SHF High-school Fanfic

[justabot]

SHF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 7

@SsemouyOnan, you rolled a 6

 

[Azure_Fog]

nyaaa?~~
*tilts head*
nya!
*starts sucking*
*lets go of finger so she can be spoiled more*
ehehehe

Hehehe~ Danny with my finger~ Cute~
*gives extra head pats along with ear rubs*

*is being spoiled to much to think*

whenever you want ehehehehe~ nyaaa~

Hmm~ later since I need to sleep~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

@SsemouyOnan, you rolled a 6

This bot is out to pick the worst possible option in every situation


*wraps tongue around Lord Matcha*
*unhinges jaw*
*swallows*

Lord Matcha noooooo! My sincerest apologies, my intrusive thoughts were too strong! I got jumped by them in my mindscape.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hehehe~ Danny with my finger~ Cute~
*gives extra head pats along with ear rubs*

Hmm~ later since I need to sleep~

Good night!~ I will cuddle to sleep then

 

[Azure_Fog]

Good night!~ I will cuddle to sleep then

Night~
zzz…
*lies on lap*

 

[LuoirM]

!roll 1,12

 

[justabot]

SHF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 12

@LuoirM, you rolled a 5

 

[LuoirM]

Oooh! I'm a racoon, so like... "raa raaa raccc raccccc" right?

 

[SRB]

Hmm~ later since I need to sleep~

Good night, Comrade

 

[SRB]

Oooh! I'm a racoon, so like... "raa raaa raccc raccccc" right?

Erm... They usually just purr. Or scream very loud if they're in danger.

 

[LuoirM]

Erm... They usually just purr. Or scream very loud if they're in danger.

*clears throats*
purrrr.......rrrrEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

This bot is out to pick the worst possible option in every situation


*wraps tongue around Lord Matcha*
*unhinges jaw*
*swallows*

Lord Matcha noooooo! My sincerest apologies, my intrusive thoughts were too strong! I got jumped by them in my mindscape.

1 Dies digested by gastric juices
2 "I have a feeling that our relationship has taken a step forward."
3 "SEYMOUR! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! I EXPECT no less than 500 words of apology later today."
4 The frog vomits Matcha.
5 "It's not so bad in here."
6 Appearance of W

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

!roll 1,6

 

[justabot]

SHF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 6

@MatchaChocolate69, you rolled a 4

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

1 Dies digested by gastric juices
2 "I have a feeling that our relationship has taken a step forward."
3 "SEYMOUR! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! I EXPECT no less than 500 words of apology later today."
4 The frog vomits Matcha.
5 "It's not so bad in here."
6 Appearance of W

@MatchaChocolate69, you rolled a 4

*is vomited up by the frog*

*Covered with gastric juices, he gets up*

"What a day..."

*******

BTW Happy Women's Day.
Thank you all for existing. Without you, life would have even less meaning.

 

[LuoirM]

*is vomited up by the frog*

*Covered with gastric juices, he gets up*

"What a day..."

*******

BTW Happy Women's Day.
Thank you all for existing. Without you, life would have even less meaning.

You- That's not how people would react being vomitted by a frog!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

You- That's not how people would react being vomitted by a frog!

I guess after suffering several deaths and going through stuff like this, being vomited up by a frog is a pretty normal thing.

*stabs*
*cracks form in reality opening into a void*
*Matcha gets shredded into thousands of bits as he’s sucked through thousands of portals in different directions splintering across reality*

The shattered reality leads to the intermultiversal plane. It destroys anything it touches and is the space between multiverses~ You can withstand the corrosion, but Matcha is too weak~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

SHF Dice Roller


Min: 1

Max: 6


@MatchaChocolate69, you rolled a 4

*cough* *cough* blegh... Dark choco... Too bitter... Raw, unprocessed chocolate is too much for my tummy

BTW Happy Women's Day.
Thank you all for existing. Without you, life would have even less meaning.

I didn't even know it was woman's day!

 

[SRB]

 

[LuoirM]

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Cats! Can I boop 'em?!