SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

So what chaos ensues in this thread today/this afternoon?

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Chaos.
*stabs*

 

[Nolff]

Chaos.
*stabs*

Ouch.

Glad I ate some part of Danny.

Now, I regenerate faster than the knife can stab me!!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ouch.

Glad I ate some part of Danny.

Now, I regenerate faster than the knife can stab me!!

…
*The daikon piece inside of you grows…*
*it becomes a smaller version of Danny*
*it explodes out of you, killing you*
*Scarlet Apple’s effects kick in*
*you cease to exist completely*

 

[Nolff]

…
*The daikon piece inside of you grows…*
*it becomes a smaller version of Danny*
*it explodes out of you, killing you*
*Scarlet Apple’s effects kick in*
*you cease to exist completely*

*Comes out of a portal that appeared above mah ded bodey.*

"Ahh, Azure! I can see that you murdered the testing clone. I wanted to keep it for some SRB experiment, but it looks like the Daikon doesn't seem to fit the criteria."

*Throws a well-made squishy ball towards her.*

"Try stabbing that, It should not explode if made correctly."

 

[Azure_Fog]

*Comes out of a portal that appeared above mah ded bodey.*

"Ahh, Azure! I can see that you murdered the testing clone. I wanted to keep it for some SRB experiment, but it looks like the Daikon doesn't seem to fit the criteria."

*Throws a well-made squishy ball towards her.*

"Try stabbing that, It should not explode if made correctly."

I think you misunderstood. So, let me explain clearly. You were erased completely. What does that mean? Complete conceptual destruction across all timelines and multiverses. If I stab your clone, all others, and you, die as well. In fact, they don’t die—they cease to exist. That includes from the past and future until the school revives you. You never have existed. You never will exist. And you certainly don’t exist.

So, this sequence of events is impossible to play out. Rewrite it, and I’ll play along. Otherwise, don’t bother replying.

 

[FlutterOfCrows]

Hello pls return my books

What books did you take out?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ehehe~
*rubs ears*
Shouldn’t you be sleeping still~?

I woke up because my neck and my back was so sore from the couch

*wraps in blankets*
*hugs*
*munches lightly on ear*

Nyaaaa~ daikon blanket burrito
Eheheh~ warm cuddles, noming ear tickles
Feels nice

 

[SRB]

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[SRB]

I woke up because my neck and my back was so sore from the couch

For today, I share your pain.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

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[Deleted member 146224]

For today, I share your pain.

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Please, gods, make it end soon. I'm going to go insane if she doesn't leave today

 

[Azure_Fog]

I woke up because my neck and my back was so sore from the couch

So… the couch is asking for death?
*draws Scarlet Apple*

Nyaaaa~ daikon blanket burrito
Eheheh~ warm cuddles, noming ear tickles
Feels nice

Hehe~ cute~
*rubs ears even more*

 

[SRB]

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Please, gods, make it end soon. I'm going to go insane if she doesn't leave today

Bite her if she doesn't. Refuse to aknowledge Refuse to talk about the bite and deny that you've ever bitten her.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

So… the couch is asking for death?
*draws Scarlet Apple*

Couch didn't do anything wrong at least I had somewhere to sleep in the first place you can stab my mother instead

Hehe~ cute~
*rubs ears even more*

Nyaaaaa~ eheheh Daikat likes being spoiled nya
*Nuzzles in*
More nya

 

[Azure_Fog]

Couch didn't do anything wrong at least I had somewhere to sleep in the first place

Okay then~

you can stab my mother instead

Alright… this might sound a bit disrespectful, but I have to ask. From what I’ve gathered, you more or less hate your mother. Why haven’t you cut her out of your life? Unless there is literally something stopping you like financial issues, I cannot see any reason not to. You’re an adult, and legally should have no power over you. (I’m no lawyer though). Yes, I’m sticking my nose where it doesn’t need to be. And, I’m sorry if this offended you in any way.

