SHF High-school Fanfic

[Theirl]

Yeah just sign this and the package is yours.
*Give a paper and pen*

I read before signing

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Goddess daikon, you have opened my eyes. It is indeed all my fault!

That's why ...
*hands Lord Matcha the bottle*
You're supposed to beat me(while explaining exactly what I did wrong) instead!

*throws away the broken bottle*

It's fine.
It's not on you.

The blame rests solely with me.
I harbored this belief, my chocolate was unparalleled.
A belief that its flavor could transmit my deepest sentiments.

That its smoothness would elevate us beyond the mundane.
Yet, I've come to see, its ordinariness was but shackles for those I cherish.
A toxin that stifled their potential.

I fall short of even a shadow of a true chocolatier.

But it's fine.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

me don't know words an adult should sign for me

*reads it carefuly to see if I would sell my soul by signing it*

Are those the Shizuki Body pillows i ordered for Enigma Pixy and Myself?

I read before signing

You're got big family in this mansion it seems.

 

[SRB]

*throws away the broken bottle*

It's fine.
It's not on you.

The blame rests solely with me.
I harbored this belief, my chocolate was unparalleled.
A belief that its flavor could transmit my deepest sentiments.

That its smoothness would elevate us beyond the mundane.
Yet, I've come to see, its ordinariness was but shackles for those I cherish.
A toxin that stifled their potential.

I fall short of even a shadow of a true chocolatier.

But it's fine.

Matcha. Son. It's not fine, I know you can feel it, even when you're drowning your sorrows in alcohol.
*hugs Matcha and pats his back*
Come on, allow your feelings to take hold, at least for a moment. I'll be here for you.

 

[SRB]

You're got big family in this mansion it seems.

Yep. Although I'm not sure how Theirl ended up here...
*signs, gives the paper back and takes the package*

 

[MidnightFox]

Yep. Although I'm not sure how Theirl ended up here...
*signs, gives the paper back and takes the package*

What's in the box?

 

[SRB]

@ShizukiIchino
*opens the box*
(what's inside?)

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Yep. Although I'm not sure how Theirl ended up here...
*signs, gives the paper back and takes the package*

*I look at you and smile*
Have a nice day.
*as I quietly getting away I command a {Release}*
<Coordinate is confirmed, tungsten impact in 5 seconds>
(Also in the package is only a big cookies)

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*throws away the broken bottle*

It's fine.
It's not on you.

The blame rests solely with me.
I harbored this belief, my chocolate was unparalleled.
A belief that its flavor could transmit my deepest sentiments.

That its smoothness would elevate us beyond the mundane.
Yet, I've come to see, its ordinariness was but shackles for those I cherish.
A toxin that stifled their potential.

I fall short of even a shadow of a true chocolatier.

But it's fine.

Lord Matcha! Who dared to say that your chocolate falls short of the pinnacle?! Who hurt you like so? Who could have ever convinced you otherwise? Is it that bratty bitch that calls herself a Villainess?! Is it someone who took control of me and spoke with my body? I don't care, the only acceptable outcome is complete obliteration of all parties involved!

Your chocolate is extraordinary Lord Matcha, and no one can say otherwise, because you said so! I don't care if it's some devil or god, we definitely need to take revenge. I would march into the unknown with you if need be and feed whoever that is that dared to slight your transcendental chocolate until they recognize their own shortcomings.

 

[MidnightFox]

*I look at you and smile*
Have a nice day.
*as I quietly getting away I command a {Release}*
<Coordinate is confirmed, tungsten impact in 5 seconds>
(Also in the package is only a big cookies)

Nonchalantly walks behind you *whispers in your ear* "where are the body pillows i ordered? Oh? It's Shizuki!!! Grabs your hand and invites you over for tea

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Nonchalantly walks behind you *whispers in your ear* "where are the body pillows i ordered? Oh? It's Shizuki!!! Grabs your hand and invites you over for tea

...
'goodbye my 1073971 clone'
*As the first tungsten impacted the Eldritch residency, the second tungsten goes through myself*

 

[MidnightFox]

...
'goodbye my 1073971 clone'
*As the first tungsten impacted the Eldritch residency

It was Frozen in place by ice before any impact could occur.

the second tungsten goes through myself

The clone survives with minor scratches that i just heal of her and proceed to eat cookies with her

Edit: you can join us you know?

