SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

They will steal your lower torso. They don't fuck around.

Inb4 half the school is missing their lower torso

 

[RepresentingDesire]

its being derailed since the second page actually.

The first post hadn't anything to do with the entire project.

They are raccoon bandits who will be making you pant as they will be running away from you .

lol

Bad Cortney! Bad Cortney! Innocence must be preserved

No, it's meant to be destroyed.

They will steal your lower torso. They don't fuck around.

I like them.

 

[Deleted member 41774]

"Mission 4: No Drinks!

Break into the infirmary and confiscate all of Ran-Ron's illegally stored booze. Any method is allowed, and no damages will be considered.

ANY METHOD ALLOWED.

@Ran-Ron guess we have a party and get rid of every evidence.

 

[Deleted member 76176]

To Eldritch abominations!

 

[SRB]

"Mission 4: No Drinks!

Break into the infirmary and confiscate all of Ran-Ron's illegally stored booze. Any method is allowed, and no damages will be considered.

ANY METHOD ALLOWED.

@Ran-Ron guess we have a party and get rid of every evidence.

You do know, that Ran-Ron isn't the only one with booze? Right?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

You do know, that Ran-Ron isn't the only one with booze? Right?

I have some in one of my secret stashes too

 

[RepresentingDesire]

To Eldritch abominations!View attachment 24555

I love it~

You do know, that Ran-Ron isn't the only one with booze? Right?

*averts eye(s)

 

[RepresentingPride]

You do know, that Ran-Ron isn't the only one with booze? Right?

I ain't gonna drink with a Russian boi eldritch who steal fingers at every occassion.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I ain't gonna drink with a Russian boi eldritch who steal fingers at every occassion.

Getting drunk with a Russian is an once in an lifetime opportunity.

 

[SRB]

I ain't gonna drink with a Russian boi eldritch who steal fingers at every occassion.

I can steal other body parts, if that's a problem.

... Could make myself a human body out of them, now that I think about it. Comrades, you got any spare bodies lying around?

 

[Corty]

You do know, that Ran-Ron isn't the only one with booze? Right?

Want to be added to the list? Because this is how you get onto the list.

 

[Deleted member 41774]

Comrades, you got any spare bodies lying around?

I have a stash of artificial ballsacks--

 

[SRB]

Want to be added to the list? Because this is how you get onto the list.

I'm not already on the list? Add me right now!

Also, what list are we talking about? I missed some things.

 

[RepresentingPride]

Getting drunk with a Russian is an once in an lifetime opportunity.

You mean the opportunity to lying on the floor due to being drunk asf, while the russian look at you continuing his drink like it's water?

I can steal other body parts, if that's a problem.

... Could make myself a human body out of them, now that I think about it. Comrades, you got any spare bodies lying around?

I can give you a duck! Do you want to be a duck?

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

I can give you a duck! Do you want to be a duck?

*Fuck

 

[RepresentingPride]

I'm not already on the list? Add me right now!

Also, what list are we talking about? I missed some things.

It's on the two last pages, Corty give us some prompts.

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

If @RepresentingEnvy is envy and @Sleds is sloth then who are the rest?

 

[SRB]

I have a stash of artificial ballsacks--

Won't work, needs to be the real deal, sadly. Doesn't matter if it's dead, tho.

You mean the opportunity to lying on the floor due to being drunk asf, while the russian look at you continuing his drink like it's water?

Isn't that the part of the fun?

I can give you a duck! Do you want to be a duck?

Being a duck would be handy sometimes.

 

[RepresentingPride]

*Fuck

did I misspell it?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

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