Nyaaaaa~ eheheh Daikat likes being spoiled nya
*Nuzzles in*
More nya

As you command, Your Daikoness~
*rubs ears extra*
*scratches ears too*
*gives lots and lots of cuddles*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Okay then~

Alright… this might sound a bit disrespectful, but I have to ask. From what I’ve gathered, you more or less hate your mother. Why haven’t you cut her out of your life? Unless there is literally something stopping you like financial issues, I cannot see any reason not to. You’re an adult, and legally should have no power over you. (I’m no lawyer though). Yes, I’m sticking my nose where it doesn’t need to be. And, I’m sorry if this offended you in any way.

It's not disrespectful, I don't mind. The situation was quite complicated before. I moved back to my family home after uni to save money, because my salary barely allowed me to pay rent+bills in the other city I was living in. My mother offered that I move back home, since she's not living there anyways (she lives abroad with her partner) and that I can just treat that place as my own. She said she's gonna transfer the rights to me too, but ofc she never did. Then when my gf moved here from US we needed to first finish the process of getting temporary stay permit for her, before even thinking about moving (the process is quite long and complex and just it's own nightmare). My mother also started spiraling down at the speed of light, fairly recently. It started with the first time she met my gf and she demanded being sponsored the entire time we visited her (following her invitation). Since then her behavior was getting worse and worse untill 2 days ago, when she caused a huge fight with me over some tiny bullshit. She kept pushing untill I told her that I don't want to know her anymore and that I want to cut her out of my life.
So yeah... I'm trying to cut her out. It's the second time I'm trying actually.

As you command, Your Daikoness~
*rubs ears extra*
*scratches ears too*
*gives lots and lots of cuddles*

Yayyy~ eheheh~ Happy Daikat

 

[Azure_Fog]

It's not disrespectful, I don't mind. The situation was quite complicated before. I moved back to my family home after uni to save money, because my salary barely allowed me to pay rent+bills in the other city I was living in. My mother offered that I move back home, since she's not living there anyways (she lives abroad with her partner) and that I can just treat that place as my own. She said she's gonna transfer the rights to me too, but ofc she never did. Then when my gf moved here from US we needed to first finish the process of getting temporary stay permit for her, before even thinking about moving (the process is quite long and complex and just it's own nightmare). My mother also started spiraling down at the speed of light, fairly recently. It started with the first time she met my gf and she demanded being sponsored the entire time we visited her (following her invitation). Since then her behavior was getting worse and worse untill 2 days ago, when she caused a huge fight with me over some tiny bullshit. She kept pushing untill I told her that I don't want to know her anymore and that I want to cut her out of my life.
So yeah... I'm trying to cut her out. It's the second time I'm trying actually.

I see… Well, I wish you the best of luck.

Yayyy~ eheheh~ Happy Daikat

Cuuute~
*kisses forehead*
*boops nose will tail*
*wraps in hair*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I see… Well, I wish you the best of luck.

Thank you I'm sorry I'm being grumpy lately

Cuuute~
*kisses forehead*
*boops nose will tail*
*wraps in hair*

Nyaaayaya~ ehehhe I'm in a paradise
*Starts purring loudly*
*Wraps tail around and pulls closer*
Nyaaa~ complete relaxation nya~

 

[Corty]

Hello! @Corty I'm looking to be added to this wonder highschool as the assistant to or even to be the school nurse. Here's my info

Name: Medicia "The Cure" Remedium
Age: It's rude to ask a woman her age(at least 109 years old)
Species: no one knows(A Doppleganger)
Chair: 65 if nurse's assistant, none if not
Description: A mysterious being the serves as (Assistant to or as the school nurse) for scribblehub high school, she often likes to experiment on her patients testing new wild alchemical concoctions, her favorite is a gender switching virus she stuck in some fried eggs that she made for a thief who kept stealing her lunch. No one but her knows her true age or species as she never takes off her doctor's robes, all we know is she has long elf like ears and white hair.
Imaginary her with a plague doctor's mask:

Added. You can choose to be either Ran-Ron's assistant or be the night-time nurse.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Thank you I'm sorry I'm being grumpy lately

It’s fine.

Nyaaayaya~ ehehhe I'm in a paradise
*Starts purring loudly*
*Wraps tail around and pulls closer*
Nyaaa~ complete relaxation nya~

*wraps tail around too*
*pulls even closer*
Hehe~ I pulled us together more~