SHF High-school Fanfic

[WatchaKhoko]

She makes and pours out the tea you requested, as well as lemon tea for herself. Both from the same teapot.
*sits across you*

*takes the cup of hot tea*

*blows on the tea, then sips*

Delicious, my lady. No offense to Mr. Boi, but your tea is definitely of superior quality.
The sweet aroma of chamomile perfectly complements the lightness of the expertly selected green tea.

Perfect, mister Watcha! If you desire any confectionaries, do ask, and I will provide.

My thanks, but I'm good with the sweets.

Now, I do have information on Matcha's whereabouts. But first, I must provide context. Let me ask this, are you familiar where people go when they cease to exist?

I'm afraid not, Lady Ssemouy. I can only make guesses, and they are related to beliefs or religions.

 

[SRB]

Finally! What should we do mama?! This new Ssemouy is nice and I'm actually being worshipped for once (the power... incredible! is this how other cool deities feel everyday? ) BUT! I... I miss the old Rootling It's not the same without her What should we doooooo?! ಥ_ಥ

I-I have no idea, to be honest. This is something beyond my level. Even Azure's casual reality bending wouldn't be able to change her back.

 

[SRB]

Is something weird?

I didn't expect you to moan...

...
What did happen here?

Ssemouy is a heroine now.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*Through private ETCC*
@Simple_Russian_Boi Do you need any more proof?! Ssemouy would never pray to me of her own free will! And ten thousand prayers daily no less!!! That's an impostor!

OOC, wait, what led you to that conclusion?! My headcanon was that she was actually quite fervent in worshipping you

That's indeed plot twist I was not expecting, good job

At this point the plot on the main story is so far behind the forum... I have a lot of writing to catch up on...

*takes the cup of hot tea*

*blows on the tea, then sips*

Delicious, my lady. No offense to Mr. Boi, but your tea is definitely of superior quality.
The sweet aroma of chamomile perfectly complements the lightness of the expertly selected green tea.


My thanks, but I'm good with the sweets.


I'm afraid not, Lady Ssemouy. I can only make guesses, and they are related to beliefs or religions.

I greatly appreciate the compliment! I've been learning how to make tea from Lady Reina. I'm afraid my artisanry pales in comparison to her, I sure do hope that one day... Ah, I've went on a tangent.

I see, then I must enlighten you. Sorry, I am not the best at explaining things. You see, there exists places outside of reality. That much is confusing, as how can one go to a place that doesn't exist? But please do picture it as such - you cannot find the square root of a negative number, but you can imagine it by taking its absolute value and attaching an unknown constant, making an imaginary number(OOC: this explanation is incorrect in practice, but like, I'm too lazy to think of another analogy) The space that I ventured to, which I have yet to name, can be represented by that imaginary number - it does not exist, it is merely defined.

What remains there are simply ideas, often contradictory in nature, where red can be blue and blue can be red, true can equal to false. Now, how does this relate to Matcha's whereabouts?

Well, he has found his way there and gotten lost... thankfully, so as long as his character sheet exists within Tony's drawer, he can be brought back. Though there is one issue needed to be solved.

Are you following?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I-I have no idea, to be honest. This is something beyond my level. Even Azure's casual reality bending wouldn't be able to change her back.

Ah... If only my precious Azure wasn't asleep right now... She would know what to do Wait! That's right! I just need to think what would Azure do! ☝(˚▽˚)
What would Azure do? hmmm...
STABBY!!!
*runs out of the kitchen with a knife*
It's okay mama! I just need to stab her then everything will be okay! Everything is always okay after Azure stabs them! ( ﾟヮﾟ) ?
...
Eh? Where did Ssemouy go? And where's Watcha? eh?

OOC, wait, what led you to that conclusion?! My headcanon was that she was actually quite fervent in worshipping you

OOC: From our interactions, how Ssemouy is always bullying (or used to) Danny every time she's simping over Azure, I started headcanoning that Ssemouy is kind of a reluctant follower of a failed goddess Especially because of that first chapter you wrote

 

[SRB]

Ah... If only my precious Azure wasn't asleep right now... She would know what to do Wait! That's right! I just need to think what would Azure do! ☝(˚▽˚)
What would Azure do? hmmm...
STABBY!!!
*runs out of the kitchen with a knife*
It's okay mama! I just need to stab her then everything will be okay! Everything is always okay after Azure stabs them! ( ﾟヮﾟ) ?
...
Eh? Where did Ssemouy go? And where's Watcha? eh?

They're not here...

 

[WatchaKhoko]

I see, then I must enlighten you. Sorry, I am not the best at explaining things. You see, there exists places outside of reality. That much is confusing, as how can you go to a place that doesn't exist. But please do picture it as such - you cannot find the square root of a negative number, but you can imagine it by taking its absolute value and attaching an imaginary number(OOC: this is not a reliable explanation in practice) The space that I ventured to, which I have yet to name, can be represented by that imaginary number - it does not exist.
What remains there are simply ideas, often contradictory in nature, where red can be blue and blue can be red, true can equal to false.

These are not simple concepts to grasp, my lady. But essentially, are we talking about Hyperuranion?
I won't ask you to explain how you managed to reach this place. It seems dangerous.

