SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

You're surrounded by boobs that's what happening and you gotta pose for the camera like a Nigerian prince

How do they even pose?! I never seen these pictures!

 

[LuoirM]

If you say so, then I'm in heat.

I asked for body heat like tempature not if you're horny... But I'm glad for the clarification

 

[LuoirM]

How do they even pose?! I never seen these pictures!

Just sit back on a throne while girls feed you grapes and one fan you then one hugging your legs and what not

 

[SRB]

But you are so tasty.

I taste like vodka 60% of the time and like soviet gunpowder the other 40%!
*licks hand to test*
See! Black tea with honey!
...
Fuck!

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

I'm almost afraid to ask what are you doing...

*Stares at you in anticipation of what you're going to do*

*** Gets distracted and chases after a stray butterfly***

 

[SRB]

*** Gets distracted and chases after a stray butterfly***
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*breathes out in relief*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I'd never NTR you, Ane-san! Our relationship means more to me!
Besides, I see my sister-in-law only as a talking knife. Total repulsion. Don't worry!

I'm sorry Matcha-kun, it's an instinctive reaction from being an Eternal Symbiote It was stronger than me

Who the fuck doesn't want to be a loli.

Me ಠ_ಠ

She should learn how polygamy functions and don't you know what a knife can do to you?

Polygamy works with marriages not with Eternal Eldritch Symbiotes

 

[MidnightFox]

Thanks...

You're welcome *while playing with your tail*

please, no. She'll know. She always knows

She won't know cuz i convinced Reina and Ria to share some of their knowledge on cooking and recipes to distract her

 

[RepresentingDesire]

I asked for body heat like tempature not if you're horny... But I'm glad for the clarification

My temperature is still high but I think this makes our time together the most comfortable.

I taste like vodka 60% of the time and like soviet gunpowder the other 40%!
*licks hand to test*
See! Black tea with honey!
...
Fuck!

Tasty all the same.

Polygamy works with marriages not with Eternal Eldritch Symbiotes

That's just a matter of perspective.

 

[SRB]

Just sit back on a throne while girls feed you grapes and one fan you then one hugging your legs and what not

I am currently a loli, if you can't tell. How would I even climb up on a throne?!

You're welcome *while playing with your tail*

D-don't touch my tail please...

She won't know cuz i convinced Reina and Ria to share some of their knowledge on cooking and recipes to distract her

No... No, no, no-no-no! I must resist! Vodka can't control my life!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Loli's do have their own problems~

Try not being able to take your little sister on a roller coaster because you look too young (and having to show your i.d.), or getting pulled over because you look too young~

True stories that happen(s/ed) to my sister...

I feel bad for her...

OOC: A while ago a policeman came to me, because my neighbors were being morons. At the end of our conversation, he asked me to call my parents, because I'm underage and he needs to note down some information.

I'm 29 ಠ_ಠ

 

[LuoirM]

My temperature is still high but I think this makes our time together the most comfortable.

*rest head on ye stomach, silently purr*
It's like a sauna

 

[SRB]

OOC: A while ago a policeman came to me, because my neighbors were being morons. At the end of our conversation, he asked me to call my parents, because I'm underage and he needs to note down some information.

I'm 29 ಠ_ಠ

OOC: almost all my Eldritch children and grandchildren are older than me irl
That's a strange thought.

 

[LuoirM]

I'm 29 ಠ_ಠ

Me ಠ_ಠ

Probably because you're already a loli. Those whom had the power don't estimate its smh

 

[SRB]

*rest head on ye stomach, silently purr*
It's like a sauna

You're a bird right now, the dice said so.

 

[LuoirM]

You're a bird right now, the dice said so.

There's gotta be a crow out there that purr

 

[SRB]

There's gotta be a crow out there that purr

Crows can repeat almost any sounds they hear, like parrots. I remember a case when a crow could say hello and fuck off

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

OOC: A while ago a policeman came to me, because my neighbors were being morons. At the end of our conversation, he asked me to call my parents, because I'm underage and he needs to note down some information.

I'm 29 ಠ_ಠ

***glomps*** There there~ Let's not think of those unfortunate things~

 

[LuoirM]

Crows can repeat almost any sounds they hear, like parrots. I remember a case when a crow could say hello and fuck off

*re-rest on Voidris's stomach*

Stacy are you filming porn again.

 

[MidnightFox]

D-don't touch my tail please...

To late for that

No... No, no, no-no-no! I must resist! Vodka can't control my life!

your resistance is cute, but you sure you don't need the vodka? they call me the White Mischief for a reason you know

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