddenly got turned into a weapon made out of chocolate, I'd have two nickels... Which isn't a lot, but how did it happen twice?!

I think it's written in the DNA of my soul to be used, perhaps as punishment for my past lives, a contrappasso or a reward for my persistence in insignificance. In the hands of superior beings, I can find my purpose.
I leave the difficult judgment to posterity.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

You surely will enjoy this play of mine, if you ca handle it in the first place.
As the Real me will show up in person for this eventful dance of trickery and madness.

How long do you think it will take? I need to know if I should include it in the chapter I'm writing or not.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

What didn't exist in the first place can't collapse through?

My fantasies collapse continuously, so I think it's actually a very plausible possibility.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Such a busy woman. What can I do? I'll wait patiently. I'll mark it on my Google Calendar (who knows if it even goes that far).

Eh, we'll update it to a better one anyways

Yes, I think that's what it's called. I've seen the ads, but they never really attracted me. I used to place a lot of importance on worldbuilding, but now I tend to do it as I write. My dream is for the readers/fans to work for me, kind of like Bethesda game modders.

Most of my worldbuilding simply comes from me thinking of ideas, since my setting allows for literally anything I write to exist in the same shared universe (as long as I want it associated with my IP), so I'm considering it just so I can have things more organized...

I think I will keep the steam account

As good of a choice as any! You'll still gain plenty of Lunacy to pull! FYI, I can lend you a Der Freischutz Outis to complete the Walpurgisnacht event, she can solo Hard difficulty and complete most of the missions for more pulls. Only problem is I don't know if you CAN access the event. Just tell me so I can set her as support.

Come on!

You'll naturally find out when it activates ;)

Based on the result below, I have formulated my own hypothesis.?
Your good luck with dice never fails to disappoint, but in this case, I think it's really the influence of the Heroine.

In that case... I'll take it as a sign that she wants to do it instead of Seymour! ^_^
Added to chapter queue: A Chapter In Which Heroine Ssemouy Goes Yandere and Kills Everyone Matcha has Ever Rizzed

I think it's written in the DNA of my soul to be used, perhaps as punishment for my past lives, a contrappasso or a reward for my persistence in insignificance. In the hands of superior beings, I can find my purpose.
I leave the difficult judgment to posterity.

What happens if Matcha Scythe and Matcha Mallet touch each other? Does reality go boom?

What didn't exist in the first place can't collapse through?

Matcha's Rizz Empire shall exist for as long as I exist!