SHF High-school Fanfic

[ShizukiIchino]

What? Oh I forgot it can't be in with sentence

 

[ShizukiIchino]

!roll 1,10

 

[justabot]

SHF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 10

@ShizukiIchino, you rolled a 1

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Then, you going to space station to work on the cafeteria!

Am I Space Lunch Lady now? ?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Well thankfully I not on the list

You are on the list, Shizuki, you are very much on the list.

Ssemouy... How the fuk

Well, uh, this is awkward

Hold on, aren't you writing a chapter where he rizzes EVERYONE? Please don't do this to me...

 

[quagma]

hmm. idk which hammer we like best. we turned matcha into one of these, so it better be a good pick.

Spoiler

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Am I Space Lunch Lady now? ?

Well there no one cooking in my space station cafeteria except me and I not always there, and I also have some space cat so they need to be feed

You are on the list, Shizuki, you are very much on the list.

Wait what?! How?! I declined him! I'mma dip out of the universe until it's calm down out there.

hmm. idk which hammer we like best. we turned matcha into one of these, so it better be a good pick.

Spoiler

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The last one is weird ngl, but the rest I can pass

 

[Rhaps]

I am very honored! Your courtesy will be repaid in kind.
Especially since you'll have an important role in my next chapter.

You surely will enjoy this play of mine, if you ca handle it in the first place.
As the Real me will show up in person for this eventful dance of trickery and madness.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Hold on, aren't you writing a chapter where he rizzes EVERYONE? Please don't do this to me...

Is it everyone including the newest one or is it everyone until certain seat?

 

[quagma]

The last one is weird ngl, but the rest I can pass

agreed. kinda like the second and third ones, though.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Well, uh, this is awkward

Hold on, aren't you writing a chapter where he rizzes EVERYONE? Please don't do this to me...

I am but then again this arc requires you to finish writing your Villainess chapter, so... Not all hope is lost?

Well there no one cooking in my space station cafeteria except me and I not always there, and I also have some space cat so they need to be feed

Space Cats! oke I take care of them

Is it everyone including the newest one or is it everyone until certain seat?

Everyone everyone But not everyone will be named. I'm thinking of cutting out some scenes so that I ever have hope of finishing

 

[SsemouyOnan]

hmm. idk which hammer we like best. we turned matcha into one of these, so it better be a good pick.

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3rd is best

Wait what?! How?! I declined him! I'mma dip out of the universe until it's calm down out there.

White and dark chocolate.

Those are M(W)atcha's flavors, you've obviously been rizzed by him

There's no escape Shizuki, I'm going after everyone that Matcha has rizzed in every world, universe, timeline, and every possibility that may or may not have been.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Space Cats! oke I take care of them

Good.
*In blink of eyes now you are at the space station cafeteria*

Those are M(W)atcha's flavors, you've obviously been rizzed by him

There's no escape Shizuki, I'm going after everyone that Matcha has rizzed in every world, universe, timeline, and every possibility that may or may not have been.

I never thought of that! Those flavors are my favorite since I was child! Wait since I was child? How do I know it but I didn't remember any of my childhood? (Lore leak)

 

[MidnightFox]

you die in less than a paragraph.

In all honesty if you won that means the following
1) I lost interest in fighting you and found something more interesting (W Saga perhaps)
2) Because of my specs into INT i have equal or greater processing speed and analysis than you, so i can analyse and counter anything faster than even Azure
3) you haven't gone in-depth with your powers and abilities in the first place (once you use an ability once against me i can analyse and counter it the next fraction of a second or faster than that)

 

[ShizukiIchino]

 

[quagma]

In all honesty if you won that means the following
1) I lost interest in fighting you and found something more interesting (W Saga perhaps)
2) Because of my specs into INT i have equal or greater processing speed and analysis than you, so i can analyse and counter anything faster than even Azure
3) you haven't gone in-depth with your powers and abilities in the first place (once you use an ability once against me i can analyse and counter it the next fraction of a second or faster than that)

1: if only you would have been so lucky.
2: how do you have greater than infinite and instant? We're an incomprehensible time traveling telekinetic and clairvoyant abstraction in the shape of an octopus who is omnipresent and is really just more of a personification of the rules underlying reality than an actual being. We ARE the rules, and the Rules listen to Us. there's endless clones of us for whom size, density, and location are but suggestions, sanity crumbles if you stare too long at us, and matter and energy are treated as jokes. we're basically azathoth, the sleeping outer god who, if they ever wake up, will erase reality by simple virtue of it having only ever been their dream. Yeah, we're stupidly broken, but that's what happens when you're explicitly an outer god from outside all known rationality.
3: this is why we never use direct attacks on the likes of you. iirc, it's not so much an "attack" as it was "deleting win32". the important part is you're dead, which was necessary for plot reasons. next time don't leave your ssh terminal unattended.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*Is waking up slowly*
Ehehe~ nyaa~ Your Stabbyness is so amazing this Daikon managed to sleep for a few hours

Morning~
*rubs ears gently*
You should sleep more~

Am I Space Lunch Lady now? ?

:O

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Good.
*In blink of eyes now you are at the space station cafeteria*

I never thought of that! Those flavors are my favorite since I was child! Wait since I was child? How do I know it but I didn't remember any of my childhood? (Lore leak)

So you're saying I have to go back in time and spawnkill you?

we're basically azathoth, the sleeping outer god who, if they ever wake up, will erase reality by simple virtue of it having only ever been their dream.

How many times do I have to tell people that that Blind Idiot did no such thing. (Unless you headcanon Fungi from Yuggoth) >_> He's just one hungi boi... Whose appetite happens to include the entirety of reality.

You're better off comparing yourself to Yog'sothoth (who wants be be called a blind idiot anyways?)

 

[quagma]

So you're saying I have to go back in time and spawnkill you?

How many times do I have to tell people that that Blind Idiot did no such thing. (Unless you headcanon Fungi from Yuggoth) >_> He's just one hungi boi... Whose appetite happens to include the entirety of reality.

You're better off comparing yourself to Yog'sothoth (who wants be be called a blind idiot anyways?)

huh. keeping track of all the different ones has never been easy. there's so many! but yeah, ol' yoggy seems closest to what we are.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

So you're saying I have to go back in time and spawnkill you?

No need. I'm more interested in Boi than matcha. Damnit I never thought I will said that.