SHF High-school Fanfic

[AnonUnlimited]

-_-

 

[MidnightFox]

but with how chaotic this place is we could probably have a festival where everyone has to act normal for a day

That's probably not happening

 

[Corty]

Okay...
But what were you expecting to happen?

X

Bellyrubs.

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

That's probably not happening

yeah, Maybe no one will do it even for an hour

 

[Deleted member 76176]

Bellyrubs.

 

[Corty]

 

[SRB]

Henlo. I've gots a question.

I believe a school garden was mentioned here before. So anyone who knows more about the place, do tell me how big and dense the place is. Like is it forested or just has some random plants typical in a school? Also, if there were any important locations there, please tell me too. Many thanks!

This garden is an ever-changing place, adapting to the desires of the people who visit it.

 

[LuoirM]

but with how chaotic this place is we could probably have a festival where everyone has to act normal for a day

This would make a good chapter tbh, people just dunno how to act normal so they did it weird af, but they tried since there's a good price

"Hello friend, I am a normal person, I don't stab, don't burn, don't molest, don't sell drugs, don't destroy, don't push no one into a stasis state of death, I just study and go home like a normal student..... IGHT FUCK THIS IS TOO HARD I QUIT"

 

[Theirl]

With plenty of ventilation

 

[Nahrenne]

Bellyrubs.

'-'
I only do that for cats and kittens.

Also...why would you want that done by a knee?


X

 

[Corty]

'-'
I only do that for cats and kittens.

Also...why would you want that done by a knee?


X

why not?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

fraudulent medic

Why.....

So...a duckling?

*dodges*

A Z U R E

She is evolving....

I’m 5 feet 6 inches~ (or 167.6cm~) I will stab you repeatedly if you call me short~ (when I was last measured)

I will peck your kneecaps so hard that stepping on a lego will be like an massage when compared to the pain I will inflict upon you

I'm destined to be looked down upon for the rest of my life

As a daikon I'm 20cm long and 10cm diameter

Chmol dieko

Quantum physics is for masochists anyways.

That's why I recommend Quacktum physucs

*inhales*
We are born of the blood
Made men by the blood
Undone by the blood
Fear the Old Blood
*dies again*

But you are woman...

V E C T O R C A L C U L U S

oh lawd it follows me everywhere

I'm Taler than you I'm 169cm

I hate you

I only see the top of your heads, shorties.

I would like to give a "LOVE TAP" to your toes

Nope. You can be rough.

Doubt @LuoirM's four inches can get rough

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Henlo. I've gots a question.

I believe a school garden was mentioned here before. So anyone who knows more about the place, do tell me how big and dense the place is. Like is it forested or just has some random plants typical in a school? Also, if there were any important locations there, please tell me too. Many thanks!

It has a duck pond where I swim

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

This goddamn chikin... I'll make you pay for all my suffering

You can't pay if you are in debt.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Me when?

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

hey @Dr.Quack here ill give you bread for today ?

 

[Deleted member 41774]

It has a duck pond where I swim

Perfect. You're in. Do you like marshmallows in your bread?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

hey @Dr.Quack here ill give you bread for today ?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Perfect. You're in. Do you like marshmallows in your bread?

As long as it is bread I don care

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

marshmallows

It's marshmallow's right?