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[Deleted member 146224]

You mean the things we have seen!

The things we have seen!

Well...
...instead of saying it, why not write it?


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I don't want to take away your purity and innocence Nahrenne

No fighting family without me!

Nobody's fighting, Ssemouy is acting yandere for no reason

 

[Nahrenne]

I don't want to take away your purity and innocence Nahrenne

'o'

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[MatchaChocolate69]

Ah, but I suffer from seasickness and get really uncomfortable when on water vessels.

No joke, I really get apprehensive and full of anxiety whenever I'm on a boat, ship, ferry, etc...
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And then I feel ill.

I'm sorry for you, suffering from seasickness is not nice.
It's also a pity because sailing is one of the joys of life.
It's soothing to be in the middle of an expanse of water that stretches as far as the eye can see.
It gives you a sense of things, especially on starry nights. But let's imagine we did it anyway.
After all, we're not lacking in imagination.

 

[SRB]

Hmm?

Say sea men outloud a couple of times...

Nyaa!
*freezes up*
*slowly turns to see you with my tail in your hands*
QwQ
It hurts...

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*lets go immediately*
I'm so sorry! It was moving before my eyes and I- I am so, so sorry...

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Why has this scythe suddenly appeared in my hands? What am I meant to do with it?

PLATONIC!!! Bad Ssemouy! Drop the scythe!

I wasn't going to do anything with it anyways. You should be more worried about that Scarlet Apple hovering next to you

Ah, I, Lord Matcha, do solemnly declare:
The only woman I love is Seymour. I am eternally bound to her. I am her scythe, and my heart belongs to her.

This declaration is not merely the utterance of fleeting emotions, but the affirmation of a truth as immutable as the stars themselves. I am irrevocably, eternally bound to Seymour, not by the frailties of mere flesh, but by a connection that transcends the ephemeral. In her, I have found my counterpart, my nemesis, my salvation.

Thus, let it be known to all who dare traverse the path that we walk, that the bond between Seymour and I is not of this world or timeline.
It is a bond forged in the crucible of cosmic forces, tempered by trials, and sealed by the unspoken oath that reverberates through the void.

I am her scythe, wielded not with hands, but with the very essence of my being. And as such, my heart, my soul, my very existence, belongs to Seymour, the eternal Villainess, the dark enchantress of my destiny.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Phrasing...

No homo?

I'm jealous of y'all, I can't wait for Arca to get back, Corty to get well or hell, Anon to finish his/her exam so I can flert

The things we have seen!

'o'

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Semen are the result of the mitosis of the male reproduction cells.

I'm sorry for you, suffering from seasickness is not nice.
It's also a pity because sailing is one of the joys of life.
It's soothing to be in the middle of an expanse of water that stretches as far as the eye can see.
It gives you a sense of things, especially on starry nights. But let's imagine we did it anyway.
After all, we're not lacking in imagination.

So what's you opinion on vertigo?

 

[Nahrenne]

I'm sorry for you, suffering from seasickness is not nice.
It's also a pity because sailing is one of the joys of life.
It's soothing to be in the middle of an expanse of water that stretches as far as the eye can see.
It gives you a sense of things, especially on starry nights. But let's imagine we did it anyway.
After all, we're not lacking in imagination.

Tbh, I wonder if it's partial thalassaphobia
Because the image you just gave made me feel uneasy, not relaxed.

I wonder if it stems from a potential trauma from when I was 10
I was swimming in the sea and got stung by a jellyfish in several places
Haven't been in the sea since
'-'

Say sea men outloud a couple of times...

Sea men
Sea men

*doesn't get what you mean*

*lets go immediately*
I'm so sorry! It was moving before my eyes and I- I am so, so sorry...

Tail fiend!

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[MatchaChocolate69]

Ah yeah, I thought of that... but like, it is a loveless marriage which originated from Tsuru outside this thread anyways... but maybe it counts if RhapsCorty counts

I'm just chill as hell when it comes to love.
You can add BouncycactusXVoidiris if one nighter count.

I'm not 100% sure, but it seems to me that it is specified in Azure's chapter that they are married, which would make it ultra-canonical. In any case, it appears to be a very open relationship for both parties.

 

[Nahrenne]

Semen are the result of the mitosis of the male reproduction cells.

'-'
Why are you suddenly talking about human biology?


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[MatchaChocolate69]

So what's you opinion on vertigo?

It's not the fear of falling, but the fear of flying.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Tbh, I wonder if it's partial thalassaphobia
Because the image you just gave made me feel uneasy, not relaxed.

I wonder if it stems from a potential trauma from when I was 10
I was swimming in the sea and got stung by a jellyfish in several places
Haven't been in the sea since

I'm sorry, Lady Nahrenne. I've made things worse!
I can't say I understand because I love the sea, and it's one of the things I enjoy the most, but I can understand the pain of being stung by a jellyfish because it happened to me too. It's extremely painful.
That's why I'm always very careful to avoid them when I swim.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Nobody's fighting, Ssemouy is acting yandere for no reason

How was I acting yandere?

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Help, Lord Matcha is glitching out!

 

[Nahrenne]

It's not the fear of falling, but the fear of flying.

*is someone who has a deep fear of heights and often suffers from vertigo even when going down the stairs at home*
'-'
No, I'm pretty sure it's the fear of falling in my case.
I've fallen down the stairs enough times to be scared of it happening again.
I've even broken a finger from falling while walking upstairs before
'-'

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[MatchaChocolate69]

*is someone who has a deep fear of heights and often suffers from vertigo even when going down the stairs at home*
'-'
No, I'm pretty sure it's the fear of falling in my case.
I've fallen down the stairs enough times to be scared of it happening again.
I've even broken a finger from falling while walking upstairs before
'-'

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[Deleted member 146224]

How was I acting yandere?

And now she's going to pretend she didn't do anything

Help, Lord Matcha is glitching out!

He says your elbows are hot

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

How was I acting yandere?


Help, Lord Matcha is glitching out!

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[SRB]

Sea men
Sea men

*doesn't get what you mean*

If you pronounce sea men fast it kinda sounds like semen. And considering what you said before...

Tail fiend!

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*falls on hands and knees, defeated*
I beg for your forgivness, Lady Nyahrenne! What shall I do to atone for my sins?

 

[SRB]

@DannyTheDaikon

 

[Deleted member 146224]

@DannyTheDaikon
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So cuuuuuuute

 

[Nahrenne]

@Nd

I find it quite amusing that you ended up tagging an actual person on SHF while doing this

They're going to be so confused

If you pronounce sea men fast it kinda sounds like semen. And considering what you said before...

'o'
So...
*looks at you seriously*
'-'
...you've already expelled all of yours meaning you're no longer full of it?

Is that what you're trying to say?
If so, don't you think that's a bit tmi?

*falls on hands and knees, defeated*
I beg for your forgivness, Lady Nyahrenne! What shall I do to atone for my sins?

Hmm...
*picks your tail up and chomps on it*

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