SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

Ah, you must've been scammed then, a legit one retroactively applies to all timelines, even those that may or may not exist

Yes but I also transcend timelines…

 

[SRB]

As all timelines merged in SHHS, there is only one. And it gets straightened out and fixed every day by the Headmaster.

Poor Tony, he has so much work.

 

[RepresentingDesire]

Paul is one of those reality benders from SCP(I think one is Dr. Clef?)

Well yes but one that is unaware and he is writing everything. (Dr. Clef shouldn't be one, he is mind trapped in a accessory and everyone that wears it gets his mind implemented.)

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Hhmm....

Name: Archie
Occupation: A librarian who works at the school.
Bio: Shark-man / Merfolk
Info: Always at the library never appears to go home, lurks amongst the bookshelf and appears out of nowhere. Constantly updating library walls with new posters.

Sometimes claims to be an ex-marine biologist, and thinks wrongly that it relates to being a marine. But he is neither a marine nor a marine biologist.

Also, even though he is a shark man he knows next to nothing about marine biology and gets most sea facts wrong. Usually, he just makes up answers on the spot, with a 30% chance of being vague enough that the answer is correct.

Can't swim. Often forgets he has gills.

 

[MidnightFox]

Hhmm....

Name: Archie
Occupation: A librarian who works at the school.
Bio: Shark-man / Merfolk
Info: Always at the library never appears to go home, lurks amongst the bookshelf and appears out of nowhere. Constantly updating library walls with new posters.

Sometimes claims to be an ex-marine biologist, and thinks wrongly that it relates to being a marine. But he is neither a marine nor a marine biologist.

Also, even though he is a shark man he knows next to nothing about marine biology and gets most sea facts wrong. Usually, he just makes up answers on the spot, with a 30% chance of being vague enough that the answer is correct.

Can't swim. Often forgets he has gills.

Why do i feel like this is the place where @Sleds sleeps comfortably only to get eaten by the Shark man Librarian?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Hhmm....

Name: Archie
Occupation: A librarian who works at the school.
Bio: Shark-man / Merfolk
Info: Always at the library never appears to go home, lurks amongst the bookshelf and appears out of nowhere. Constantly updating library walls with new posters.

Sometimes claims to be an ex-marine biologist, and thinks wrongly that it relates to being a marine. But he is neither a marine nor a marine biologist.

Also, even though he is a shark man he knows next to nothing about marine biology and gets most sea facts wrong. Usually, he just makes up answers on the spot, with a 30% chance of being vague enough that the answer is correct.

Can't swim. Often forgets he has gills.

Welcome to the stab list.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Hhmm....

Name: Archie
Occupation: A librarian who works at the school.
Bio: Shark-man / Merfolk
Info: Always at the library never appears to go home, lurks amongst the bookshelf and appears out of nowhere. Constantly updating library walls with new posters.

Sometimes claims to be an ex-marine biologist, and thinks wrongly that it relates to being a marine. But he is neither a marine nor a marine biologist.

Also, even though he is a shark man he knows next to nothing about marine biology and gets most sea facts wrong. Usually, he just makes up answers on the spot, with a 30% chance of being vague enough that the answer is correct.

Can't swim. Often forgets he has gills.

Skill: Can spam an infinite number of memes.

 

[Deleted member 1244]

Welcome to the stab list.

Well... I do love sushi...

 

[Azure_Fog]

Well... I do love sushi...

Ah… okay let me edit my chapter so I turn you into sushi…

 

[SRB]

Ah… okay let me edit my chapter so I turn you into sushi…

Can I have some? You can even stab me if that'll get me some sushi.

 

[LuoirM]

Hhmm....

Name: Archie
Occupation: A librarian who works at the school.
Bio: Shark-man / Merfolk
Info: Always at the library never appears to go home, lurks amongst the bookshelf and appears out of nowhere. Constantly updating library walls with new posters.

Sometimes claims to be an ex-marine biologist, and thinks wrongly that it relates to being a marine. But he is neither a marine nor a marine biologist.

Also, even though he is a shark man he knows next to nothing about marine biology and gets most sea facts wrong. Usually, he just makes up answers on the spot, with a 30% chance of being vague enough that the answer is correct.

Can't swim. Often forgets he has gills.

Would

 

[Azure_Fog]

Can I have some? You can even stab me if that'll get me some sushi.

Okay~

 

[SRB]

Would

What type of creature someone has to be for you to say "wouldn't"?

 

[RepresentingSilence]

@Redemit do you accept helping you clean the school for your permission to continue my pharmaceutical career?

If you could guarantee that your drugs do NOT cause brain mould/rot zombification doesn't open psychedelic portals for machine elves to tap dance through and will not summon demonic dust mites and any users and dealers keep out of the walls and ceilings and ventilation system

I wouldn't even have any real problems with it in the first place if you'd kids would willingly clean up after yourselves you can do whatever you want

maybe I'd finally have time for a real lunch break and can finally smoke this cigar I've been carrying around for the last 38,202 semesters/timeloops

 

[Azure_Fog]

keep out of the walls and ceilings and ventilation system

But what about the three people who live there?

 

[RepresentingSilence]

But what about the three people who live there?

They're not brain mould/rot zombies and don't shit and piss everywhere

Also there's far more than 3

 

[LuoirM]

What type of creature someone has to be for you to say "wouldn't"?

Interesting question....................
Probably a floating eyeball or a literal animal

 

[SsemouyOnan]

If you could guarantee that your drugs do NOT cause brain mould/rot zombification doesn't open psychedelic portals for machine elves to tap dance through and will not summon demonic dust mites and any users and dealers keep out of the walls and ceilings and ventilation system

I wouldn't even have any real problems with it in the first place if you'd kids would willingly clean up after yourselves you can do whatever you want

maybe I'd finally have time for a real lunch break and can finally smoke this cigar I've been carrying around for the last 38,202 semesters/timeloops

As a regular user of Rhaps' Fairy Dust and Magic crystals™, I can confirm that my brain has neither rotted nor turned into a zombie, nor have there been psychedelic portals containing tapdancing machine elves in particular, and I am quite sure I haven't had any demonic dust mites as a direct effect of the drugs.

...I cannot however, guarantee that I am not within the walls and ceilings of campus grounds.

 

[Azure_Fog]

They're not brain mould/rot zombies and don't shit and piss everywhere

Also there's far more than 3

Hmmm~? I’ve only counted three but I don’t see everything.

 

[Rhaps]

If you could guarantee that your drugs do NOT cause brain mould/rot zombification doesn't open psychedelic portals for machine elves to tap dance through and will not summon demonic dust mites and any users and dealers keep out of the walls and ceilings and ventilation system

I wouldn't even have any real problems with it in the first place if you'd kids would willingly clean up after yourselves you can do whatever you want

maybe I'd finally have time for a real lunch break and can finally smoke this cigar I've been carrying around for the last 38,202 semesters/timeloops

Aah, then you have to consult Matcha for that.

As all of my products, by extension @Kureous , only effect the physical well-being of our customer.