SHF High-school Fanfic

[Nolff]

And how would he get more money for us in the future?

Think, Alf, think!

Russian, where does he make profits, eh?

Come on now.

 

[AnonUnlimited]

Why do you even read these Chinese novels? Are you looking for Jade Beauties?

Sometimes it’s just nice to turn off your brain and read trash. I read so many reports from “educated” people all day.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I can only count on my fingers! And two is more than one, I know that much!

Right~
*creates 2 clones*
Now it’s three on two~

But don't you want to have pretty nails for Danny? You remember how much fun she had when she painted everyone's nails on your Vegas trip.

I can just grow them back when needed~

I used to bite my nails too and I stopped. You have no excuse

I’m lazy~

She does So cute

I.
Am.
Not!!!

Stop biting your nails, Little Goddess. It's a bad habit. A Goddess should care for her hands for that is the part that her followers reach out for the most.

Who’re you calling short???
And the only follows I need is Danny~ And Danny will love my hands no matter what~
Now leave~

 

[SRB]

Russian, where does he make profits, eh?

Come on now.

In poor African villages. I don't know them, so I don't pity them.

Also you do remember that I'm canonically an Eldritch Chaotic-Neutral God, don't you?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Can't we just... Y'know, steal all of his life savings instead of taking his lunch money? I mean, that would be much more efficient.

Then the issue would be grave enough for him to be promptly disowned and executed by his Nigerian Prince father. Who happens to be his biggest source of lunch money, mind you. Those village bounties are a pittance compared to their royal treasury. (seriously, they have an infinite amount of yachts)

And don't even think about robbing his father, we're literally stuck in this school.

 

[Nolff]

You must excuse me, my lord.
The data got corrupted during the transfer. It must be the proximity to someone or something that interferes with communications.

But it sounds... Familiar. Like a butler talking to his mistress.

What I wanted to say is that I have noticed a certain instability in you.
As I have already pointed out, we need focus. I will continue to monitor your actions, to understand your reliability.

It is no worries, mister. If I say "I have full faith in my god", no one here would believe it nor accept its presence. Their arrogance of not wanting to lose is so high I doubt everything I have would work.

*Hahhh~*

Cardinal, I really wish you lend me a copy of your powers, that would help so much now.

 

[Nolff]

Then the issue would be grave enough for him to be promptly disowned and executed by his Nigerian Prince father. Who happens to be his biggest source of lunch money, mind you. Those village bounties are a pittance compared to their royal treasury. (seriously, they have an infinite amount of yachts)

And don't even think about robbing his father, we're literally stuck in this school.

No, I don't mean stealing his father's treasury, no. What I mean is, why don't we snuck into his room and dip all of the money in his room?

 

[SRB]

Sometimes it’s just nice to turn off your brain and read trash. I read so many reports from “educated” people all day.

That's fair.

Right~
*creates 2 clones*
Now it’s three on two~

You still count as one person. Rejected!

I can just grow them back when needed~

Just don't bite them in the first place.

 

[Nolff]

In poor African villages. I don't know them, so I don't pity them.

Also you do remember that I'm canonically an Eldritch Chaotic-Neutral God, don't you?

Yes yes, of course.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

No, I don't mean stealing his father's treasury, no. What I mean is, why don't we snuck into his room and dip all of the money in his room?

Like I said, we'd lose a steady source of income. We'd be missing a mountain for a molehill. He doesn't even save that much, he spends all his not-lunch money on Puppet's Cult of Stars merchandise.

 

[WatchaKhoko]

But it sounds... Familiar. Like a butler talking to his mistress.

It is a lost dream, something that never happened. Something that haunts me, but which I cannot understand.

 

[Azure_Fog]

You still count as one person. Rejected!

…
*opens portal*
*grabs three random people*
*points knife at their throats*
These three agree with me~
1: y-yep!
2: uh-huh!
3: t-totally!

Just don't bite them in the first place.

Yesn’t

 

[MidnightFox]

he spends all his not-lunch money on Puppet's Cult of Stars merchandise.

And we're thankful for his patronage

 

[Nolff]

Like I said, we'd lose a steady source of income. We'd be missing a mountain for a molehill. He doesn't even save that much, he spends all his not-lunch money on Puppet's Cult of Stars merchandise.

Oh... Ok. Fanatism.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Right~
*creates 2 clones*
Now it’s three on two~

*gives mama 2 copies of herself*

I’m lazy~

Then do what I do and decide on 1 day a week when you snip them. I have my whole beauty routine on sundays because I'm lazy too

I.
Am.
Not!!!

Okay, you're not because you're biting your nails

Who’re you calling short???
And the only follows I need is Danny~ And Danny will love my hands no matter what~
Now leave~

Little Goddess refers to your age not height, Youngling. Even if she does, do you really want to expose her to something that she could find unpleasant? Isn't it part of cherishing someone, to try and present themselves in the best way possible to them? Isn't it sign of affection to care for oneself and always try to be at the highest point for another? Isn't it arrogant to take someone's affection for granted like this? Think about this, Little Goddess. This Mother wishes you well.

 

[SRB]

…
*opens portal*
*grabs three random people*
*points knife at their throats*
These three agree with me~
1: y-yep!
2: uh-huh!
3: t-totally!

...
*eats three random people*
No. You're still cute.

Yesn’t

 

[Nolff]

It is a lost dream, something that never happened. Something that haunts me, but which I cannot understand.

It's either a lost dream or a fricking flashback. Elaborate with me.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

This family drama is making me nervous *bites thumb nail*

 

[WatchaKhoko]

It's either a lost dream or a fricking flashback. Elaborate with me.

Are you familiar with the concept of déjà vu?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Okay, you're not because you're biting your nails

Hehe~ pouting Danny is cute~

Little Goddess refers to your age not height, Youngling. Even if she does, do you really want to expose her to something that she could find unpleasant? Isn't it part of cherishing someone, to try and present themselves in the best way possible to them? Isn't it sign of affection to care for oneself and always try to be at the highest point for another? Isn't it arrogant to take someone's affection for granted like this? Think about this, Little Goddess. This Mother wishes you well.

…
*stabs*

...
*eats three random people*
No. You're still cute.

Well~ Danny no longer agrees~ so I win~

This family drama is making me nervous *bites thumb nail*

Ssemouy agrees ehehe~
Take that!