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Theirl

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Better, there is more for others :blob_teehee:

:sweating_profusely::sweating_profusely::sweating_profusely:

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u be careful not to overexert yourself... what if its stop wirking
 

MidnightFox

A Trickster that loves Puppets
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*turning around you see seversl SRB's in his human body, but with some additions, he has a fox tail and ears*
You may not have a body, but you do have a soul.
*one SRB starts shining with the power of a star, another draws a ritualistic-looking pentagram in the air*
You dare turn into one of my kin to fuel my anger, but your attempt is pointless
*As you try to destroy my soul both my eyes open simultaneously and shield my soul from harm, as my purple eye starts decaying your body and my orange eyes prevents healing, regeneration and resurrection on you*
 

SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
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Better, there is more for others :blob_teehee:

:sweating_profusely::sweating_profusely::sweating_profusely:

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:blob_blank: even I couldn't eat that much chocolate...
*huggles you more*
It just means you have a lot of love to give.
(^-^)

Don't worry.
You didn't do it maliciously.

X
*huggles back with a second pair of arms carefully*
Okay, I'm calm now. Sorry about that.
I'll try to give just enough love to everyone, so they could feel it, but not pass out.
 

MatchaChocolate69

? Your Valentine ?
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Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
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:blob_blank: even I couldn't eat that much chocolate...

*huggles back with a second pair of arms carefully*
Okay, I'm calm now. Sorry about that.
I'll try to give just enough love to everyone, so they could feel it, but not pass out.
Though, I've heard some people share love with each other so much that they do pass out.
:blob_frown:
I wonder how that happens...

Anyway, what did you have for tea today?
(^-^)

My family had roast chicken and oven bread with coleslaw.

X
 

SRB

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You dare turn into one of my kin to fuel my anger, but your attempt is pointless
*As you try to destroy my soul both my eyes open simultaneously and shield my soul from harm, as my purple eye starts decaying your body and my orange eyes prevents healing, regeneration and resurrection on you*
... Man, I hate coseptual magic.
*warps reality and appears right in front of you, tries to borrow your eyes, but fails*
Really hate magic...
*forces you to your tangeble form with reality warping and tries to steal borrow your eyes again*
 

SRB

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Though, I've heard some people share love with each other so much that they do pass out.
:blob_frown:
I wonder how that happens...
:sweating_profusely: I'm not gonna be the one explaining it, no. I swear you do this on purpose somehow!
Anyway, what did you have for tea today?
(^-^)

My family had roast chicken and oven bread with coleslaw.

X
Black tea with mint. And eggplant stuffed with minced meat, champignons and sprinkled with parmesan. Well, not stuffed exactly, I just don't know the right word...
You cut an eggplant in half horisontaly, slise the soft parts a bit and cover it with "stuffing that's not actually stuffing" and put that bad boy in the oven till its done.
 

SRB

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Can't borrow what doesn't exist *fades out of existence leaving a reality collapse made with reality coding behind*
This is annoying.
All that fighting over some fox parts that came from cannibalistic animals?
 

MidnightFox

A Trickster that loves Puppets
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This is annoying.
All that fighting over some fox parts that came from cannibalistic animals?
If they're just animals it's ok but any Kitsune are off limits, got it *Collapses reality through coding one more time just to make sure*
 

SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
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Doesn't she already have the bitter scythe of love, death and chocolate?
:blob_frown:

X
Seymoure does. Ssemouy doesn't.

And I remembered the anti-piracy advertisement about buying DVDs.
"Steve's DVD scares friend away, and Bob's DVD brings them together" or something like that.
 

Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
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I do not have eyes, but sure.
*changes limbs around every time they become too damaged, shoots out the bones into your clones and your real self to destroy them*
*the bones of the dead god of greed absorb any and all energy*
*takes out the hair that Azure gave me*
What did Ssemouy say? Ah, yes. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, REALITY BENDS YOU!
*uses the hair as a medium to channel Azure's powers, bringing out copies of myself to the battle*
One hair, especially in unblessed one, won’t do much, Russian~
At least we are now officially a family. @Azure_Fog is now my Sister-in-law and your granddaughter! :blob_evil:
You will never be part of my family.
Look again :blob_evil: it's not my normal heart :blob_evil: this one has the essence of the All-Mother, the one you almost juiced out that one time :blob_uwu:
Oh~
I see~
*eats happily*
...that was an unexpected turn of events ?
I feel touched :blob_aww:
:blob_melt:
*secretly wipes away a tear*
:blob_melt:
No crying~
*wipes tear with finger*
*licks finger*
Hmmm~ A bit salty~
*kisses forehead*
I do, but subversion of expectations got me in a twist.
I see~
... Daughter, not granddaughter. Midnight and Pixy just call me a babushka because... Because.
Correct~
I’m not calling you mom, mum, mommy, mama, or any related titles though~ ‘Kay~?
I am proud of all of you! My daughter getting... err... symbiot-ed? And my son! Conducting such a nice ceremony!
Azure, welcome to the family.
Nope~
Danny is now mine~ I own her heart as proof and my hair as a signature~
Thank you Matcha-kun! It was a beautiful webbing Eldritch chaotic ceremony! I'm so happy that it was none other but you who carried it out for us :blob_uwu:
It is a wedding~
What about the party part of the ceremony? :sweating_profusely:
It can wait~
*locks door*
*starts eating*
Welcome to the family, @Azure_Fog ! :blob_hug:
Thanks~ Now get out~ I’m disowning you~
 

SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
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If they're just animals it's ok but any Kitsune are off limits, got it *Collapses reality through coding one more time just to make sure*
*dodges* I had to do it just one time
Wait, did you think I was taking body parts from Kitsune? I only borrow limbs from those who deserve it.
 
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