SHF High-school Fanfic

MatchaChocolate69

? Your Valentine ?
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But I was meaning others you would confess to.
>w<

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I'm taken aback; I was expecting a response like "What am I supposed to do with a heart? '-' " or "I don't like the heart, I prefer other cuts of meat. '-' " or "If I take your heart, how will you live? '-' "

You always know how to strike a chord with me.
 

SRB

:Simple Russian Boi:
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Can I add some commentary about Danny to the article~ or is that not allowed since I'm not in the club~
Sure, go ahead, we can always use the comments of a Comrade Student.
 

Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
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I beg your pardon? :blob_neutral: what slander are you brewing? This Daikon didn't do anything!
Daikons are always newsworthy~
you're going to say I tasted average, aren't you?
Sure, go ahead, we can always use the comments of a Comrade Student.
Danny is fun~ I get to stab her and eat her (in both human and Daikon forms). Take that as you will~ She tastes about average, except sometimes when she tastes pretty good~ Also, I prefer her raw~
 

SRB

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Daikons are always newsworthy~


Danny is fun~ I get to stab her and eat her (in both human and Daikon forms). Take that as you will~ She tastes about average, except sometimes when she tastes pretty good~ Also, I prefer her raw~
Well, that's useful information. @DannyTheDaikon you up for a taste test?

Actually, have you ever tried to take a bite of yourself?
 

Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
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I'm taken aback; I was expecting a response like "What am I supposed to do with a heart? '-' " or "I don't like the heart, I prefer other cuts of meat. '-' " or "If I take your heart, how will you live? '-' "

You always know how to strike a chord with me.
:sweat_smile:
Ironically...all of those thoughts did cross my mind.
However, I did genuinely mean you confessing to someone else when I said to someone.
:sweat_smile:

A major chord on a violin?
A minor chord on a cello?
A chord on a harp?
Or some other chord on a piano?
'-'

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Daikons are always newsworthy~
I knew you were my favorite Eldritch for a reason :blob_uwu:
Danny is fun~ I get to stab her and eat her (in both human and Daikon forms). Take that as you will~ She tastes about average, except sometimes when she tastes pretty good~ Also, I prefer her raw~
*blushes* I always knew you were a tsundere deep down :blob_happy:

Well, that's useful information. @DannyTheDaikon you up for a taste test?

Actually, have you ever tried to take a bite of yourself?
i do bite my tongue a lot. tgats how i know im delicious :blob_uwu:

Stop eating out my baby.

Or, well if she is into it, do go ahead. In that case take pictures, thx.
I'm sorry, mama... at the end of the day I am a degenerate :blob_no:
 

Nahrenne

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*blushes* I always knew you were a tsundere deep down :blob_happy:
'-'
DTD...I think your masochism is colouring how you perceive things...
All I'm seeing is her being sadistic.
'-'
i do bite my tongue a lot. tgats how i know im delicious :blob_uwu:
'-'
*is a little concerned about how you're committing self-cannibalism*
'-'
I'm sorry, mama... at the end of the day I am a degenerate :blob_no:
Ahh...
Only at the end of the day?
What about the rest of the day, then?
'-'

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That’s the second time someone said that!! More stabs for you then~
aghhh... I-I'm sorry *spits blood* I didn't mean to offend you,Your Stabbyness *spits more blood* *dies*:blob_ghost:
'-'
DTD...I think your masochism is colouring how you perceive things...
All I'm seeing is her being sadistic.
'-'
It's because you are a wonderful pure soul with a heart of gold :blob_aww: I'm too degenerate to see the truth, indeed :blob_no:
'-'
*is a little concerned about how you're committing self-cannibalism*
'-'
I grow back :blob_uwu: no need to worry
Ahh...
Only at the end of the day?
What about the rest of the day, then?
'-'

X
during the day I am pure and innocent soul

Okay~ *insert several pictures of sentient radishes in both radish and human form being eaten in various ways*
*gasps* kyaaa~ don't share them publicly!
 
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