SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

Which type~? You can only have it black though~
Your options are:

• $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
• Half decent coffee
• Actually good coffee
• Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
• Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
• Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
• Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
• Timelinear Eldritch Coffee (ER: 5)
• Danny Extract Coffee (ER: Daikon)
• Universal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 42) (this is best selling Eldritch coffee)
• Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: 2^64)
• Azure’s Multiversal Eldritch Coffee (ER: Beyond Daikon comprehension)

Can I have instant coffee? I want some tree bark.

 

[SRB]

Not confirming nor denying that you used Polymerisation on me and Enigma, what are you planning?

To stab Midnight Enigma, so she could stab two people in one stab.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I think I'll look this time

As you gaze into the abyss of the coffee, you notice everything around you is… odd.
A bit of red outlines things here, blue there, and some green over there.
You hear a cracking noise as static fills your ears.
Reality itself starts glitching, changing materials and growing into shapes fitting of the fourth dimension.
Each change causes a flash of glitchiness and soon you see cracks forming everywhere.
Fragments of reality cease to be and all you can see beyond is a starry void, fractal patterns stretched throughout.
Seeing the foundations of mortal reality break, you hurriedly lift the mug of coffee to your lips, tipping it back.
A drops crosses the threshold of the mug.
Everything stops.
Time itself seems frozen, and the floating drop sits there.
It collapses inwards, causing an explosion that would dwarf the greatest supernovae.
The shockwave from such a force burns away all traces of reality, leaving a white void.
The void however, cannot withstand the force of this power—It shatters, along with you.
Though you are gone, wiped from reality, a black hole forms out of that drop of coffee, consuming the remainder of that universe.
In some untold amount of time, it too, will fade away, leaving nothing in its trace.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Can I have instant coffee? I want some tree bark.

‘Kay~
*hands styrofoam cup with dark brown liquid*

To stab Midnight Enigma, so she could stab two people in one stab.

I’d only stab the Midnight part~

 

[SRB]

‘Kay~
*hands styrofoam cup with dark brown liquid*

Mmm, the taste of trees...

I’d only stab the Midnight part~

Makes sense.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

 

[Azure_Fog]

Want some coffee~?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

As you gaze into the abyss of the coffee, you notice everything around you is… odd.
A bit of red outlines things here, blue there, and some green over there.
You hear a cracking noise as static fills your ears.
Reality itself starts glitching, changing materials and growing into shapes fitting of the fourth dimension.
Each change causes a flash of glitchiness and soon you see cracks forming everywhere.
Fragments of reality cease to be and all you can see beyond is a starry void, fractal patterns stretched throughout.
Seeing the foundations of mortal reality break, you hurriedly lift the mug of coffee to your lips, tipping it back.
A drops crosses the threshold of the mug.
Everything stops.
Time itself seems frozen, and the floating drop sits there.
It collapses inwards, causing an explosion that would dwarf the greatest supernovae.
The shockwave from such a force burns away all traces of reality, leaving a white void.
The void however, cannot withstand the force of this power—It shatters, along with you.
Though you are gone, wiped from reality, a black hole forms out of that drop of coffee, consuming the remainder of that universe.
In some untold amount of time, it too, will fade away, leaving nothing in its trace.

Damn... that was good *impressed daikon noises*
too bad I died but the coffee was worth it tho
let's hope the one i got is less deadly

 

[Azure_Fog]

Damn... that was good *impressed daikon noises*
too bad I died but the coffee was worth it tho
let's hope the one i got is less deadly

I don’t think you managed to drink any~
Here’s some Universal Eldritch Coffee~ You can handle it~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I don’t think you managed to drink any~
Here’s some Universal Eldritch Coffee~ You can handle it~

damn, you're right. I died and didn't even got to drink any

*got a real coffee*
*is revived*

 

[Azure_Fog]

damn, you're right. I died and didn't even got to drink any

*got a real coffee*
*is revived*

*dumps coffee on*
Hehe~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*dumps coffee on*
Hehe~

oi! I wanted to drink that
*sad daikon noises*

 

[Azure_Fog]

oi! I wanted to drink that
*sad daikon noises*

*dumps more coffee on again*
You can lick it off or something~
Or use some plant magic powers or something~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*dumps more coffee on again*
You can lick it off or something~
Or use some plant magic powers or something~

@SsemouyOnan please help your Goddess I need a change of clothes, coffee and a mental support because

 

[Azure_Fog]

@SsemouyOnan please help your Goddess I need a change of clothes, coffee and a mental support because

I have a change of clothes on me~
*hands clothes*

 

[MidnightFox]

I'm going to have one

Of a day

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I have a change of clothes on me~
*hands clothes*

humph!

 

[Azure_Fog]

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humph!

No running~
*grabs towel*
*teleports to Danny*
*wraps around*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

No running~
*grabs towel*
*teleports to Danny*
*wraps around*

*accepts towel but still angy*

I need a shower!

And a proper coffee

And a hug

 

[Azure_Fog]

*accepts towel but still angy*

I need a shower!

And a proper coffee

And a hug

Okay~
*teleports to shower*
*prepares another universal Eldritch class coffee*
You get a hug after showering~ Or I can join you~