SHF High-school Fanfic

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Have fun reading the rest of the thread.

I cannot tell whether this is meant to be foreboding (where I should joke about wondering whether I should be concerned );
or whether it is a restrained deflection so as to not snap at me. I apologize if it was the latter?. I did not mean to cross a line.? May you be whole and hale, and I am sincerely sorry if I caused any tension.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I cannot tell whether this is meant to be foreboding (where I should joke about wondering whether I should be concerned );
or whether it is a restrained deflection so as to not snap at me. I apologize if it was the latter?. I did not mean to cross a line.? May you be whole and hale, and I am sincerely sorry if I caused any tension.

I dunno~ There's at least 500 pages of daikon and stabby flirting to get through though~

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

I cannot tell whether this is meant to be foreboding (where I should joke about wondering whether I should be concerned );
or whether it is a restrained deflection so as to not snap at me. I apologize if it was the latter?. I did not mean to cross a line.? May you be whole and hale, and I am sincerely sorry if I caused any tension.

No nonono you're good, I just lost interest in the thread somewhere after 200 pages. lol too much nonsense.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

I dunno~ There's at least 500 pages of daikon and stabby flirting to get through though~

*SCREAMS IN HORROR*

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I cannot tell whether this is meant to be foreboding (where I should joke about wondering whether I should be concerned );
or whether it is a restrained deflection so as to not snap at me. I apologize if it was the latter?. I did not mean to cross a line.? May you be whole and hale, and I am sincerely sorry if I caused any tension.

You will see a lot of sexual tension and some breakdowns.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*SCREAMS IN HORROR*

Ehehehehehehe~

 

[SRB]

*SCREAMS IN HORROR*

There was also a cat infection, as you might know. Full of fluff and happiness.

 

[Nahrenne]

*falls to her knees*
Ah! Lady Nahrenne, this lowly Daikon begs forgiveness! I already removed all of the alcohol from mother's stash as a punishment I bestowed upon myself! Please, forgive this act of jest, for your contempt stabs more than anything that comes from Azure's hand!
*kowtows dramatically*

*watches you kowtow*
'-'
*walks away*

Because biting people when you lose an argument is the perfect counterargument. Also meowing at people.

I see.
'-'
What were we arguing about, then?

I feel like I would like ice cream ones more, but I have to try them both first.

I think I'm more inclined towards the ice cream ones due to my aversion to drinking straight milk.

I do! Just... With vodka...

Well, start doing it without.
I worry about your health

Nahrenne, there is a vast difference between these two. You joke about me having a diaper and changing it, while I only say that I was here before Azure Fog. These are not equivalent.
Why do you think they are equivalent? This is not rhetorical by the way.
Most importantly, one of the biggest things that separate my light-hearted jest from your sharper jab, is that I made it crystal-clear to Azure Fog that I should not be taken seriously. Three times in a row, I undercut my arrogance by explicitly pointing out that I was being arrogant, therefore not being arrogant. It is a well-known literary tool.

So I did not interpret your joke as malicious without reason.

Where did you put anything that would infer your joke was actually not meant in all seriousness? Again, this is a genuine question, as even as I reread your joke, the phrasing still hits me blunt as a rock. I genuinely cannot see anything to latch onto so as to interpret your joke as affectionate or jokily.

And in response to your condescension? dismissal? disparagement? (it is one of those words but I am unsure which. Regardless, again, I don't think either of those were intended, but again, phrasing) to my anger, I am not lumping you in with them. Voidiris was merely expressing confusion, so I explained - whether they were asking exactly that question or not *shrugs* - why this angers me enough that I would actually bring this up.
Normally, I would just simmer in silence, and you would never know that what you had said had pissed me off fiercely. Family matters were merely the straw that broke the camel's back. The rest of the straw bale in question is from your joke, and your joke alone. I am not mistaking you for them.

Let's take this to PM since this thread wasn't made for this.

*stops chasing Danny*
It smells like I would die if I drank it in one go. Perfect.
*looks into the shot glass and slowly takes a sip*

You're such an alcoholic...

...x...

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

No nonono you're good, I just lost interest in the thread somewhere after 200 pages. lol too much nonsense.

