SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

GURL, I HAVE A FRICKING DEVICE ALR! THEN THAT MEANS I CAN DO S*IT LIKE SPAWNING PUTIN FROM A FRICKING GAME

... You can spawn Putin?

 

[Nolff]

yes someone with common sense yay finally

Buddy, look at my signatures. The cringe fanfics one.

I fridging hate those no-common sense stuff.

 

[Theirl]

Did you forget about Anon~?

he is mad isnt he?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

8 F*cking universes...

God, what kind of school am I entering?

It's okay just forget about fighting and enjoy your school life... game logic is useful in the cafeteria... since you can use game exploits to acquire enough money to buy the food there.

Time to learn this one simple trick that will let you kill heroes left and right:

Shoot first. Ask questions later.
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B-but how will I do my cool evil monologue then?

 

[Nolff]

... You can spawn Putin?

Well, yes. But he needs to be in a game. Lest, I'll spawn Kim-Jong-Un instead.

 

[Azure_Fog]

he is mad isnt he?

Noooo~ he’s completely “normal”

 

[Theirl]

Buddy, look at my signatures. The cringe fanfics one.

I fridging hate those no-common sense stuff.

yeah and? why cant i be glad u have some?

 

[Nolff]

It's okay just forget about fighting and enjoy your school life... game logic is useful in the cafeteria... since you can use game exploits to acquire enough money to buy the food there.


B-but how will I do my cool evil monologue then?

Do this for your evil monologue.

"Averages don't end up here. *BANG!*

 

[Theirl]

Noooo~ he’s completely “normal”

by what standards?

 

[SRB]

Well, yes. But he needs to be in a game. Lest, I'll spawn Kim-Jong-Un instead.

I'm keeping you, you can't say no.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Well, yes. But he needs to be in a game. Lest, I'll spawn Kim-Jong-Un instead.

You're spawning my big bro?!

 

[SRB]

You're spawning my big bro?!

We're keeping him, right?! Right?!

 

[Azure_Fog]

by what standards?

His own~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

didn't u use it yourself too? i tought u learned it from me TT im sad

I did?! I did!! ...Oh no i DID
(ooc, are you referring to my heroine form?)

 

[Nolff]

yeah and? why cant i be glad u have some?

Look, I could've ranted about my low human resources country. But the amount of low effort these fanfic writers do man, it sucks.

Tho, i forgive them. They might be a learner by the time i read their works.

 

[Nolff]

Ma'am, who are you talking with? I don't see anyone talking to you...

His own~

 

[Theirl]

His own~

fair

 

[SRB]

Buddy, look at my signatures. The cringe fanfics one.

I fridging hate those no-common sense stuff.

About pics, u upload them to another site and post the link under a spoiler. Your signature can't be higher then 200 px

 

[SsemouyOnan]

GURL, I HAVE A FRICKING DEVICE ALR! THEN THAT MEANS I CAN DO S*IT LIKE SPAWNING PUTIN FROM A FRICKING GAME

He’s philosophical, and quite a nerd bastard. Don’t threaten him with words, he’ll find even more words to defeat his opponents.

My friend this is high-level talk no jutsu you have, don't underestimate its potential >_>

 

[Nolff]

You're spawning my big bro?!

*Visibly disturbed.*
Uhm... If you want to, yes.

*Mutters silently.*
God, why do I have to encounter his relatives...