 

[SRB]

*I look at you and smile*
Have a nice day.
*as I quietly getting away I command a {Release}*
<Coordinate is confirmed, tungsten impact in 5 seconds>
(Also in the package is only a big cookies)

...
'goodbye my 1073971 clone'
*As the first tungsten impacted the Eldritch residency, the second tungsten goes through myself*

*eats all the tungsten thingamajings just because he can*

 

[Corty]

Character Sheet: Rei Maeno
First Name: Rei
Last Name: Maeno
Nickname: Raymann
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Chair: 0 (doesn't exist in current timelines)
Original chair taken by <imposter foriegn entity>

Physical Appearance: Ray's appearance changes, but some constants may remain: she sometiy wears sunglasses and has long dark hair.

Personality and Behavior: Ray has a penchant for Japanese terms, often speaking or exclaiming phrases in a weeb style, reflecting her passion for Japanese pop culture.

Curse: Ray is afflicted with a curse that seems central to both her existence and her actions. The exact details and origin of this curse remain shrouded in mystery but deeply affect her life and powers.

Connections: She is friends with everyone except the imposter foreign entity.

Powers: Ray is anomaly, she doesn't exist, she never existed yet exist. She is only survivor form prequel multiverse. She is named 0 in current multiverse and possess factor of nothingness. To recognise as something her is equalent to starting final destination and utter destruction. If you see her ignore her.

Usage requirements:: if you use her character you have to make someone the imposter of your timeline and destroy everything in your timeline in end by hands of various versions of imposter entities from different timeline invading yours having absolute powers and face of different characters.

Plus no sexual stuff.

Footnote ::- About <imposter entity> he/she/it can be anyone to its purest form. Is the absolute highest dimensional entity, i.e. unbound.

added!

 

[Deleted member 146224]

*throws away the broken bottle*

It's fine.
It's not on you.

The blame rests solely with me.
I harbored this belief, my chocolate was unparalleled.
A belief that its flavor could transmit my deepest sentiments.

That its smoothness would elevate us beyond the mundane.
Yet, I've come to see, its ordinariness was but shackles for those I cherish.
A toxin that stifled their potential.

I fall short of even a shadow of a true chocolatier.

But it's fine.

Matcha-kun... The deliciousness of your chocolate will always be unparalleled. It doesn't matter if any woman appreciates it or not, because the flavor, the tastes comes directly from your heart. Each person perceives taste different though, but it won't ever affect your own taste. Your chocolate will remain as delicious as you made it even if someone else finds it less tasty. Then it's only their loss of not being able to grasp the full magnificence of your chocolate.

Ssemouys only fault is that she has too many alter egos so it's very hard to guess which Ssemouy is talking is that she was a messenger of words that did not belong to her. It is her curse that she can't be held responsible for even if I keep bullying her about this, because she's very fun to bully.

You need to find confidence in your chocolate yourself, Matcha-kun. Only then you'll be able to charm anyone indiscriminately. For one can only be truly loved if they love themselves first.

 

[Theirl]

Yep. Although I'm not sure how Theirl ended up here...
*signs, gives the paper back and takes the package*

Well confidential =p

 

[ShizukiIchino]

(I need to end it that way because I really need to go and probably can't pour out more text later so sorry)

 

[Theirl]

*eats all the tungsten thingamajings just because he can*

How much fatter u got isnt tungstein super heavy? Where the weight went?

 

[MidnightFox]

(I need to end it that way because I really need to go and probably can't pour out more text later so sorry)

Don't be too shy next time, I'll be sure to prepare some fish for you when you come over

 

[LuoirM]

@Corty

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Character Sheet: Rei Maeno
First Name: Rei
Last Name: Maeno
Nickname: Raymann
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Chair: 0 (doesn't exist in current timelines)
Original chair taken by <imposter foriegn entity>

Physical Appearance: Ray's appearance changes, but some constants may remain: she sometiy wears sunglasses and has long dark hair.

Personality and Behavior: Ray has a penchant for Japanese terms, often speaking or exclaiming phrases in a weeb style, reflecting her passion for Japanese pop culture.

Curse: Ray is afflicted with a curse that seems central to both her existence and her actions. The exact details and origin of this curse remain shrouded in mystery but deeply affect her life and powers.

Connections: She is friends with everyone except the imposter foreign entity.

Powers: Ray is anomaly, she doesn't exist, she never existed yet exist. She is only survivor form prequel multiverse. She is named 0 in current multiverse and possess factor of nothingness. To recognise as something her is equalent to starting final destination and utter destruction. If you see her ignore her.

Usage requirements:: if you use her character you have to make someone the imposter of your timeline and destroy everything in your timeline in end by hands of various versions of imposter entities from different timeline invading yours having absolute powers and face of different characters.

Plus no sexual stuff.

Footnote ::- About <imposter entity> he/she/it can be anyone to its purest form. Is the absolute highest dimensional entity, i.e. unbound.

** Check messages in forum (thread) for more details.

Would.