SHF High-school Fanfic

[LuoirM]

You "would" anything with a face.
Or without one.
Actually, you "would" anything.

Glad were6clear on that

 

[LuoirM]

@Theirl @ShizukiIchino @Pixytokisaki14

In a secluded location shielded from prying eyes, a man dressed all in white, including a fedora, approaches you.
Despite his cautious demeanor, he exudes confidence.

"I am W."
He salutes with a bow.

"Now that the most dangerous enemy is asleep, we can discuss the plan."

The man in white hands each of you a briefcase.

Spoiler: BRIEFCASE

You open them.
Inside, there are rifles that, to the untrained eye, might seem like AKs.

"While spying on the eldritch entity known as Simple Russian Boi, code-named 'Slavic Mama,' I discovered the existence of this prototype: the Kalashnikov AK-3047 rifle developed at the KGB's secret lunar base, commanded by the astronaut dog, General Laika. But against Eldritch entities, this rifle is not sufficient."

"That's where my secret supplier comes into play: S."

"S doesn't want their identity known; we communicate only through email."

Could S be Simple Russian Boi himself? Dealing supplies to spy on himself is a great way for double income

 

[SRB]

@Theirl @ShizukiIchino @Pixytokisaki14

In a secluded location shielded from prying eyes, a man dressed all in white, including a fedora, approaches you.
Despite his cautious demeanor, he exudes confidence.

"I am W."
He salutes with a bow.

"Now that the most dangerous enemy is asleep, we can discuss the plan."

The man in white hands each of you a briefcase.

Spoiler: BRIEFCASE

You open them.
Inside, there are rifles that, to the untrained eye, might seem like AKs.

"While spying on the eldritch entity known as Simple Russian Boi, code-named 'Slavic Mama,' I discovered the existence of this prototype: the Kalashnikov AK-3047 rifle developed at the KGB's secret lunar base, commanded by the astronaut dog, General Laika. But against Eldritch entities, this rifle is not sufficient."

"That's where my secret supplier comes into play: S."

"S doesn't want their identity known; we communicate only through email."

*looks up*
I feel a shift in the air... Probably the snakes...

Thy creations shall aid the weak against the strong. Thy should not be good, nor evil.

 

[SRB]

Could S be Simple Russian Boi himself? Dealing supplies to spy on himself is a great way for double income

*breaks the fourth wall*
It's Seymour.
*fixes the fourth wall with duct tape*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*breaks the fourth wall*
It's Seymour.
*fixes the fourth wall with duct tape*

PLOT TWIST: Maybe that's what you want us to believe and it's always been you!

 

[LuoirM]

This is some Death Note shit

 

[SRB]

PLOT TWIST: Maybe that's what you want us to believe and it's always been you!

Whaaaat? Noooo, totally not me.
The base on the moon is definitely not owned by the KGB, do you know how difficult it is to maintain it when Azure is constantly moving the moon? I fix it every damn time-
Ahem.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

@Theirl @ShizukiIchino @Pixytokisaki14

In a secluded location shielded from prying eyes, a man dressed all in white, including a fedora, approaches you.
Despite his cautious demeanor, he exudes confidence.

"I am W."
He salutes with a bow.

"Now that the most dangerous enemy is asleep, we can discuss the plan."

The man in white hands each of you a briefcase.

Spoiler: BRIEFCASE

You open them.
Inside, there are rifles that, to the untrained eye, might seem like AKs.

"While spying on the eldritch entity known as Simple Russian Boi, code-named 'Slavic Mama,' I discovered the existence of this prototype: the Kalashnikov AK-3047 rifle developed at the KGB's secret lunar base, commanded by the astronaut dog, General Laika. But against Eldritch entities, this rifle is not sufficient."

"That's where my secret supplier comes into play: S."

"S doesn't want their identity known; we communicate only through email."

[Ii. Totemo ii.]

 

[LuoirM]

Maybe it's Matcha creating a fake persona to divide attention

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Maybe it's Matcha creating a fake persona to divide attention

Why would Matcha presumably work against his own family?

 

[MidnightFox]

Why would Matcha presumably work against his own family?

*Appears behind you and teleports you too a pocket dimension* @MatchaChocolate69 a princess needs your help

 

[LuoirM]

Why would Matcha presumably work against his own family?

Villain shits

 

[SsemouyOnan]

[THIS ACTION HAS BEEN REJECTED BY THE VILLAINESS DECLARATION REASON: TARGET ENTITY DOES NOT EXIST]

Daga kotawaru....

Unless you want to teleport regular Ssemouy, then yeah, go ahead

 

[MidnightFox]

teleport regular Ssemouy,

(I'm teleporting you Ssemouy and seeing what happens) (princess in distress perhaps?)

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

@Theirl @Pixytokisaki14 @ShizukiIchino

S is resourceful.
They will provide us with the ammunition to load the AK-3047s, specifically designed to counter Eldritch entities.

These bullets, known as KIS-d (keep it simple, dude), do not harm the target but neutralize the absurdities of their powers.
For instance, if their power would generate a quintillion copies, due to KIS-d's effect, this would be reduced to just 5 copies.
If they relied on the dominance of 183189181983419819838193891893198 multiverses, this would be reduced to a single solar system.

Unfortunately, the KIS-d effect lasts only a few seconds.
The technology it's based on is still in its infancy and is being developed by a madman.
S discovered it, and it could be the turning point for victory.

The goal of our plan is to buy time until the R.B. Mkv A2024, which we'll call "Red Ribbon," is completed.

[Ii. Totemo ii.]

[ The package has been delivered. -WK ]

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Maybe it's Matcha creating a fake persona to divide attention

What are you talking about?
Chocolate? ?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

(I'm teleporting you Ssemouy and seeing what happens) (princess in distress perhaps?)

Huh, did I get captured by a hero? Oh well, time to self-terminate like any good underling would! *intakes eldritch poison*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*Appears behind you and teleports you too a pocket dimension* @MatchaChocolate69 a princess needs your help

I will have to ask my sister-in-law for help when she wakes up. Please don't make me do that.

 

[SRB]

I haven't drunk vodka in a while...
I-I feel like I can think faster. What sorcery is this?!

 

[MidnightFox]

Huh, did I get captured by a hero? Oh well, time to self-terminate like any good underling would! *intakes eldritch poison*

Naive, you can't kill yourself in my pocket dimension

I will have to ask my sister-in-law for help when she wakes up. Please don't make me do that.

Hurry up Princess Ssemouy is waiting for you if you don't hurry her other half might take over