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BOI! DO I HAVE A SHOW TO TELL YOU ABOUT GUYS & GALS! WE GOT THE SHOVEL KNIGHT! & FUCK I DUNNO … THE STABBY VAMPIRE! THEY’RE ARE BOTH EYEING EACHOTHER.

THERE IT IS!

STABBY CAME IN WITH THE FIRST BLOW, BUT SHOVEL GAVE A DECISIVE PARRY.
….

is that. IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!?

THAT KNIFE CAN’T BE STOPPED! STABBY’S KNIFE CUT STRAIGHT THROUGH SHOVELS, well, shovel.

WILL THIS BE THE END?

NO!

STABBY’S KNIFE is … PARRIED!

THE CLOTHING ON SHOVEL HAS FALLEN OFF… TO REVEAL A ARMOR MADE OF SHOVELS!

THE POWER OF THE SHOVEL CAME THROUGH BOI’S!

OOOOH! THAT GOTTA HURT!

SHOVEL JUST CUT DOWN STABBY, AND KICKED THE UNHOLY VAMPIRE INTO A … MAGICALLY APPEARED TRENCH?
 
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Iloveshovels said:
You fool.
*Knife gets parried off my shovel armor*
You poor fool.
*pulls out second shovel*
May the soil take you!
*Slices you in half with shovel*
The trenches always win!
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..
*sigh*
*your shovel shatters*
That’s not how fighting against me works.
*you cease to exist due to Scarlet Apple (my knife)’s ability*
Well, another easy win~
 
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Azure_Fog said:
..
*sigh*
*your shovel shatters*
That’s not how fighting against me works.
*you cease to exist due to Scarlet Apple (my knife)’s ability*
Well, another easy win~
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THAT WAS JUST A DAMN AFTER IMAGE!

THE SHOVEL KNIGHT HAS DISAPEARED!

IS THIS STABBY’S VICTORY?
 
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Azure_Fog said:
..
*sigh*
*your shovel shatters*
That’s not how fighting against me works.
*you cease to exist due to Scarlet Apple (my knife)’s ability*
Well, another easy win~
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Fool.
Did I not say the trenches always win?
*Emerges from the trenches*
*Reaches palm out*
FOR WE DIG!
*A trench opens below you*
We march and march! You go boom~
*throws grenade into the trench your in*
 
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What fuck?

THAT!

IS THAT A K.O!?

I DUNNO, BUT AS LONG AS I AM ACTING AS CALL OUT BOY, IT SEEMS I STAY ALIVE!

MOTHER FUCKER GOT CADENCE.

[Ability deconstruction -
*Slaps chalk board*
Cadence - rhythmic chants sung by soldiers in marching formation.
Practically, boys & girls, his ability set seems to be based of old times cadence’s. Or atleast military based.
His main ability seem’s to be related to the trenches and shovels.
He could be a hexblade warlock or a paladin build. ]

I dunno, I just watched a lot of tumbler memes, so I am doing that now.
 
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Azure_Fog

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Iloveshovels said:
Fool.
Did I not say the trenches always win?
*Emerges from the trenches*
*Reaches palm out*
FOR WE DIG!
*A trench opens below you*
We march and march! You go boom~
*throws grenade into the trench your in*
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…
Buddy, you lost already. You ceased to exist. If I need to, I can stab the concept of trenches and they will cease to exist. You are, provided you have no character, a basic human. You cannot beat me in your current form and if you wish to go make a character, go ahead. We can compare power levels then. If you want to ignore my character details, fine. I’ll ignore you as well. If you think that you, as an average human, can beat me, look at my character sheet. It’s outdated but it defines my power fairly clearly.

TL;DR: You’ve lost, get off the copium. If you disagree, then you’re ignoring my character details and I’ll just ignore as well. You cannot win in any conceivable way as an average human. Define a character if you don’t want to be one.
 
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Azure_Fog said:
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Buddy, you lost already. You ceased to exist. If I need to, I can stab the concept of trenches and they will cease to exist. You are, provided you have no character, a basic human. You cannot beat me in your current form and if you wish to go make a character, go ahead. We can compare power levels then. If you want to ignore my character details, fine. I’ll ignore you as well. If you think that you, as an average human, can beat me, look at my character sheet. It’s outdated but it defines my power fairly clearly.

TL;DR: You’ve lost, get off the copium. If you disagree, then you’re ignoring my character details and I’ll just ignore as well. You cannot win in any conceivable way as an average human. Define a character if you don’t want to be one.
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Boo! Boo! Boo!

Concept killing is dumb. A sign of bad characters!

*dies*

All fun is gone now.
 
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What the trenches gonna do when I pull up with A R T I L L E R Y?
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