HAHAHAHA!!! WHEW! That's wonderful to hear! I tend to take things at face-value, part of why I am so expressive in writing. It avoids confusion! Praise be! *wipes sweat off forehead* Glad to hear that!
And I don't blame you... with how the messages were just ticking up and up day in and day out during some of the more hellish times, I couldn't bring myself to check it out while it was increasing so rapidly! Too disheartening to read slower than the texts were coming out!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

The first drop of alcohol falls from the glass.
It begins to collapse into a black hole, only to cease, as if time itself had stopped.
The lock of white hair upon your head glows red, turning back the clock of the drop.
It falls, suppressed, past your lips into your mouth.
It touches your tongue, and immediately you feel something is wrong.
It burns, it burns, it burns!
Yet, there is no fire, only pain.
The liquid soon follows, cascading down into your mouth, burning away your flesh with invisible fire.
Your soul is ripped apart by the tiny waterfall of vodka.
As the glass empties, your soulless corpse falls to the floor, spasming, glitching, and phasing in and out of reality.
The corpse glitches once, twice, and folds in onto itself.
Never to be seen again...

*revives*

*feels refreshed*
*pure*
*fresh new Daikon*
ahhhh... better

 

[Azure_Fog]

*feels refreshed*
*pure*
*fresh new Daikon*
ahhhh... better

*bops on head*
Now you have a hangover too~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*bops on head*
Now you have a hangover too~

but... but... I never have hangovers
Though it was a special vodka...
*reevaluates*
*gets hangover*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*watches you kowtow*
'-'
*walks away*

ah! no... no... please... forgib, forgib

 

[SRB]

I see.
'-'
What were we arguing about, then?

I have no idea!

I think I'm more inclined towards the ice cream ones due to my aversion to drinking straight milk.

Can't really drink straight milk after *dramatic pause* the incident.
A bottle of milk was standing under the sun for two days. I didn't know. A moment later I did.

Well, start doing it without.
I worry about your health

Fine...
*remodels The Vodka Corner into a cozy corner*

You're such an alcoholic...

...x...

That I am.

[OOC: I'll let you in on a little secret. I don't even like vodka that much.]

 

[Azure_Fog]

but... but... I never have hangovers
Though it was a special vodka...
*reevaluates*
*gets hangover*

Hehehe~
Now I can spoil you~
(also what happened to replying to the rest of our old conversation? I’m still waiting for you to do something in your tower~)

 

[Nahrenne]

ah! no... no... please... forgib, forgib

I'll think about it.
'-'

I have no idea!

'-'
*nibbles on your shoulder*
Payback

Can't really drink straight milk after *dramatic pause* the incedent.
A bottle of milk was standing under the sun for two days. I didn't know. A moment later I did.

*incident
'o'
You just picked a bottle of milk up that wasn't in the fridge?

Fine...
*remodels The Vodka Corner into a cozy corner*

Yay!
Cosy!
\o/
*pulls you towards a big beanbag and sits in it with you*

It really is a cosy corner

That I am.

'-'

[OOC: I'll let you in on a little secret. I don't even like vodka that much.]

[OOC: Lol]

X

 

[SRB]

'-'
*nibbles on your shoulder*
Payback

On which one...?

*incident
'o'
You just picked a bottle of milk up that wasn't in the fridge?

... I can't go in the corner, because I'm already there. But I'm still upset because I missed that.
My sister said there was milk at the table. There was two bottles. I chose the wrong one. Now I look at everything that wasn't in the fridge before I eat/drink it.

Yay!
Cosy!
\o/
*pulls you towards a big beanbag and sits in it with you*

It really is a cosy corner

It is. Eldritch powers for the win!
*huggles*

'-'

I can feel the disappointment.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Hehehe~
Now I can spoil you~

spoil me

(also what happened to replying to the rest of our old conversation? I’m still waiting for you to do something in your tower~)

I'm replying just now just got distracted by something

 

[Azure_Fog]

spoil me

*gives headpats*
*strokes hair*

I'm replying just now just got distracted by something

What~? Watching me~?

 

[SRB]

but... but... I never have hangovers
Though it was a special vodka...
*reevaluates*
*gets hangover*

Wanna pickle? A true Russian aid to kill the mother of all hangovers.