SHF High-school Fanfic

[MatchaChocolate69]

That’s not me being weak~ It’s the system being good~

Admit it, you're going easy on me.
It's okay, I'm starting to like you too.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Admit it, you're going easy on me.
It's okay, I'm starting to like you too.

*stabs*
*cracks form in reality opening into a void*
*Matcha gets shredded into thousands of bits as he’s sucked through thousands of portals in different directions splintering across reality*

 

[SRB]

*stabs*
*cracks form in reality opening into a void*
*Matcha gets shredded into thousands of bits as he’s sucked through thousands of portals in different directions splintering across reality*

So different realities get a piece of Matcha's chocolate? He's really growing on you, ain't he?

 

[Azure_Fog]

So different realities get a piece of Matcha's chocolate? He's really growing on you, ain't he?

No~
The shattered reality leads to the intermultiversal plane. It destroys anything it touches and is the space between multiverses~ You can withstand the corrosion, but Matcha is too weak~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Walking~? Only walking~? Get running~!
*grabs second whip*
*double whips 400 times*

*tries to pretend she's not excited*
*tries to run*
*a bit heavy*
*double whip tho*
ehehehehe
*keeps running*
*accidentally bonks into a Milky Way*
*probably destroyed... a thing or two*
*oops...*
*keeps running but getting slower from heavy*

*gives headpats*

I’m an Eldritch too~ Besides, this is the weaker stuff~ I’d need a full few galaxies worth to eve grt tipsy~

But that was Russian Eldritch vodka... that's like x 10^67 the power of normal Eldritch vodka...

 

[SRB]

No~
The shattered reality leads to the intermultiversal plane. It destroys anything it touches and is the space between multiverses~ You can withstand the corrosion, but Matcha is too weak~

Huh. Sad. For Matcha that is.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*tries to pretend she's not excited*
*tries to run*
*a bit heavy*
*double whip tho*
ehehehehe
*keeps running*
*accidentally bonks into a Milky Way*
*probably destroyed... a thing or two*
*oops...*
*keeps running but getting slower from heavy*

Faster, faster, faster!!!!
*whips ankles 50 times*
*whips back 500 times*

But that was Russian Eldritch vodka... that's like x 10^67 the power of normal Eldritch vodka...

I see~
Still not enough to make me tipsy for long though~ My metabolism is very high~
(assuming I even have my stomach turned on…)

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

No~
The shattered reality leads to the intermultiversal plane. It destroys anything it touches and is the space between multiverses~ You can withstand the corrosion, but Matcha is too weak~

Not even a quintillion scarlet apple...
This is everyday stuff, nee-san!
Come over here and I'll pat you!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Faster, faster, faster!!!!
*whips ankles 50 times*
*whips back 500 times*

Oh no not the ankle--
*dies*

I see~
Still not enough to make me tipsy for long though~ My metabolism is very high~
(assuming I even have my stomach turned on…)

Wait you can just turn it on and off? dang it! mine is constantly on and hungy! nya

 

[Azure_Fog]

Not even a quintillion scarlet apple...
This is everyday stuff, nee-san!
Come over here and I'll pat you!

You’re not worth my time. Leave.

 

[SRB]

Not even a quintillion scarlet apple...
This is everyday stuff, nee-san!
Come over here and I'll pat you!

@Azure_Fog I think you turned him into a M on accident...

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh no not the ankle--
*dies*

No dying~
*revives*
Get running!
*whips 1000 times*

 

[Azure_Fog]

@Azure_Fog I think you turned him into a M on accident...

Yep~ Now I have to deprave him…

 

[Deleted member 146224]

@Azure_Fog I think you turned him into a M on accident...

Matcha was a masochist even long before me apparently

 

[Deleted member 146224]

No dying~
*revives*
Get running!
*whips 1000 times*

*revives*
*continues running*

*gets so tired that starts wishing there was perma death in this isekai*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*revives*
*continues running*

*gets so tired that starts wishing there was perma death in this isekai*

You need some encouragement~?
*kisses forehead*
Hehe~
Run faster.

 

[Theirl]

*gets so tired that starts wishing there was perma death in this isekai*

cant u just delete your memories? woundt that be tecnically be a perma death?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You need some encouragement~?
*kisses forehead*
Hehe~
Run faster.

ehehehehe
*gets boost to energy*
*starts running faster than before*
*even the star stopped being heavy*
ehehehehee
*keeps sprinting*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

cant u just delete your memories? woundt that be tecnically be a perma death?

I'd still be runnin... <_< and Azure would bring yhem back anyways >_>

 

[Theirl]

I'd still be runnin...

that would be the future u problem right?

and Azure would bring yhem back anyways

would that still be you you?