SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

The Eldritch Family Mansion.

Will you finally grow out of being a loli once the renovation's over only one way to know

 

[SRB]

Will you finally grow out of being a loli once the renovation's over only one way to know

No I won't. I'm pretty comfy the way I am right now.

Did you know that Matcha is weak to puppy eyes? I got so much chocolate from him, it's incredible.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Nolff]

*Yoinks popcorn*

Sup b.

 

[Nolff]

I can finally drive my leopard 2a7 inside the mansion and not have it constantly rust away outside

Don't that mean your Leopard will corrode over time when you're driving in the Mansion? I mean, the water sure does some slowburn chemical damage.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*Yoinks popcorn*

Sup b.

*pumps SPAS-12 and puts it into semi auto mode*

YOU BETTER GIVE THAT BACK

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Don't that mean your Leopard will corrode over time when you're driving in the Mansion? I mean, the water sure does some slowburn chemical damage.

Have you ever seen how the M1 Abrams is washed?

 

[Nolff]

*pumps SPAS-12 and puts it into semi auto mode*

YOU BETTER GIVE THAT BACK

Nah b, I was just collecting some tax on yo food.

*Click clacks a Mac-10*

Have you ever seen how the M1 Abrams is washed?

Nyope, I never did.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Nyope, I never did.

They basically give it a big bathtub while spraying with fire hoses. Its kinda cute to see.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

They basically give it a big bathtub while spraying with fire hoses. Its kinda cute to see.

of course this is for their home bases in the us. The abrams overseas give a quick wash down with hoses

 

[Nolff]

They basically give it a big bathtub while spraying with fire hoses. Its kinda cute to see.

Wait, you say zhey spit flammenwerfer?

of course this is for their home bases in the us. The abrams overseas give a quick wash down with hoses

What-

 

[Nolff]

Also, Pixy, you've seen the remixes I've made?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Also, Pixy, you've seen the remixes I've made?

nope

 

[Nolff]

nope

Ahh, crape.

 

[MidnightFox]

Ahh, crape.

* @FlutterOfCrows happens to be passing by as you said that and a book with the following title "Idiots guide to morals and common sense" lands on your face and breaks your nose*

 

[Nolff]

* @FlutterOfCrows happens to be passing by as you said that and a book with the following title "Idiots guide to morals and common sense" lands on your face and breaks your nose*

*Casually starts spitting out tracks after breaking mah nostril*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Yep. And we're fixing the floorboards.

Time to break them again ~

Did you know that Matcha is weak to puppy eyes? I got so much chocolate from him, it's incredible.

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[MidnightFox]

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Azure went silent this reply was supper effective ?

Did you know that Matcha is weak to puppy eyes? I got so much chocolate from him, it's incredible.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

<fascinating>

<nothing has changed>

 

[MidnightFox]

<fascinating>

<nothing has changed>

<The more things change, the more they stay the same my feline friend>