SHF High-school Fanfic

[Conqueror_Quack]

I am not a looser!

Or... what L-word? Ligma?

We don't say the L-word due to the dragon

 

[Deleted member 146224]

'-'
I mean...you said you weren't the sharpest tool...so...
Doesn't that mean you've let others use you a lot?

Only a few chosen ones are allowed to use this daikon! I'm not giving myself away to just about anyone!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I would like to submit a scoop to your club @Simple_Russian_Boi

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

Danny woke up in the garden

Spoiler: -⁠ᄒ⁠ᴥ⁠ᄒ⁠-

Danny got caught by azz fog

Spoiler: ╏⁠ ⁠”⁠ ⁠⊚⁠ ͟⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠⊚⁠ ⁠”⁠ ⁠╏

Danny is going to get stabbed by Ms.Stabbery

Spoiler: "(⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)"

Danny escapes from the hidden base

Spoiler: (⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪

Danny who escaped from asure due to the sun is now being chased by hello hound , who wants to chomp her

Spoiler: (⁠┛⁠ಸ⁠_⁠ಸ⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Danny woke up in the garden

Spoiler: -⁠ᄒ⁠ᴥ⁠ᄒ⁠-

Danny got caught by azz fog

Spoiler: ╏⁠ ⁠”⁠ ⁠⊚⁠ ͟⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠⊚⁠ ⁠”⁠ ⁠╏

Danny is going to get stabbed by Ms.Stabbery

Spoiler: "(⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)"

I hope you don't sleep, Ducky, otherwise there's a chance you won't wake up ever again

 

[MidnightFox]

As one of the main suspect, I'm deeply ashamed and angry at this accusation
But as a member of the photography club...

Anything and everything can be used against your in the court of law, do you plead guilty or do you plead guilty?

 

[Corty]

Well here's the thing, i heard from @Simple_Russian_Boi that @LuoirM and @ArcadiaBlade were drinking together in the dorms and while the both of them were drunk one of them ate a sex change pill by accident, and once they found out about the matter Arcadia Blade used his power and transferred the baby into @Corty womb

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

She means that you are now a teenage surrogate mother instead of a teenage mother .

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I hope you don't sleep, Ducky, otherwise there's a chance you won't wake up ever again

You think i sleep when there is potential bread to be found and eaten

 

[Theirl]

Well here's the thing, i heard from @Simple_Russian_Boi that @LuoirM and @ArcadiaBlade were drinking together in the dorms and while the both of them were drunk one of them ate a sex change pill by accident, and once they found out about the matter Arcadia Blade used his power and transferred the baby into @Corty womb

From my understanding its 99%, @LuoirM r, but i garantee u corty is better of alone

 

[Deleted member 146224]

You think i sleep when there is potential bread to be found and eaten

Oh right, I forgot that in your relationship Sled is the one who sleeps. Even better. I can feed you some delicious bread, Ducky ?

 

[Nahrenne]

Only a few chosen ones are allowed to use this daikon! I'm not giving myself away to just about anyone!

I never said everyone used you.
Just that you've been used a lot.
'-'
Sometimes, someone who gets used a lot doesn't realise they are being used by someone.

Like how you're being used as free labour by planting tons of daikon radishes in a garden.

It means that you are the butt of a joke.
'-'

X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I never said everyone used you.
Just that you've been used a lot.
'-'
Sometimes, someone who gets used a lot doesn't realise they are being used by someone.

Like how you're being used as free labour by planting tons of daikon radishes in a garden.

But... But it's for Mama Mama said that we need money, cuz no papa
It's okay, If it's for mama it's okay

It means that you are the butt

@Corty Nahrenne says you're an ass

 

[LuoirM]

Anything and everything can be used against your in the court of law, do you plead guilty or do you plead guilty?

I plead to pay child support, your honor.

As a wise black man once said: The more baby momma, the more power.

 

[Nahrenne]

But... But it's for Mama Mama said that we need money, cuz no papa
It's okay, If it's for mama it's okay

How do you earn money from doing free labour?

@Corty Nahrenne says you're an ass

When did I say they were a donkey?


X

 

[Corty]

Nahrenne says you're an ass

When did I say they were a donkey?

Sthap the bullying.

 

[Nahrenne]

Sthap the bullying.

'-'
*collects the tears and waters @DannyTheDaikon with them*
Here's some sustenance for the misunderstanding you caused.

*can't be bothered dealing with someone who doesn't look at the whole picture*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

How do you earn money from doing free labour?

When did I say they were a donkey?


X

What's a donkey?

 

[Nahrenne]

What's a donkey?

A four-legged mammal that bears a cross on its back to symbolise it carrying Jesus.
'-'

X

 

[Deleted member 146224]

'-'
*collects the tears and waters @DannyTheDaikon with them*
Here's some sustenance for the misunderstanding you caused.

*can't be bothered dealing with someone who doesn't look at the whole picture*

No, Nahrenne! Come back! Forgive me! I was just joking! I beg for your forgiveness!