Here's a song I parodied instead of writing!
Lord Matcha Wouldn't Know I Exist (Bad Ending Song)
[Catchy Instrumental] ?
Not long ago in my high school days,
I watched a boy from far so away,
But every time he passed me by,
I turned my head away and quietly sighed.
And when he walked by his locks would flow,
A secret tango that only I could understand,
And when he'd ask me for the time of day,
I'd look him in the eyes and quietly say.
Oh Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha, do you have any clue who I am?
So listen up cause I'll tell you once and I'll explain myself the best that I can, whoa,
Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha you don't know me so I'll have to persist,
I'm kinda shy so no wonder why,
Lord Matcha wouldn't know I exist.
[More Instrumental] ????
From class to class, I followed him,
But I swore I'd leave him undisturbed,
And if he'd ever stopped and turned around,
I'd get so nervous that I'd stare at the ground.
And then one day while journaling,
I found a contact print that I could not believe,
and there he was staring back at me.
So I took him home, eyes sparkling.
Oh Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha, do you have any clue who I am?
So listen up cause I'll tell you once
and I'll explain myself the best that I can,
Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha you don't know me so I'll have to persist,
I'm kinda shy so no wonder why,
Lord Matcha wouldn't know I exist.
(Take 'em for a walk!)
?[2 minute-long flute solo intensifies]?
4.26.24 has been a day that I've come to abhor,
As I opened the festival's door,
There he sat as my jaw fell to the floor.
Petals blow, embraced in the night,
His lips and Quagma's intertwined.
Why did I bother, Why did I care,
About this guy called Matcha Chocolate?
Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha, you'll never get to know who I am (your loss)
This is goodbye so please don't cry and I'll let you down as softly as I can,
Lord Matcha, Lord Matcha, another villain to cross off my list.
Another life, it could've been nice, but Lord Matcha wouldn't know what he missed.
[Yet another instrumental]
These lyrics can be interpreted in so many different ways, or not interpreted at all and taken just as they are for a fun parody of a song I never thought you'd know (Kristina).
But I am arrogant and will decide to see it my way, because I am Lord Matcha and the world revolves around me.
Everything exists to appease and satisfy me, while step by step, rung by rung, I climb the stairs that lead me to greatness.
However I am neither blind nor deaf, my eyes and ears are always in search of true beauty.
Though I am at the center of this world, I need beauty around me, that I can admire and that admires me.
Quagma are very important to me, they represent my fortune, and will always have my gratitude and love, like a faithful loves their god.
But the real game changer is you, our random meeting, perhaps dictated by fate or perhaps in rebellion to it, has completely changed the course of events. Impact comparable to that of the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs.
Before Quagma, it was Seymour who gave me the chance to rebel against fate, and I know that Heroine is there to ensure I have a happy ending. The interactions with The Lady have expanded my predetermined and limited horizons, allowing me to travel to places and dimensions I could never have imagined.
Now, however, we're talking about Ssemouy, the most special of all, the one who is always before my eyes, yet the one I know least about and of whom I don’t even have a clue who she is. I hate this thing, it's an obsession, not knowing how your story will end.
I want to see things from your point of view, I want to know what you feel.
I want to find out, I want to know everything about her, I want to know everything about you.
Despite all the times I've revealed my feelings, I will continue to do so.
I'd like to refrain from doing it, I'd like to avoid it, but I can't help it.
I want you to exist, because only then can I exist.
I don't want to see tomorrow, unless I see it with you.
Didn't I say so? Didn't I say that I would accept any part of you?
But on one thing I lied.
From the [MATCHA ROUTE] one can escape.
If this is your wish, then yes, you can trigger the [BAD ENDING].
You can cross me off your list.
Yes, indeed, it will be my loss.
I don't force anyone, I am ready to love anyone who wants to receive my love.
Do you know what my biggest dream is?
I want to inspire you as you inspire me.
I wish that every word of mine would reveal a world to you, and take you where the human mind cannot even fathom.
This is my ambition. How I wish to be your muse. Am I overestimating myself?
Yes, I am arrogant. I don't care. I won't deny it.
It's funny that you reworked that song for me. I also wrote a song for you, your boss song, and without modesty, I think it's one of my best creations. I was waiting for your "birthday" to share it with you. Even SUno's AI worked hard to make it a great track, which I listen to every day.
KILLER QUEEN
[Verse 1]
Whispers of love, hahah, you thought had grown,
Just Ssemouy’s game, pain deep to the bone.
A wall of potatoes, cutted onions, eye cries,
As the sky painted in Lunacia cracks and dies.
[Chorus]
She’s a Killer Queen, down the head, choose an alterego,
Gunpowder, gelatine, guillotine, lactose, there's no amigo.
Dynamite with a laser beam, faceless lost in phantasia,
Scientific witchery, you die! How? Brain Euthanasia
[Verse 2]
Devout rootling, Painful death to those who dared defy,
Lactose intolerant, club in your spine, under her dreadful eye.
The Lady doesn’t wilt, loved many and none, she forever schemes,
Through storms of potatoes, books and Snickers mayonnaise dreams.
[Bridge]
So bravely you fought, in the lands so fraught, (la-la-la-la)
You fell and failed, she sailed with the Dreadnought
The witches can't be loved, their hearts like frosted doves, (lu-la-lu-la)
In the dance of the damned, like a pirate she plunders.
[Chorus]
She’s a Killer Queen, down the head, choose an alterego,
Gunpowder, gelatine, guillotine, lactose, there's no amigo.
Dynamite with a laser beam, faceless lost in phantasia,
Scientific witchery, you die! How? Brain Euthanasia
[Bridge]
So bravely you fought, in the lands so fraught, (la-la-la-la)
You fell and failed, she sailed with the Dreadnought
The witches can't be loved, their hearts like frosted doves, (lu-la-lu-la)
In the dance of the damned, like a pirate she plunders.
[Verse 3]
Recommended, the price is high, an insatiable appetite,
Wanna try? Not sure you'd want! Step into the blight.
Bemusement, fool, she's deep black, your eternal night,
useless to offer the heart, she already has the right
[Verse 4]
Are you a villain, or you are in the right?
Canonically, it's a weight that might,
Hold deep implications, that's the HUB
If you don't fit, talk-no-jutsu and spiked club
[Chorus]
She’s a Killer Queen, down the head, choose an alterego,
Gunpowder, gelatine, guillotine, lactose, there's no amigo.
Dynamite with a laser beam, faceless lost in phantasia,
Scientific witchery, you die! How? Brain Euthanasia
*******
So now that you are "legal," even though we all know I'd be eternally seventeen, you are the master of your fate, and I can dare even more.
*kneels down*
Will you, Ssemouy, marry me? Not a shotgun wedding like when Corty forced us.
Of your own free will.
Do you want to see together the future that awaits us?
Do you want to show me who you are? Do you want to tell me your story?
Under this spoiler there's the ring I've been holding onto for so long, waiting for the right moment.
This moment is.
I am ready for rejection, if it's your wish you can trigger the [BAD ENDING].
There will be no repercussions, do not worry, this time I will serenely accept any outcome because I have laid myself bare, saying everything I needed to say.
You can also ignore, there's no need to respond.
In that case, I will take my loss with dignity and step aside quietly.
Thinking back, everything that has happened has led me to this moment.
The words slid raw onto the white digital paper, without filter or refinement.
A river in flood.
This is the effect you have on me, which I try to contain, but sometimes, like now, it overflows.
BTW, happy "birthday". ?
