SHF High-school Fanfic

[ShizukiIchino]

Outlaw Star

Anon

 

[Nolff]

rlx im too weak to help u in any helpfull way but if u really really need help just call me since u are new i will help u once or twice if ican, but im just a human so theres things i cant help u with

Basically, you can't help me with this?

 

[Theirl]

Basically, you can't help me with this?

Yes

 

[Nolff]

Yes

 

[ShizukiIchino]

rlx im too weak to help u in any helpfull way but if u really really need help just call me since u are new i will help u once or twice if ican, but im just a human so theres things i cant help u with

I sometimes wonder, how could you still sane.

 

[SRB]

I sometimes wonder, how could you still sane.

Same. Theirl could be humanity's new Emperor with the sheer will he has.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

I'm a moron, and a moron only stands on the sideline.

*butt-stabs you with knife*

It's been a week, and you were blocking me in the sidelines like a moron, so there!

 

[Nolff]

*butt-stabs you with knife*

It's been a week, and you were blocking me in the sidelines like a moron, so there!

What the fu-

OUCH!

Ay', I didn't even blacklist ya, stupid scoundrel!

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

no no u are doing fine
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*butt-stabs with knife*

The picture made me do it, okay? It's not because you're a moron like that one guy that blocked me on the sidelines earlier. I just felt stabby. No hard feelings.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

What the fu-

OUCH!

Ay', I didn't even blacklist ya, stupid scoundrel!

Then try not to be a moron.

 

[Nolff]

Then try not to be a moron.

Fine!!!

Ouch... That still hurts.


You know, your stabs felt a little personal somehow... Let me teach you how to stab unpersonally

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

Fine!!!

Ouch... That still hurts.


You know, your stabs felt a little personal somehow... Let me teach you how to stab unpersonally

My stabs aren't really personal in the sense that there's any ulterior motives behind them. They're just a reflex.

 

[SRB]

My stabs aren't really personal in the sense that there's any ulterior motives behind them. They're just a reflex.

*throws a bottle of vodka at you*

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

*throws a bottle of vodka at you*

*butt-stabs bottle into pieces* See what I mean? Just a reflex.

 

[SRB]

*butt-stabs bottle into pieces* See what I mean? Just a reflex.

I see. Your ability has given a butt to a bottle. Interesting.

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

I see. Your ability has given a butt to a bottle. Interesting.

Yes. Hence, the idiom: ". . . tear you a new asshole."

 

[Nolff]

My stabs aren't really personal in the sense that there's any ulterior motives behind them. They're just a reflex.

*butt-stabs bottle into pieces* See what I mean? Just a reflex.

I see. Your ability has given a butt to a bottle. Interesting.

That is a thing that should not be appreciated, really.

I mean, does butt has bottl- Ehem. Does a bottle has a butt?

 

[Fox-Trot-9]

That is a thing that should not be appreciated, really.

I mean, does butt has bottl- Ehem. Does a bottle has a butt?

It's in the letters, bro. The word, 'bottle,' has an 'o' in it that looks like the 'o' in 'butthole' and even looks like a butthole. The letters 'bott' and 'butt' are similar, in which I stabbed the 'o' and created a 'u,' thereby stabbing a 'butt' into a 'bottle.' Does that make sense?

 

[Theirl]

*butt-stabs with knife*

The picture made me do it, okay? It's not because you're a moron like that one guy that blocked me on the sidelines earlier. I just felt stabby. No hard feelings.

thats okay now get me to the enfermary please

 

[Theirl]

I sometimes wonder, how could you still sane.

getting a hella lot of drunk