*thinks: "How is it possible to escape Tony's control?"*

Now, how does this relate to Matcha's whereabouts?

Well, he has found his way there and gotten lost... thankfully, so as long as his character sheet exists within Tony's drawer, he can be brought back. Though there is one issue needed to be solved.

I understand, so fortunately there is a way to save this lost student.
Which issue are you referring to?

 

[LuoirM]

Oh my god is there a new friend in school?

 

[WatchaKhoko]

I greatly appreciate the compliment! I've been learning how to make tea from Lady Reina. I'm afraid my artisanry pales in comparison to her, I sure do hope that one day... Ah, I've went on a tangent.

*smiles*
I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting this Lady Reina. I hope that one day we can all have tea together.

 

[WatchaKhoko]

*Background Music*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

They're not here...

Dang it! Just when I found the solution!
I'm going to sent my Zombie Daikons to look around the school
*spawns a bunch of Zombie Daikons*
Find Not-Ssemouy and the Funny White Fella! And don't you dare sneaking into Azure's room!
*the Daikons spread mindlessly into every corner of the school. Searching....*

 

[SRB]

Dang it! Just when I found the solution!
I'm going to sent my Zombie Daikons to look around the school
*spawns a bunch of Zombie Daikons*
Find Not-Ssemouy and the Funny White Fella! And don't you dare sneaking into Azure's room!
*the Daikons spread mindlessly into every corner of the school. Searching....*

The Snakes are looking for those who should be protected, the smell of broken reality will lead them to their goal.

 

[MidnightFox]

SHF Dice Roller


Min: 1

Max: 12


@MidnightFox1, you rolled a 12

Living here in SHHS
Fighting heroes from afar
You gotta find first gear
In your giant robot TRUCK!

You dig giant robots!
I dig giant robots!
We dig giant robots!
Chicks dig giant robots!

NICE!!!

 

[SRB]

Living here in SHHS
Fighting heroes from afar
You gotta find first gear
In your giant robot TRUCK!

You dig giant robots!
I dig giant robots!
We dig giant robots!
Chicks dig giant robots!

NICE!!!

NICE! MidnightTruck!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

These are not simple concepts to grasp, my lady. But essentially, are we talking about Hyperuranion?

Mmm... Hyperuranion would be a part of it, yes, but not exactly it's entirety. I haven't exactly grasped it either.

I understand, so fortunately there is a way to save this lost student.
Which issue are you referring to?

We are in reality, a contradiction can't really exist, so we need to solve it before we are able to bring him back. You see, two students cannot occupy the same chair. Luoir and Orlui both exist because they counted as one student by Tony. But what if the existence of one ego precludes the other? They can't possibly exist on the same seat now, can they? So one gets sidelined into that impossible world, while the other goes to school as normal.

Just like how Seymour can't exist for as long as Ssemouy does.

Now, mister Watcha, are you aware of what must be done for Matcha to return?
(ooc, is watcha aware of what's happening and acting ignorant? Or does he actually not know?)

 

[SsemouyOnan]

OOC: From our interactions, how Ssemouy is always bullying (or used to) Danny every time she's simping over Azure, I started headcanoning that Ssemouy is kind of a reluctant follower of a failed goddess Especially because of that first chapter you wrote

I see...

Oh my god is there a new friend in school?

Are you referring to sir Watcha?

 

[LuoirM]

Are you referring to sir Watcha?

Me think so... Or I've mistaken him or her with the matcha-colored villain

 

[WatchaKhoko]

(ooc, is watcha aware of what's happening and acting ignorant? Or does he actually not know?)

OOC: They are two entities unaware of each other. Watcha was generated due to numerous causes: Matcha's abuse of respawn, breaking the fourth wall, coming into contact with Eldritch entities, but most importantly, having interacted with Seymour and the lady. Watcha is not aware of what is happening.

We are in reality, a contradiction can't really exist, so we need to solve it before we are able to bring him back. You see, two students cannot occupy the same chair. Luoir and Orlui both exist because they counted as one student by Tony. But what if the existence of one ego precludes the other? They can't possibly exist on the same seat now, can they? So one gets sidelined into that impossible world, while the other goes to school as normal.

This, of course, makes sense. Uncle Tony programmed reality so that each student had a well-defined number that cannot be changed or removed. In this school, one is either a member of the staff or a student. No other conditions are possible.

*rethinks the words said by Lady Nahrenne*

So you're a stranger roaming the halls of a school

*So who am I?*
... yes, i am uncle tony's assistant...

Now, mister Watcha, are you aware of what must be done for Matcha to return?

No, unfortunately, I don't know. Please enlighten me, Lady Ssemouy.

 

[WatchaKhoko]

Me think so... Or I've mistaken him or her with the matcha-colored villain

Nice to meet you, Lady Orlui. I am Watcha. You can simply call me W.

 

[SRB]

OOC: They are two entities unaware of each other. Watcha was generated due to numerous causes: Matcha's abuse of respawn, breaking the fourth wall, coming into contact with Eldritch entities, but most importantly, having interacted with Seymour and the lady. Watcha is not aware of what is happening.

Oh god, oh fuck, I knew that leaving the wall broken was a bad idea!