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SsemouyOnan

Black cherry flavoured redshift
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@SsemouyOnan prepare to meet your end.
Not even a single atom of you will remain.
Then rend me apart until not even quarks remain!
Fufu~ that is, if you can.

Sadly, just these photos, I don't know where she went... Maybe she's already gone-
*gets hit with a frying pan in the back of the head*

Ara~ara~ I leave for a couple of decades and I'm already "gone"? I thought you knew better than that, Russian-kun.

I may have developed an alter-ego.
*evil laughter and violin stops*
Oh hey, Matcha's papa
Eh?! Matcha's papa
*sounds of glass breaking*
*Photos of Seymour and silly hats disappear*

LORD MATCHA'S PAPA!
:blob_thor:
*Swings spiked club towards the her spine*
 

ShizukiIchino

Well-known member
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*evil laughter and violin stops*
Oh hey, Matcha's papa
Eh?! Matcha's papa
*sounds of glass breaking*
*Photos of Seymour and silly hats disappear*

LORD MATCHA'S PAPA!
:blob_thor:
*Swings spiked club towards the her spine*
I feel chaos and I want to observe every bit of it, 185th Scout drones fleet you can get closer.
*Scout drones appeared from out of nowhere and looking at this interesting interaction*

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Pixytokisaki14

Least crazy gun enthusiast
Joined
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356
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Then rend me apart until not even quarks remain!
Fufu~ that is, if you can.


*evil laughter and violin stops*
Oh hey, Matcha's papa
Eh?! Matcha's papa
*sounds of glass breaking*
*Photos of Seymour and silly hats disappear*

LORD MATCHA'S PAPA!
:blob_thor:
*Swings spiked club towards the her spine*
You know, Matcha's dad/mom (whatever) looks a lot like Danny. Just a succubus version of the Daikon
 

SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
Joined
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*Grabs frying pan*
The perfect weapon! :blob_paint:
It is~
:blob_sir:?!

*Watching the whole event unfold from my monitor*
Damn now there two of them.
Hmm~? I feel a disturbance in the force.
So you f*ck*d yourself, got it
Maybe calling it an alter-ego was a wrong choice of words...
*evil laughter and violin stops*
Oh hey, Matcha's papa
Eh?! Matcha's papa
*sounds of glass breaking*
*Photos of Seymour and silly hats disappear*

LORD MATCHA'S PAPA!
:blob_thor:
*Swings spiked club towards the her spine*
*she tilts her body out of the way of the club and gently shoves you forward*
*you fall face-first into the ground, but at the last moment you notice something move*
*you blink and land on a perfect lap pillow, just like in your favorite anime - face-down*
Tell me what is bothering you, o evil one?
 

Pixytokisaki14

Least crazy gun enthusiast
Joined
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Messages
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Points
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*she tilts her body out of the way of the club and gently shoves you forward*
*you fall face-first into the ground, but at the last moment you notice something move*
*you blink and land on a perfect lap pillow, just like in your favorite anime - face-down*
Tell me what is bothering you, o evil one?
:blob_popcorn: i need more popcorn for this
 
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