SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

The thread is dead again, 3 and a half hours and nobody decided to add another 10 pages to it?

 

[LuoirM]

God have forsaken this land

 

[SRB]

*huggles*

*huggles back*

What's King Crimson?

It's a Stand, belongs to Diavolo from JoJo's Bizzare Adventure. His ability is to erase a ten-second period of time from existence.

Ships

Oh, you special boy

In my defense, it's been a tiring week.

 

[SRB]

The thread is dead again, 3 and a half hours and nobody decided to add another 10 pages to it?

If you want something done, better do it yourself

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*poke with stick* are u okay

Yes, unfortunately

 

[SRB]

Hot

Hot

Not hot

Although looking at it now... Ye, that one didn't turn out well.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I know I'm the best. Now, grab grandfather's Nagant, we're both gonna talk.

I actually got to "shoot" (with blank bullets) a Mosin-Nagant once. Felt cool as hell. Even funnier that in a group consisting of primarily boys, me and my friend (girl) were the only ones, who knew how to properly reload... The dudes didn't have enough strength to pull the lever And mom said video games won't teach me anything. He

Don't bully SRB
He's a good boy

I would never bully SRB! I wanted to add a few gifts to it

Most impressive, goddess daikon! You've went above and beyond expectations and managed to surpass Azure, even for a moment

reads rest of thread

Anyone have that apple snow white got? Please feed multiple to me, so I may sleep forever.

NO! But... but! I was even temporarily cured of my masochism!

 

[SRB]

Yes, unfortunately

*gives you a "#1 Evil Minion" mug full of coffee*

Here you go, I know you don't have a mouth, but you could enjoy the smell

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*gives you a "#1 Evil Minion" mug full of coffee*

Here you go, I know you don't have a mouth, but you could enjoy the smell

Doesn't have a mouth? what are you talking about. That's a perfectly fine looking daikon *squishes cheeks*yeah! Normal looking daikon here! What are you calling my Rootling mouthless for?

 

[SRB]

I actually got to "shoot" (with blank bullets) a Mosin-Nagant once. Felt cool as hell. Even funnier that in a group consisting of primarily boys, me and my friend (girl) were the only ones, who knew how to properly reload... The dudes didn't have enough strength to pull the lever And mom said video games won't teach me anything. He

Video games have taught me that the government cannot be trusted.

I would never bully SRB! I wanted to add a few gifts to it

Then why can't I find my radish based moonshine?

 

[SRB]

Doesn't have a mouth? what are you talking about. That's a perfectly fine looking daikon *squishes cheeks*yeah! Normal looking daikon here! What are you calling my Rootling mouthless for?

She does? *looks closer* She does! I can swear she was just a silhouette a moment ago...

Congratulations Comrade @SsemouyOnan, your strength as a minion has increased so much that people can see your face instead of a silhouette!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

NO! But... but! I was even temporarily cured of my masochism!

Yes... At the cost of two villains straying off the right wrong path.

*gives you a "#1 Evil Minion" mug full of coffee*

Here you go, I know you don't have a mouth, but you could enjoy the smell

. I would still like to fall into eternal slumber until a pure-hearted villain kisses me(on the forehead) though, just so I can brag to fellow minions that it happened.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

She does? *looks closer* She does! I can swear she was just a silhouette a moment ago...

Congratulations Comrade @SsemouyOnan, your strength as a minion has increased so much that people can see your face instead of a silhouette!

That happened a while ago, actually! Though I suspect it's a part of the reason my Villainess self is bubbling up to the surface.

 

[SRB]

. I would still like to fall into eternal slumber until a pure-hearted villain kisses me(on the forehead) though, just so I can brag to fellow minions that it happened.

Huh. So a magical apple, right? I have something better here... Three hundred-degree vodka, you'll fall asleep from it and maybe catch fire, but the probability of this is extremely low.

That happened a while ago, actually! Though I suspect it's a part of the reason my Villainess self is bubbling up to the surface.

Menacing...

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Video games have taught me that the government cannot be trusted.

True

Then why can't I find my radish based moonshine?

You had radish based moonshine? Then it wasn't there by the time I found your stash... Now I might take something as a moral damage repayment

Yes... At the cost of two villains straying off the right wrong path.

But it was just cuddling! And nobody even died or was stabbed! Oh... I can see your problem

. I would still like to fall into eternal slumber until a pure-hearted villain kisses me(on the forehead) though, just so I can brag to fellow minions that it happened.

Anybody who dares to kiss my Seymour will get a stabby stabby in the ribs

 

[Azure_Fog]

You had radish based moonshine? Then it wasn't there by the time I found your stash... Now I might take something as a moral damage repayment

Danny juices in a bottle~? Gimme some~

But it was just cuddling! And nobody even died or was stabbed! Oh... I can see your problem

*stabs*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Huh. So a magical apple, right? I have something better here... Three hundred-degree vodka, you'll fall asleep from it and maybe catch fire, but the probability of this is extremely low.

Many thanks, comrade! Bottoms up!
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[Deleted member 146224]

Danny juices in a bottle~? Gimme some~

So it wasn't you either Someone out there is craving a daikon and I'm scared

*stabs*

Ara~ Good morning to you too, Your Stabbyness Your humble servant is awake

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Many thanks, comrade! Bottoms up!


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[SRB]

Many thanks, comrade! Bottoms up!
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Huh. That was a one in a million chance. Guess she's unlucky today.