SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

If I had a floor to roll on, I’d be rolling on it on laughter~

You can roll on the ceiling

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I’m still laughing and it’s been over 30 seconds already~

Damn I'm good

 

[SsemouyOnan]

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Huh, what statement?

I see no statements

 

[Deleted member 146224]

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Who killed SH?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Huh, what statement?

Foolish mortal. Thou canst not retract thy statement. See through thine actions, mortal. Elaborate upon the statement following.

...i spoke too much, let's pretend nothing happened

The Internet remembers all, fool. Thou canst not escape its grasps.

You can roll on the ceiling

Maybe~

I see no statements

Hehe~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

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Hehe~

Ssemouy... This is not what you think... Daikon Goddess would never worship anyone G-Goddess only loves herself like a proper Villainess

*runs off to spawn a mountain of snickerses*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ssemouy... This is not what you think... Daikon Goddess would never worship anyone G-Goddess only loves herself like a proper Villainess

*runs off to spawn a mountain of snickerses*

*drags daikon back*
No running~ And I expect that quote to be in a chapter~
Here…
*summons planet of snickers*
*seals Ssemouy’s transformation*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Foolish mortal. Thou canst not retract thy statement. See through thine actions, mortal. Elaborate upon the statement following.

I speak in truth, SsemouyOnan, did not, in fact, retract any statement of any sort. This mortal does not recall any statement such as:

...i spoke too much, let's pretend nothing happened

Nor is the above possible for SsemouyOnan to elaborate upon.

The Internet remembers all, fool. Thou canst not escape its grasps.

'Tis true, but some words can be buried within it's deepest recesses forevermore.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I speak in truth, SsemouyOnan, did not, in fact, retract any statement of any sort. This mortal does not recall any statement such as:

Nor is the above possible for SsemouyOnan to elaborate upon.

'Tis true, but some words can be buried within it's deepest recesses forevermore.

*angry stabbing*
*yeets to the Cthulhus*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Ssemouy... This is not what you think... Daikon Goddess would never worship anyone G-Goddess only loves herself like a proper Villainess

*runs off to spawn a mountain of snickerses*

Worry not, goddess daikon, I deeply respect your admiration of cute things

 

[Azure_Fog]

Worry not, goddess daikon, I deeply respect your admiration of cute things

See~ Your Rootling approves~

 

[SRB]

Why do I have a desire to become a cat again and bite people's ankles?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*drags daikon back*
No running~ And I expect that quote to be in a chapter~

dang it Danny! We've been caught! You idiot!

I-I'll canonize it, Your Stabbyness... As you wish, Your Stabbyness

Here…
*summons planet of snickers*
*seals Ssemouy’s transformation*

that works too, I guess?

Worry not, goddess daikon, I deeply respect your admiration of cute things

...y-you do? You should've said so sooner! We could've bond over admiring cute things!

See~ Your Rootling approves~

So... we've got a blessing? I don't have to carry chocolate candies around anymore?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Why do I have a desire to become a cat again and bite people's ankles?

*gives cat ears*
Put them on if you want~ otherwise you can assimilate them~

dang it Danny! We've been caught! You idiot!

I-I'll canonize it, Your Stabbyness... As you wish, Your Stabbyness

Yay~ Make sure I try to murder you after~ or just break~

So... we've got a blessing? I don't have to carry chocolate candies around anymore?

Yes~ ABANDON MATCHA!!!!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*seals Ssemouy’s transformation*

This solution is not accepted by the Villainess' Declaration - Reason: 'transformation' is not defined

*summons planet of snickers*

This, however, is.

...y-you do? You should've said so sooner! We could've bond over admiring cute things!

Eh, were you not already aware. Of course I love cute things! I keep a shrine somewhere on the school grounds, it has the sleeping face of every villain and villainess in this campus

 

[Azure_Fog]

This solution is not accepted by the Villainess' Declaration - Reason: 'transformation' is not defined

Okay fine~

Eh, were you not already aware. Of course I love cute things! I keep a shrine somewhere on the school grounds, it has the sleeping face of every villain and villainess in this campus

Do I count as a villain~? If so, I have another place to destroy~ Only Danny can see my sleeping face~

 

[SRB]

*gives cat ears*
Put them on if you want~ otherwise you can assimilate them~

Hmm. HMMMMMMM!
I have another idea.
*transforms into a cat* (don't think about where I got the cat parts to transform)
Now, where's the nearest ankles?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Yay~ Make sure I try to murder you after~ or just break~

Naturally I'm going to find a good spot between to put it. Fortunately, You're trying to kill me for half of the chapter already

Yes~ ABANDON MATCHA!!!!

...but he's my little bro I can't abandon him. He's so small. He needs his Ane-san

The fact we're fighting over this in the chapter too is quite amazing actually

Eh, were you not already aware. Of course I love cute things! I keep a shrine somewhere on the school grounds, it has the sleeping face of every villain and villainess in this campus

I'll pay you for the copy of Her Stabbyness' pics

Do I count as a villain~? If so, I have another place to destroy~ Only Danny can see my sleeping face~

That would make interesting chapter... The Villains venture to find the secret shrine with their sleeping faces

 

[Azure_Fog]

Naturally I'm going to find a good spot between to put it. Fortunately, You're trying to kill me for half of the chapter already

Happens~

I'll pay you for the copy of Her Stabbyness' pics

*stabs*