SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

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Woops. We accidentally started writing a reply, and before we knew it, it turned into over 2k words. it's actually advancing some plot, and we found a way to tie a LOT of storylines together for a bit of a climax before we get into the long promised "kill the mary sue-a-thon" and the death games. We've moved it into a separate document for safety's sake, and are well underway with it.

"kill the mary sue-a-thon"

Aw darn, I thought I would be the first one to do that. Ah well, it only serves to make my ENTERANCE cooler.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Wdym I turning into an SCP??? I have a work contract with them.

A lot of SCPs have a work contract with them...

Nope still normal height, and for reminder my normal height is 155cm.

Smol, heh

I will not using someone for my research, and also it's a clones so it's replenishable

But I'm not a mad scientist...

*reads logs* are you sure?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Anybody who dares to touch my Mary Sue will be cursed to have all potatoes in their surrounding rot in seconds

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Anybody who dares to touch my Mary Sue will be cursed to have all potatoes in their surrounding rot in seconds

Oddly specific threat

 

[SRB]

If anyone kills SRB... make it cool.

 

[quagma]

I think you meant "Get Killed by the Mary Sues A Ton"

you die in less than a paragraph.

 

[MidnightFox]

If anyone kills SRB... make it cool.

You're not even a Match for a Mary Sue without getting power ups from the plot

 

[SRB]

You're not even a Match for a Mary Sue without getting power ups from the plot

Yep. That's why I asked to make it cool.

 

[MidnightFox]

you die in less than a paragraph.

Doubt it

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*Pick this daikon up using one of my drones and go to my basement*

Somehow I missed being abducted into Shizuki's basement

Oddly specific threat

To be fait, I've been spawning a lot of potatoes lately... You would think that it's Danny the Potato not Danny the Daikon I need to fix this, but nobody has good daikon emoji dang it

 

[SRB]

Somehow I missed being abducted into Shizuki's basement

To be fait, I've been spawning a lot of potatoes lately... You would think that it's Danny the Potato not Danny the Daikon I need to fix this, but nobody has good daikon emoji dang it

Solution: make your own.

 

[quagma]

Yep. That's why I asked to make it cool.

There's an explosion involved. explosions are cool.

 

[SRB]

There's an explosion involved. explosions are cool.

Noice.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

If anyone kills SRB... make it cool.

I actually already have your death planned for the Villainess chapter... it involves a bottle of wine laced with anti-eldritch poison... try and guess what Seymour does next

 

[SRB]

I actually already have your death planned for the Villainess chapter... it involves a bottle of wine laced with anti-eldritch poison... try and guess what Seymour does next

Drinks it? I don't like wine.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Drinks it? I don't like wine.

She doesn't particularly care about your opinion on the matter... you'll have to wait and see Coming soon in 2025

 

[Azure_Fog]

Spoiler: Azure and frog

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Frog :o

*Jealous about frogs Daikon noises*

*grabs like frog*

Spoiler: Ayep

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:o

 

[SRB]

Frog :o

*grabs like frog*

:o

Good morning.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Good morning.

Morning~

 

[quagma]

This was supposed to be a comment, but it turned into a chapter.

Lore, a terrible punchline, and everyone dies. Classic.