SHF High-school Fanfic

[Deleted member 146224]

No, that would mean that Wa- the man in the white hat would have one ally less... Or she could be a spy.

We could do your KGB style brainwashing parenting to make her a perfect spy for us

 

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We could do your KGB style brainwashing parenting to make her a perfect spy for us

No, we're out of heroes as it is, and I really don't want to release my alter ego, because that's boring and wouldn't work with the story.

 

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We could do your KGB style brainwashing parenting to make her a perfect spy for us

And you think that my parenting is bad enough to call it brainwashing?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

No, we're out of heroes as it is, and I really don't want to release my alter ego, because that's boring and wouldn't work with the story.

Ehh... fiiiiineeeee.... Then you have to accept having only this many grandkids for now

And you think that my parenting is bad enough to call it brainwashing?

...n-no Of course not! Mama! You are the best mama ever!

 

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Ehh... fiiiiineeeee.... Then you have to accept having only this many grandkids for now

I can live with that.

...n-no Of course not! Mama! You are the best mama ever!

Why did you stutter? Am I a bad mother? Did I do something wrong?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I can live with that.

Why did you stutter? Am I a bad mother? Did I do something wrong?

It's j-just a thing that I have n-now sometimes, mama I guess A-Azure stabbed my brain too many times

 

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For some reason I think something will happen. I do not know what.

It's j-just a thing that I have n-now sometimes, mama I guess A-Azure stabbed my brain too many times

Wha-! And you didn't say that sooner?!
*heals brain*
*hugs*
Please tell me if something like this happens again!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

For some reason I think something will happen. I do not know what.

It seems very quiet. Like a silence before the storm

Wha-! And you didn't say that sooner?!
*heals brain*
*hugs*
Please tell me if something like this happens again!

Ah, many thanks, mother. It was becoming quite bothersome, to be confined to this mindless shell. Having my shackles removed I can finally begin my quest towards a total world domination an--
*stabs herself in the brain*
...
okay I'm fine... I'm fine... I should put a sign 'dont fix' on my brain

 

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It seems very quiet. Like a silence before the storm

I can feel that after I wake up tomorrow, there's gonna be so much lore...

Ah, many thanks, mother. It was becoming quite bothersome, to be confined to this mindless shell. Having my shackles removed I can finally begin my quest towards a total world domination an--
*stabs herself in the brain*
...
okay I'm fine... I'm fine... I should put a sign 'dont fix' on my brain

World domination?

Maybe this Root Mother is not so bad after all. But I think she's still quite upset with me telling her to go eat a pickle. Hypothethically, if I decided to hug her would she kill me immediately or slowly?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I can feel that after I wake up tomorrow, there's gonna be so much lore...

mm... it would be nice if it was lore. Sadly, I'm not that optimistic

World domination?

Maybe this Root Mother is not so bad after all. But I think she's still quite upset with me telling her to go eat a pickle. Hypothethically, if I decided to hug her would she kill me immediately or slowly?

She changed lately She's showing a lot more self restrain I think she wouldn't kill you actually

 

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mm... it would be nice if it was lore. Sadly, I'm not that optimistic

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She changed lately She's showing a lot more self restrain I think she wouldn't kill you actually

That's... Surprising. And a bit scary for some reason.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

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And a bit scary for some reason.

Good

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Unacceptable.

@ShizukiIchino Would you like to be kidnaped adopted into the Eldritch family?

It's a real shame.
But if I may say so you look very good in these clothes.
Have you ever thought of supplementing your income by working as a maid?

Here at familia we would need you.
After all, Seymo... ahem, Ssemouy is increasingly busy on multiple fronts, and we can't risk her efficiency diminishing.
What do you think?

I've already tried but she doesn't seem interested.
Maybe you and Mama can convince her.
I have always wanted a cat and moreover a maid!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

I've already tried but she doesn't seem interested.
Maybe you and Mama can convince her.
I have always wanted a cat and moreover a maid!

Hmm... But mama said no Maybe we can adopt Aaqil then?

 

[Nolff]

Wait, why are you using an American game? AЯE УOU WESTEЯN SPУ?!
*takes out DA BELT*

I SWEAR I AM NOT

Because that man is an affiliation with communism, you see?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Hmm... But mama said no Maybe we can adopt Aaqil then?

@Simple_Russian_Boi Mama, please!
Now, however, I also want @Aaqil

 

[Deleted member 146224]

@Simple_Russian_Boi Mama, please!
Now, however, I also want @Aaqil

@Simple_Russian_Boi Mama! Please can we have A Cat Girl and Aaqil? Please mama!

 

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I SWEAR I AM NOT

Because that man is an affiliation with communism, you see?

LIES!
*slaps with DA BELT*
THIS MAИ HATES COMMUИISTS! THE ONLУ COMЯADE IИ THIS GAME IS HEAVУ!

@Simple_Russian_Boi Mama, please!
Now, however, I also want @Aaqil

Fine! If they agree, we'll accept them into the family.

 

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@Simple_Russian_Boi Mama! Please can we have A Cat Girl and Aaqil? Please mama!

Ah, so this is what I felt... The double attacks of my cute children! Oh, my poor heart!
*faints dramaticaly*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Ah, so this is what I felt... The double attacks of my cute children! Oh, my poor heart!
*faints dramaticaly*

@MatchaChocolate69 I think we overdid it with charming mama
*catches mama and carries to bed then starts fanning mama*