SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

WOOOO CHAOS
Me waking up every morning and opening the forums:
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We get along just fine you and i

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Mmmmm creamy, I like the Milky Chocolates and the ones with nuts.
Edit: I just realized how wrong this sounds

Too late, too late, my sweet little fox. Here's my nut... creamy and chocolatey, irresistible!

Pixy, your keen sense of greatness is unmistakable.
That's why I'm inviting you to join my distinguished ranks.
Seymour's loyalty has been... shaky, and her skills are lacking.
She's even starting to doubt my unmatched charm.
Your talent could be just what I need to invigorate my forces. How about it?

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

A suspect is presented as innocent until proven guilty, sooooo

Basically a rigged jury court, sentencing me to death. Great, just another monday then....

Pixy pulling @ArcadiaBlade by the ear for kidnapping lolies i can imagine it already

I didn't even know that there was a kidnapping attempt and I just got back from doing groceries. This goes to show that my luck really is so bad that even being a bystander in a couple's argument, I would be dragged into a problem by being bitch-slapped by some girl accidentally and having to be their mobile therapist.

 

[Ellieporter]

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Murder it is.

xXQuackmaster69Xx

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Too late, too late, my sweet little fox. Here's my nut... creamy and chocolatey, irresistible!

Pixy, your keen sense of greatness is unmistakable.
That's why I'm inviting you to join my distinguished ranks.
Seymour's loyalty has been... shaky, and her skills are lacking.
She's even starting to doubt my unmatched charm.
Your talent could be just what I need to invigorate my forces. How about it?

Hmm. I see, you want to build a harem inside the forums. Sorry, but I'm your PE Instructor.
smiles while eyes darken with malicious intent
If you don't want me to give you detention drop and give me 2 million~

 

[MidnightFox]

Too late, too late, my sweet little fox. Here's my nut... creamy and chocolatey, irresistible!

Pixy, your keen sense of greatness is unmistakable.
That's why I'm inviting you to join my distinguished ranks.
Seymour's loyalty has been... shaky, and her skills are lacking.
She's even starting to doubt my unmatched charm.
Your talent could be just what I need to invigorate my forces. How about it?

Did you start kidnapping my kin You Moss headed pervert?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Hmm. I see, you want to build a harem inside the forums. Sorry, but I'm your PE Instructor.
smiles while eyes darken with malicious intent
If you don't want me to give you detention drop and give me 2 million~

That's some cool art by the way

 

[MidnightFox]

That's some cool art by the way

It doesn't even resemble you in any way though

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Neve mind PE teacher it is.
Im gonna make those staff Sargents from the marines look like puppies heheheheh

Hans already is the pe teacher, isn't he?

xXQuackmaster69Xx

I still haven't been given the bakery which @Sola-sama promised.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

It doesn't even resemble you in any way thought

Its cool, i tried art like that but had a hard time fiddling with the tags

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Hans already is the pe teacher, isn't he?

I already checked, Hans is the teacher of class A in general. No mention of PE Instructor yet.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Hmm. I see, you want to build a harem inside the forums. Sorry, but I'm your PE Instructor.
smiles while eyes darken with malicious intent
If you don't want me to give you detention drop and give me 2 million~

Ah, your esteemed position as a professor adds an unparalleled charm to your already irresistible profile.
Who dares whisper about a harem? Pure nonsense!
I am the undisputed champion of fidelity, a paragon of monogamy.

And as a token of my devotion, I offer two million chocolates, crafted by my demonic hands, in exchange for an exclusive date... in the detention room. Imagine, just the two of us, surrounded by chocolate and the thrill of education.
Who could resist such a sweetly transgressive proposition?

 

[MidnightFox]

Hans already is the pe teacher, isn't he?

Hans is the Homeroom teacher, why do you think @ArcadiaBlade is the substitute (with no presence to speak of) So Pixy being the PE or the teacher in the gym is perfectly fine

I still haven't been given the bakery which @Sola-sama promised.

You can always rob him you know (it's the law)

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Hmm. I see, you want to build a harem inside the forums. Sorry, but I'm your PE Instructor.
smiles while eyes darken with malicious intent
If you don't want me to give you detention drop and give me 2 million~

Can I do the 2 million instead of Lord Matcha? Sure, it would be trivial for him, but I see no reason for him to dirty his hands outside of PE class.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Did you start kidnapping my kin You Moss headed pervert?

Muhahahahahah!

˝/\__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠᯽≖‿⁠≖)
/ ˝∩∩˝\ *Rubs hands mischievously*

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Matcha is like fast food junk food; everyone trashes it and speaks ill of it, but deep down, they can't resist its lasciviousness and satisfying taste.
In secret and away from prying eyes, everyone is ready to devour it.

Indeed.

Mmmmm creamy, I like the Milky Chocolates and the ones with nuts.
Edit: I just realized how wrong this sounds

No this is the most normal thing on the forum.

Context? Logic? Morality? They belong in the trash, this forum is meant for chaos

yes

WOOOO CHAOS
Me waking up every morning and opening the forums:
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Same.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Ah, your esteemed position as a professor adds an unparalleled charm to your already irresistible profile.
Who dares whisper about a harem? Pure nonsense!
I am the undisputed champion of fidelity, a paragon of monogamy.

And as a token of my devotion, I offer two million chocolates, crafted by my demonic hands, in exchange for an exclusive date... in the detention room. Imagine, just the two of us, surrounded by chocolate and the thrill of education.
Who could resist such a sweetly transgressive proposition?

@Azure_Fog can i borrow a combat knife? I have someone in mind to stab right now.

 

[MidnightFox]

@Azure_Fog can i borrow a combat knife? I have someone in mind to stab right now.

Here, just make sure to return it

 

[SRB]

Huh, a bit off topic, but did you know that the list of confidential documents includes the one about how much toilet paper the place where I work buys every month?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

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Here, just make sure to return it

Thank you!
Bonks matcha
I could've used a god punisher bullet for my Barret M82, but that would be a bit of an overkill.