SHF High-school Fanfic

[LuoirM]

If your hand is wet, I'm growing a leg and hitting you in the balls.
*signs the paper*

You're contradicting between consent and non-consent right now It's always wet.

 

[SRB]

You're contradicting between consent and non-consent right now It's always wet.

*Closes some of the sweat-producing glands that are on your hands*
Go ahead.

 

[LuoirM]

*Closes some of the sweat-producing glands that are on your hands*
Go ahead.

*pat*
You're cute
*It was not sweat, it was never sweat, so it's wet.*

 

[SRB]

*pat*
You're cute
*It was not sweat, it was never sweat, so it's wet.*

How the fuck does that work.

 

[LuoirM]

How the fuck does that work.

Your confusion is cute *starts getting wetter with the pats*

 

[SRB]

Your confusion is cute *starts getting wetter with the pats*

Please stop in five seconds.

 

[LuoirM]

Please stop in five seconds.

*stop at 4.9*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Eldritch Family Members, I'd like to confirm one thing: everyone (or at least majority) here has an access to a laptop even if a crappy one? Asking for absolutely no reason and I swear that I'm not planning anything at all

 

[LuoirM]

Eldritch Family Members, I'd like to confirm one thing: everyone (or at least majority) here has an access to a laptop even if a crappy one? Asking for absolutely no reason and I swear that I'm not planning anything at all

*< Can't read or write, much less operate a machine besides the ice cream machine and the fridge*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*< Can't read or write, much less operate a machine besides the ice cream machine and the fridge*

What about Luoir?

 

[LuoirM]

What about Luoir?

*pops up* Where else do you think I keep my "stash" These cameras don't have that much film and physical copies are very unsafe y'know

 

[SRB]

Eldritch Family Members, I'd like to confirm one thing: everyone (or at least majority) here has an access to a laptop even if a crappy one? Asking for absolutely no reason and I swear that I'm not planning anything at all

Yes...?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yes...?

good

 

[SRB]

good

<- clueless
What are you cooking, little Daikon?

 

[LuoirM]

good

*slightly pull sleeve*
Is me missing out? Do me got ta learn how to type mama?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*slightly pull sleeve*
Is me missing out? Do me got ta learn how to type mama?

It's enough that one of you has access to an can use a computer

<- clueless
What are you cooking, little Daikon?

Ssemouy may have inspired me to cook something fun, but we'll see

 

[LuoirM]

It's enough that one of you has access to an can use a computer

So me can learn from him?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

So me can learn from him?

hm... yes, but run away if he tries to do something weird to you

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Eldritch Family Members, I'd like to confirm one thing: everyone (or at least majority) here has an access to a laptop even if a crappy one? Asking for absolutely no reason and I swear that I'm not planning anything at all

Only if someone gave me one

It's enough that one of you has access to an can use a computer

Ssemouy may have inspired me to cook something fun, but we'll see

Don't tell me... Eldritch family game night?!

 

[Nolff]