SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

Yo, my frend. Help me join this school plz. I live under a rock and need help setting up the documents.

By the way, has someone ever sat on the ceiling? If so, let me sit up there too.

Sure, lemme just-
*sees that everyone already answered*

 

[MidnightFox]

You wanted the truth, fyi i enjoy suffering just as much as @Voidiris does

 

[Azure_Fog]

*snuggles in*
*snuggles in more*
*still cold*
moar

*adds more blankets*
*snuggles more*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

The hard part isn't the chapters~ You have 943 pages to read of lore~

(1/3 of said lore is just her eating a daikon)

 

[Azure_Fog]

(1/3 of said lore is just her eating a daikon)

Shush~

 

[SRB]

Thank you, Mama, I'm glad you appreciated it. I would have liked to give more prominence to the family of supervillains, but I guess that will happen in the next episode if it gets written. As for the wedding, I think it would be more suitable as a finale. The most important character is still missing from the roll call, the one who moves the entire story.

I wonder who that character could be.

Emoji artist ?

That I am!

Cooking?

It's impossible, Mama. Russians cannot be good. They are notoriously evil.

Then my shakes shall do my bidding. If I cannot be the Hero, my little ones shall become the order keepers without a Master.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

From the series, "someone has to do it, right?"

I think you're going to be amazing Hero Matcha-kun

*adds more blankets*
*snuggles more*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

As for the wedding, I think it would be more suitable as a finale.

I've more or less already plotted out the finale for the Ssemouy-Seymour plot(just have to find the willpower to write and fill it in between)
That said, it might be a very grim wedding

 

[Deleted member 146224]

(1/3 of said lore is just her eating a daikon)

Fortunately we're switching into tentacle por- cooking nowadays

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Fortunately we're switching into tentacle por- cooking nowadays

When using ingredients add me instead of the daikon, I'm much tastier.

 

[Nolff]

What the actual f*ck just happened?

I look away to the recent chapters of the SHF story, and- BOOM!

5 FRICKING ANSWERS

GUYS, I GENUINELY NEED TO GET ANOTHER KEYBOARD JUST TO ANSWER ALL OF YOUR ANSWERS.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Are y'all making calamari!?
I'll help!!
*Grabs a prometheum flamer*

N-no... need for fire... Pixy dear... b-but you could help rub... the tentacle.

Brilliant foresight, Lord Matcha! Though I am not sure if my hands have the usual texture of human skin. They are quite cold. Though it would never hurt to try. Do tell me if anything is going wrong,.
*takes off gloves and continues*

... ... Yes.... feels go--- ahem... The t-temperature is perfect... refreshing...

At once, Lord Matcha! *turns up the water pressure* *scrubs harder*

D-dont stop!

Preparing ingredients

E-exactly!

No, I believe we are making some sort of Sashimi

NO SASHIMI

Wrong~ Yes cutting~
*stabs*
*slices tentacles into rings*

PLEASE NO!

 

[Azure_Fog]

What the actual f*ck just happened?

I look away to the recent chapters of the SHF story, and- BOOM!

5 FRICKING ANSWERS

GUYS, I GENUINELY NEED TO GET ANOTHER KEYBOARD JUST TO ANSWER ALL OF YOUR ANSWERS.

Welcome to SHHS~
Have fun here~ We write 20+ pages a day~

 

[RepresentingDesire]

You wanted the truth, fyi i enjoy suffering just as much as @Voidiris does

Well I developed masochism to handle pain better.

 

[Azure_Fog]

PLEASE NO!

Too late~
*slashes to bits again*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

When using ingredients add me instead of the daikon, I'm much tastier.

The only special ingredients in this recipe is Lord Matcha's tentacles and his love

 

[Deleted member 146224]

When using ingredients add me instead of the daikon, I'm much tastier.

I'm not interested in a threesome with Matcha and Ssemouy in the first place bruh ಠ_ಠ You have my blessing

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

The only special ingredients in this recipe is Lord Matcha's tentacles and his love

I'm not interested in a threesome with Matcha and Ssemouy in the first place bruh ಠ_ಠ You have my blessing

I feel like I missed something....

 

[SRB]

What the actual f*ck just happened?

I look away to the recent chapters of the SHF story, and- BOOM!

5 FRICKING ANSWERS

GUYS, I GENUINELY NEED TO GET ANOTHER KEYBOARD JUST TO ANSWER ALL OF YOUR ANSWERS.

Welcome to SHHS, COMRADE! Keep your limbs close to your body, least someone steals them.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I feel like I missed something....

Bruh.