SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 41774]

I am currently in a loli form.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of Blue Archive players suddenly cried out in uogh--

 

[Corty]

So...? Was you being a loli supposed to turn me off or sum

I need an adult.

Are you trying to get all of us in jail or is that only reserved for @LuoirM ?

Yes.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of Blue Archive players suddenly cried out in uogh--

Luckily, I am a weeb who is free of gacha addictions. I only know that the big boobed blonde bunny girl is from there and I like her doujins.

 

[LuoirM]

I need an adult

I technically am babe

 

[Corty]

I technically am babe

*I need a responsible adult.

 

[MidnightFox]

I technically am babe

Hmm... Doubt it

 

[MidnightFox]

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of Blue Archive players suddenly cried out in uogh--

And the master mind appears

 

[LuoirM]

Hmm... Doubt it

Well I'm turning 18 in like 20 days, I'm going to try and crank out as much sexual jokes as possible until the day I can be held responsible by law

 

[MidnightFox]

Well I'm turning 18 in like 20 days, I'm going to try and crank out as much sexual jokes as possible until the day I can be held responsible by law

You mean penetrated by the Law

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I do not have holes... Until you make them, I guess

My point definitely stands.

Plus, it annoys some of you, so I am now cooking up a chapter to make it canonized. I'm gonna be smol.

So there will be 1.5 lol is in the story?

Luckily, I am a weeb who is free of gacha addictions. I only know that the big boobed blonde bunny girl is from there and I like her doujins.

Well it should be a lolicon paradise?

 

[Deleted member 41774]

I only know that the big boobed blonde bunny girl is from there and I like her doujins.

Bless her for making the game explode--

And the master mind appears

Me liking lolis?

 

[Corty]

Well I'm turning 18 in like 20 days, I'm going to try and crank out as much sexual jokes as possible until the day I can be held responsible by law

Wait. Is that an uno reverse card move or something? Are you trying to get me jailed?

Well it should be a lolicon paradise?

Every gacha game pulls in two kinds of people:

1. Whales who will shit on you with their superior disposable income
2. People who can't even afford games on sale, that is why they play free2play games and tell themselves it is fine, sometimes dropping a few bucks on it on pulls.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I am currently in a loli form.

Would you like to take a ride on this elevator? It's for science, trust

 

[MidnightFox]

Me liking lolis?

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It was a reference to something else care to guess what?

 

[Corty]

Would you like to take a ride on this elevator? It's for science, trust

Where are we going, Onee-san?

 

[LuoirM]

Wait. Is that an uno reverse card move or something? Are you trying to get me jailed?

If you behave and bring some drinks tonite no one has to know babe ;)

 

[Deleted member 41774]

It was a reference to something else care to guess what?

Surprise me~

 

[Deleted member 76176]

Where are we going, Onee-san?

I'm gonna take you to my home, ok? Do you like candy? Big sister has many plushies, toys, cute clothes, and make up kits you can play with! And I can cook anything you'd like. No homeworks~

 

[RepresentingSilence]

Well I'm turning 18 in like 20 days, I'm going to try and crank out as much sexual jokes as possible until the day I can be held responsible by law

If a 17 year old were to do anything to anyone under the age of like 14 they'd almost definitely be charged as an adult

 

[MidnightFox]

Surprise me~

Do you like my surprise~

 

[Deleted member 41774]

Do you like my surprise~

Ohhhhhh~

But I'll refrain from looking at that. Don't wanna spoil myself.

I'll wait for it to be published in the main site for best experience.