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Okay!
*takes top off*
*pauses*
Ah...
Do you have any sports clothes I could wear?
:blob_sweat:
Hopefully a sports bra, too.
>w<
Wah!
*closes eyes*
We have spare mili- summer camp sports uniforms. Here, take it.
*gives you a uniform with the USSR flag on the chest and a sports bra with a red star*
Ohhh
'o'
I drink about 6-8 cups of tea a day.
Jasmine tea.
'-'
Same, but with all that on the pic below.
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Wah!
*closes eyes*
We have spare mili- summer camp sports uniforms. Here, take it.
*gives you a uniform with the USSR flag on the chest and a sports bra with a red star*
Thank you!
*huggles you*
\(^o^)/

*takes rest of stuff off and puts the new stuff on*
Ready!
o7
Same, but with all that on the pic below.
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Ohhhh
Those look more like fruit infusions that actual tea, though.
Is there any tea in them?
:blob_frown:


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Ohhh, so it was a pun.
Ironically, there's a very BL-bait-y manga and anime where the MC is called Yuri [Demon King From Today Onwards!], or also known as [Kyou Kara Maoh!]
Conrad was so hot, as well as his older brother.
The rest...meh.
Oh, but Yuri in Demon King mode was hot, too.
>w<
I remember being very confused that "Yuri on Ice" was not a GL, but a BL instead :blob_neutral: The disappointment I felt when the realization hit me... I still feel it today
Even if you were gender-bent, I wouldn't be attracted because I would know deep down you had been a girl and would think of yourself still as a girl.
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Thank you! :blob_aww: I would. I would still adamantly tag myself as GL content :blob_evil:
 

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Thank you!
*huggles you*
\(^o^)/

*takes rest of stuff off and puts the new stuff on*
Ready!
o7
To begin with, let's start with a warm-up, we don't want to damage our muscles and ligaments more than necessary.

Let's go from top to bottom. Warm-up of the neck, shoulders, elbow joints and wrists. Then there are bends to the sides to stretch the torso. Lunges to stretch your pelvis and legs, followed by squats and push-ups to feel alive! :blob_evil:
Ohhhh
Those look more like fruit infusions that actual tea, though.
Is there any tea in them?
:blob_frown:


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Yes, I was worried at first that I wouldn't be able to taste the tea, but it's surpried me. It's... potent is the closest I could get to the right word.
 

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I remember being very confused that "Yuri on Ice" was not a GL, but a BL instead :blob_neutral: The disappointment I felt when the realization hit me... I still feel it today
Lol
There were a lot of guys looking forward to seeing some yuri who were also very narked about it.
The amount of complaints I saw in the comments on the site I watched it on.
:blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl:
Though, tbh, I didn't really enjoy that anime.
'-'
To begin with, let's start with a warm-up, we don't want to damage our muscles and ligaments more than necessary.

Let's go from top to bottom. Warm-up of the neck, shoulders, elbow joints and wrists. Then there are bends to the sides to stretch the torso. Lunges to stretch your pelvis and legs, followed by squats and push-ups to feel alive! :blob_evil:
Ohhh.
*tries to do the warm-ups*
*does the callisthenics*
*attempts the lunges*
:sweating_profusely:
C-Can I take a break, please?
Yes, I was worried at first that I wouldn't be able to taste the tea, but it's surpried me. It's... potent is the closest I could get to the right word.
Ohhh.
'o'
I tend to veer away from fruit teas cos they usually end up being a bit too sweet for me.
>w<

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Well I'm going to sleep in about 15 minutes (12:43 am waiting for it to hit 1am b4 going back to sleep)
I tend to veer away from fruit teas cos they usually end up being a bit too sweet for me.
You're not the only one, I've tasted fruit tea b4 and i hated it ever since, the only fruit tea i drink now a days is lemon tea the other fruit teas are awful to my taste
 

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You're not the only one, I've tasted fruit tea b4 and i hated it ever since, the only fruit tea i drink now a days is lemon tea the other fruit teas are awful to my taste
I just tend to go with jasmine tea.
I have the feeling I'm becoming allergic to lemon and lime so I don't think having lemon tea would work for me.
:sweat_smile:

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Lol
There were a lot of guys looking forward to seeing some yuri who were also very narked about it.
The amount of complaints I saw in the comments on the site I watched it on.
:blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl:
Though, tbh, I didn't really enjoy that anime.
'-'
:blob_joy:
I mean, it's quite clear once you see the art and read the description, but I guess this is expecting too much from horny dudes lol
My friend also said that it was meh. A "controversial" title can only get one so far, I suppose. :blob_hmm_two:
 

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I just tend to go with jasmine tea.
I have the feeling I'm becoming allergic to lemon and lime so I don't think having lemon tea would work for me.
:sweat_smile:

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Never had jasmine tea, i only drink any kind of black tea or coffee, my preference for bitter stuff is practically apparent
 

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:blob_joy:
I mean, it's quite clear once you see the art and read the description, but I guess this is expecting too much from horny dudes lol
My friend also said that it was meh. A "controversial" title can only get one so far, I suppose. :blob_hmm_two:
You do realise that Boku no Piko is the most recommended anime right? (Almost always as a prank of course)
 

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Lol
There were a lot of guys looking forward to seeing some yuri who were also very narked about it.
The amount of complaints I saw in the comments on the site I watched it on.
:blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl: :blobrofl:
Though, tbh, I didn't really enjoy that anime.
'-'
The only thing I know about that anime is that one character eats a strange cutlet with some Japanese dish as a filling. :blob_neutral:
Ohhh.
*tries to do the warm-ups*
*does the callisthenics*
*attempts the lunges*
:sweating_profusely:
C-Can I take a break, please?
Catch your breath and continue, we've got sum real work ahead of us. Want some water?
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Ohhh.
'o'
I tend to veer away from fruit teas cos they usually end up being a bit too sweet for me.
>w<

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I'm on the other side of the spectrum. I often don't have enough sugar or sweet things in my life. Although I have a huge number of them at hand...
 

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You do realise that Boku no Piko is the most recommended anime right? (Almost always as a prank of course)
Interesting fact: never watched that stuff. Heard some very confusing things about it.
 

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*kicks door in*

I hate swamps. Who is using weighted dice to troll me!

*dies*
 
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