www.urbandictionary.com
[Awaiting revival from this piece's Lady...]
That's literally how you act towards Matcha.
Bruh.Urban Dictionary: bakery
bakery: When an individual is so thicc, their ass is pristine. Bakery refers to ass being called cake.
Nyaaaaaa~*rubs ears*
*caresses head*
so cute
*is now rocking back and forth on the floor dazed**spawns a horde of Zombie Daikons to protect Her Stabbynes and distract her from the looming danger of cilantro*
If it helps keeping her dead I can compile an album of her cringepostings to Matcha[Awaiting revival from this piece's Lady...]
Absolute skill issue. Stay dead for a while.
Wait...
You're Mother Nature herself, if your connection to the green is as good as I think. So... Does that mean that you're responsible for creating cilantro?*spawns a horde of Zombie Daikons to protect Her Stabbynes and distract her from the looming danger of cilantro*
@Corty this isn't linked.
They're already in my archives... I'm going to compile everything and read it to her at 0.5x speed as punishmentIf it helps keeping her dead I can compile an album of her cringepostings to Matcha
*cuddles to sleep*
You need to rest *approaches*
I'll keep watch 
He sent in an off-site description. I won't link to something that is not in the forums. But I added it to the glossary, which can't be specifically linked.
No I erased it from every universe in it's normal. It was the same day I discovered Azure hates it
I made a separate branch only for cooking and if eaten directly by Azure it will taste like a daikon Only I can change it
*cuddles to sleep*
Danny will be here with Her Stabbyness
zzzzz… Danny…. Delicious…. Mmmm..*approaches*
*cuddles*
*picks up in a princess carry*
*carries to bed*
*barricades the door and every window*
You're safe now Your Stabbyness
*orders Zombie Daikons to get on the bed with Her Stabbyness*
Btw, was it ever stated directly or indirectly who the Lady is and I just missed it or is it still a secret?
No it's @GoodPerson
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Powers: None
Utilities: S.A.M (Super Auxilliary Modules)
Personality: Ambivert.
Description:
Alf is a 17-year-old boy closing into his 18’s. He’s a good debater with some skills to get him out of the situation he does not want. He’s an ambivert, proven by how he exceedingly becomes an extrovert among his peers and can quickly disappear from anyone’s view. He’s a gaming maniac, able to complete some FPS games on the most challenging modes, and will most likely choose the hardest difficulty in every game he plays for the first time. He likes to joke around and does playful banter. He keeps his anger away when facing troubles or things that upset him. But don’t make him angry because he won’t be afraid to let out his rage via words, not violence.
He’s a responsible boy and will most likely be the one who says thanks to the janitors in the school.
He owns a device called S.A.M. It is a ground-breaking device if put in an ordinary world. If activated, the device allows him to use and utilize a game's logic or engine’s physics. The user can choose up to 2 games to use its engine and game logic.
The device has three levels of usage. The first is the basic, where the user can only use what every player can use in the original game. The second level allows the user to use the items unavailable or unobtainable to the players. Let’s say it’s the developer’s and staff’s only items.
And finally, the third level. Where the user can not just activate the fly command but also god mode commands. However, the user needs some expertise in coding.
He’s a philosophical and respectful person. He can be a nerdy bastard. Don’t threaten him with words. He will find even more words to defeat his opponents. And if he’s defeated, he’ll admit his defeat and just say. “Fair enough. I’ll see you in the next debate.”
If you were to use this person, please make him look like his description. You may ask the creator of him some questions.
