SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

Thinking straight is overrated anyway

Agreed~

 

[Nahrenne]

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝?
(⁠⁠⁠✿?,ᆺ?) I can't think straight anymore...

You've been bent?


X

 

[RepresentingSilence]

vanish into a book across the school, as it continues along its wanderings.

With glee in your heart you think you've escaped to continue your wanderings
as you flutter about from here to there suddenly the walls and floor stop moving
confused you flutter your wings to continue moving but no matter how much you try you don't move from where you were
Suddenly a callused hand closes around your body
You freeze in terror and hear a voice whisper to you
despite it's low volume it shakes you to the very core of your being
"Oh look a little intruder slipped in and made a mess" you finally turn your head to see the janitor and a red mop and blue bucket leaning against the wall "now you're going to clean it up" your wings begin to shift painfully into feathered hands the janitor with his freehand holding a pair of tongs grabs the mop and loosening one of your wing/hands and shoves the mop into it

Suddenly your standing in the hallway you've become the size of a human and you CAN'T STOP MOPPING your wing/hands start hurting and bleeding the janitor shoves the blue bucket to your talon "have fun" the janitor turns around and walks away whistling a haunting tune

 

[Nahrenne]

With glee in your heart you think you've escaped to continue your wanderings
as you flutter about from here to there suddenly the walls and floor stop moving
confused you flutter your wings to continue moving but no matter how much you try you don't move from where you were
Suddenly a callused hand closes around your body
You freeze in terror and hear a voice whisper to you
despite it's low volume it shakes you to the very core of your being
"Oh look a little intruder slipped in and made a mess" you finally turn your head to see the janitor and a red mop and blue bucket leaning against the wall "now you're going to clean it up" your wings begin to shift painfully into feathered hands the janitor with his freehand holding a pair of tongs grabs the mop and loosening one of your wing/hands and shoves the mop into it

Suddenly your standing in the hallway you've become the size of a human and you CAN'T STOP MOPPING your wing/hands start hurting and bleeding the janitor shoves the blue bucket to your talon "have fun" the janitor turns around and walks away whistling a haunting tune

'-'
*offers a slice of white stilton, spring onion, and pea tart to you*
*it has tomatoes on top*

X

 

[Notadate]

*I proceed to dab and jump out the window*

 

[Notadate]

“This conversation has ended” I screamed before dying

 

[RepresentingSilence]

'-'
*offers a slice of white stilton, spring onion, and pea tart to you*
*it has tomatoes on top*

X

The janitor looks at the offered food strangely "Uh thanks?" *Sniffs it shrugs and eats it "you're a nice girl don't let the others get to you" he pats you on the head and walks away whistling a lovely tune that makes you think of your grandpa

 

[Azure_Fog]

Suddenly your standing in the hallway you've become the size of a human and you CAN'T STOP MOPPING your wing/hands start hurting and bleeding the janitor shoves the blue bucket to your talon "have fun" the janitor turns around and walks away whistling a haunting tune

Ehehehe~ Join me in hell~

 

[FlutterOfCrows]

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ehehe~

 

[quagma]

You'll probably have some pain where you usually poop as well. Lots of pain.

ah, the ol' poop n' scoop, classic prank

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Thinking straight is overrated anyway

Yes, become gay.

“This conversation has ended” I screamed before dying

Likable.

 

[Notadate]

Yes, become gay.

Likable.

Agreeable

 

[SRB]

The janitor looks at the offered food strangely "Uh thanks?" *Sniffs it shrugs and eats it "you're a nice girl don't let the others get to you" he pats you on the head and walks away whistling a lovely tune that makes you think of your grandpa

I think she gave the food to the little birdie. You're not a bird. At least for now.

 

[RepresentingSilence]

I think she gave the food to the little birdie. You're not a bird. At least for now.

If it was for the bird why was she responding to me???

 

[Corty]

Attention, please, I am in a dilemma!​

@Theirl made some amazing school paper images.

How should I post them? I can't decide, so please vote:

How to publish SHHS's newspaper? - StrawPoll

What is your opinion? Vote now: Put it into Author Notes at the end of chapters., Give them their own chapter!, Only add them to the glossary., Something else (comment in the thread)

strawpoll.com

I am adding this to the update list on the 2nd post.

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Attention, please, I am in a dilemma!​

@Theirl made some amazing school paper images.

How should I post them? I can't decide, so please vote:

How to publish SHHS's newspaper? - StrawPoll

What is your opinion? Vote now: Put it into Author Notes at the end of chapters., Give them their own chapter!, Only add them to the glossary., Something else (comment in the thread)

strawpoll.com

I am adding this to the update list on the 2nd post.

I can see it now one of the Eldritch beings wearing a flat cap floating over a milk crate shouting "extra extra read all about it" in a terrible British street urchin accent

 

[Azure_Fog]

I can see it now one of the Eldritch beings wearing a flat cap floating over a milk crate shouting "extra extra read all about it" in a terrible British street urchin accent

Hehe~ That’d be fun, but I’m not in the club.

Attention, please, I am in a dilemma!​

@Theirl made some amazing school paper images.

How should I post them? I can't decide, so please vote:

How to publish SHHS's newspaper? - StrawPoll

What is your opinion? Vote now: Put it into Author Notes at the end of chapters., Give them their own chapter!, Only add them to the glossary., Something else (comment in the thread)

strawpoll.com

I am adding this to the update list on the 2nd post.

I’d say they should get their own chapter if there’s a lot of pages~ otherwise just at the end is fine~

 

[Corty]

If I give them their own chapter, it will be an extra chapter, coming in between two numbered ones, I think if that is all fine with you all.

 

[Azure_Fog]

If I give them their own chapter, it will be an extra chapter, coming in between two numbered ones, I think if that is all fine with you all.

Sounds fine to me~